Hehe, SOOOOO…how is my suckish story so far ?.? I hope it's decent

OH WELL! WEEEEEEE

Tsuka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! 

"Un, Itachi-san, yeah," a slightly faint voice echoed in Tsuka's ears as she began to wake up,"why did you do what you just did, yeah?"

"Deidara-san," a familiar deep voice answered the first one, "it's for the benefit of the Leader."

"Mhm, yeah, stripping her into her undergarments is SO good for Leader-san—"

"WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!?" Tsuka screamed, snapping her eyes open and standing up. "AIIIEEEE!!!!" screamed the two people. Since the room they were in were in was illuminated with torches, she saw the figures clearly. One had corn-yellow hair that was put in a ponytail, a bang hiding his…or her left eye, Tsuka couldn't tell (A/N: . ()). Another one she recognized from the deep crimson eyes and raven black hair...

"YOU…YOU…YOU!" Tsuka pointed at the guy with the red pupils, who was hiding behind Deidara with fear. "…!" She felt a sudden draft and looked down, only to see herself indeed in her bra and panties. "…" A vein popped out from her head and she stomped towards the two people. "AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They backed away, hugging each other,"OH GOD PLEASE SPARE US, YEAH!"

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STRIP ME?!!?!?" Tsuka yelled, her blue eyes covered in cold fury. "C…C-Come—I MEAN 'cause'!...T-Tits—THIS, I MEAN THIS," the black haired boy stuttered, cringing while he saw the girl crack her knuckles. "T-This w-was f-for y-your own goods—GOOD!""ITACHI-SAN," the blonde haired one hugged him tighter and looked at him, "I-If we die, I-I wanted you to know that…that I used your brush to unclog my toilet, yeah!" "W-WHAT?!" The boy Tsuka knew as Itachi looked at him with a look of disdain. Tsuka brought her fist at them. It would've hit them if a certain blue skinned person didn't grab her elbow just in time. "!?" Tsuka looked at the person, "Who the--!?"

"Yes! It is I, KISAME HOSHI—GAH!" The huge fish-like man was suddenly tackled to the ground by our very beloved Tsuka. She suddenly started to drool, forks, knives, and bib ready. "FOOOODDD!" She cheered happily. "GAAAAAAAAAH" Kisame screamed at a high pitched voice and started to wriggle,"NO NO NO, DON'T EAT ME, PLEASE!" Itachi and the blonde…thing stared in horror, covering their eyes as their fishy friend fell into the hands of the savage beast.

"…What the fuck?!" A booming voice stopped all action. "Eh?" Tsuka turned to the direction…only to see a huuuge ass brown scorpion! ON NOES! O!

"OHMYGODBBQAPPLESAUCE," the blonde one ran over to the scorpion thing and hugged it,"SASORI-DANNA, PLEASE SAVE US, YEAH!" "…What the fuck," the scorpion said again, looking at the blonde. "….Um…okaaayyyy? Well, let me see this…a black haired bishie is cowering in a corner as some girl in her panties is cooking our fish friend over a fire. A ditzy bishie feminine boy is hugging me also cowering in said fear."

"Un, Yeah…"

"…You need to fill in a bit more," Sasori stretched out its long spike-like tail and poked Tsuka's boobies with its stinger. "!!!!!" A deafening scream was heard all around the cave-like place…followed by a sