Sorry for saying I wasn't going to update, I have a very hot temper.
Kevin: cough Understatement of mass proportions.
Alexander: Shut up.
Kevin: It's true, you slammed a kid into a wall by his neck because he tripped and bumped into you. If you can't tell, Alex forgot the name of the Minister!
Alexander: Strokes knife Just wait love, just wait until he turns his back on us, then we'll make our move.
Kevin: Tries to scoot away from Alex but then remembers the disturbed fucker is using his lap as a seat because "it's warm" which is a really fucked up reason Okay…that was creepy.
Alexander: Oh yeah, this is going to have a super super super happy ending!!! Anyway, I love gay guys! Literally, but that's not what I'm talking about right now. This gay kid at my school was getting harassed by some of the football players at my school and bit their heads off.
They were like "Hey fag!" Then he said "That's right, got a problem with that?" Then they said "Yeah, we don't like fags!" Then he went into Super Scary Gay Man Mode and said "Why not? Think your one? Are you gay? Worried about your masculinity? Like the thought of taking it up the ass?" he just shot off on a rampage, it was so fucking cool!!! He scared the hell out of those guys!
I don't go on Super Gay Man rampages of reverse psychology, I just say "First off, I'm not gay, I'm bisexual, second if you have a problem with me, my fist is going to suddenly fall in love with your face."
…damn, now I have to take a piss.
Kevin: That's because you've been drinking all that water.
Alexander: Shut up…
X x x x
Severus and Harry were recounting the death of Voldemort for the tenth time and Severus snapped. "I am not telling you what happened one more time," he growled and looked like he was going to kill. "You have had us tell it ten times under that horrid potion!"
"Only a few questions while the potion is still in affect. What is your relationship with Mr. Potter?" The Minister asked.
"He's the love of my life and my Soul Mate and we have sex on a regular basis," Severus smirked, he would have said that even if he hadn't been under the potion. He loved to rub the fact he was breaking a law and couldn't be punished for it, Harry was his Soul Mate age boundaries no longer mattered.
"Right," the Minister coughed slightly and turned to Harry. "What is your relationship with Professor Snape?"
Harry was still blushing from Severus' comment. "He's my Soul Mate and I love him and…he's my lover," he said, his blush deepening. Shooting a quick glance at his Soul Mate and noticed the smirk the man had firmly plastered on his face, the smirk that said he knew something no one else did.
"Are the rumors of your pregnancy true Mr. Potter?"
The question surprised Harry who was trying to figure out what Severus knew. He looked at the Minister and nodded his head. Trying not to laugh at the look on the Minister's face, he covered a snicker with a well-placed cough. Apparently the fact a pregnant teenager could kill the Dark Lord but a legion of Aurora's couldn't was surprising.
"That is all for now."
X x x x
Harry went to class a few hours after the questioning and was swarmed by questions. He was walking down the hall when they got him.
"Did you kill him?"
"Is it over?"
"How did you do it?"
"Break it up!" Sirius boomed startling everyone. He had noticed the group and saw Harry was standing in the center and felt the need to rescue his Godson. The group dispersed quickly leaving Harry. "Come on, I'll walk you to class," he said and started walking with Harry to the teen's class.
Harry looked up nervously. "Aren't you mad that…" He trailed off, hoping Sirius understood. His tail twitched nervously as he ears began to wilt slightly.
Sirius looked down at his Godson and stopped. Placing a hand on Harry's shoulder, he looked into the cat boy's eyes and smile. "I'm not thrilled about the other father, but I'm happy that I get a chance to be an Uncle and a Father."
"Remus or you?" Harry asked, he didn't know who was on top and he really didn't, he just wanted to congratulate the right person.
"Moony, we found out yesterday when you went off and killed Voldemort in five minutes when Dumbledores' plan would have made a war and taken days maybe even weeks," Sirius smiled, proud of his Godson. "James would be proud of you, not so much that your carrying Snape's child, but he'd be happy that your happy," he said, his voice taking on a sad tone, he still missed James and Lily.
"Someone say my name?" A voice laughed behind then and the turned of heel and stared completely awe struck. There was James Potter, standing in the middle of the corridor, Lily at his side. "Miss me?" He asked with a giant smile.
Sirius' jaw literally dropped when he saw his friend standing there. "But…how?" He asked dumb struck.
"Well, me and Lils were still alive when Dumbledor came, so he took Harry and locked us in that damn mirror of his so the prophesy could be fulfilled or something like that," James said and walked over to Harry. He embraced his long time friend and turned to his son, completely unaffected by the fact his son was half cat. "Now, what wouldn't I be happy about?"
Harry looked up at his Father for the first time in over 14 years. "Severus is my Soul Mate," he said, not afraid, if this man was really his Father, then he would accept it. "And I'm pregnant."
"Not Severus Snape right? You're not Soul Mates with that greasy git are you?" James almost pleaded. He looked back at his wife who was approaching them and had a begging look on his face.
"Severus Snape," Harry said and watched as his Father's face changed almost comically. "And before you even start accusing him of anything, he did not cast a spell on me, he is not controlling me, and I felt the bond," he added quickly leaving his father dumb-founded.
Lily walked over and hugged him tightly. "I new he would do the right thing," she smiled and pulled back. "Now where is he? It's been ages since I've seen him and I want to see how he's grown."
X x x x
Harry walked into Severus' classroom once the class left, his parents waiting outside. "My parents are alive," he said and watched his Soul Mate's eyes go wide in shock.
"What do you mean…" Severus trailed off when Lily and James walked into the room. "Shit," was the first thing out of his mouth when he saw James. He looked over at Lily and gave a small smile.
Lily smiled back and walked over, giving Severus a warm hug. "See? Didn't I tell you that you would grow to be handsome?" She laughed pulling back. "I missed you."
"I missed you too Lily. You, however," Severus said and looked at James, "I could do without. Though, I suppose without you, this fine specimen would never have come into my possession," he smirked and raked his gaze hotly over Harry's body just to piss off James and make Harry blush.
"Why you…" James growled and trailed off. Quickly, he pulled his wand from his pocket and cast a spell at Severus who blocked it without even grabbing his wand. "How did you…?"
Severus rolled his eyes and gave a bored yawn. "I am a rather powerful wizard Potter. Wandless magic comes naturally to me. And don't try to get into a physical fight with me either, you're not even practice anymore," he taunted knowing that James couldn't resist the unspoken challenge.
Slipping his wand back into his pocket, James ran at Severus, trying to punch the man's smirking face. He was more than surprised when Severus caught his fist, twisted it behind his back, and brought him to his knees without even trying. Firmly pinned with his arm behind his back and on his knees, he had no choice but to submit.
"Black tried that exact same thing, both of you are so boring now. I'm an ex-Death Eater Potter, try and hurt me, and I'll hurt you so much more," Severus growled and roughly jerked James' arm before letting him go.
"Oh Severus, how could you?" Lily pleaded, looking at her childhood friend. Severus gave her a look and she understood. "It was that bastard Malfoy wasn't it? I told you he was up to no good. Anyway, I knew you would do the right thing and take care of Harry," she smiled, changing to a less painful subject for everyone but James.
Harry blushed when he remembered last night when Severus had taken very good care of him. He saw his mother smile knowingly at him and is blush deepened. Still blushing, he smiled back at his mother and James made a sound like he was barfing. Before he could make a comment, Severus beat him to it.
"Get over it Potter, I'm having mind blowing sex with your son end of discussion," Severus stated bluntly making Lily laugh. "Now if you have nothing more to say, that was my last class and I have something to tell Harry in private," he said and glared daggers at James.
James glared back equally as mean. "What is so important that you can't tell him in front of his parents?" He demanded without thinking.
Severus quirked a brow, grabbed Harry's arm, yanked him into his lap, and sealed their lips together in a hot kiss. He stroked the startled cat boy's tail, slowly making his way towards the teen's ass. "That answer your question?" he smirked breaking the kiss, but leaving his hand stroking up and down the teen's tail.
James dragged a laughing Lily out of the room and slammed the door. He really did not need to see that.
Severus lifted Harry from his lap and set him down before going down on a bended knee. "Harry, will you marry me?" He asked and pulled a beautiful sliver ring, with the Snape crest engraved in an emerald on it, from his pocket.
"Of course!" Harry happily shouted and threw himself on his fiancé. He was pregnant, in love, and now going to get married, he was the happiest person in the entire world right now.
X x x x
Soon Harry was pressed against a wall, screaming in ecstasy as Severus' tongue did the most wonderful things between his legs. "SEVERUS!" He screamed as he orgasmed in his fiancé's mouth. Panting, he felt himself being lowered and carried over to the desk.
Kissing Harry deeply, Severus opened the top drawer of his desk and pulled out a small flask of lubricant. Dipping three of his fingers into the slippery gel, he pressed the slick digits into the writhing teen who mewed, that soft tail whipping madly against him.
Delicious sounds were coming from Harry's throat as Severus prepared him. "Please," he begged, his body so over stimulated that his parents along with reporters and the entire school could walk into the room and he wouldn't care, all he wanted was to cum again.
"As you wish," Severus smirked and cast a wandless spell, making his clothes disappear and reappear neatly folded next to Harry's which were thrown all over the room. He pulled Harry to the edge of the desk so the teen's ass was at the very edge before thrusting in.
"OH GOD!" Harry yowled at the sudden penetration. "Move!" He practically screamed when Severus stopped when he was all the way in. Moans and screams ripped from his throat as the raven-haired man set a fast yet gentle pace. His sounds grew louder every time the head of Severus' prick slammed into his prostate.
Severus let out a deep moan when Harry reached completion a warm rush of liquid splashing between them, the tight walls of the cat boy's entrance vise gripping around his cock. A few more thrusts and he joined his Soul Mate in bliss.
X x x x
Alexander: Back!
Kevin: I don't think they really care if you were gone or not. I mean you left came back, wrote the chapter and then stated that you came back too late.
Alexander: Fine, ruin the moment.
Kevin: What moment! There was a moment!? You went to take a piss, that's it! Nothing special!
Alexander: Everything I do is special and every minute I do anything it's a moment.
Kevin: You're full of yourself.
Alexander: No, I'm just sexy at 15.
Kevin: That's because you hang out with a cage dancer in a goth gay club thingy on the weekends waiting tables and cleaning out the private rooms.
Alexander: You're just jealous. THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY!!!
Kevin: Whatever.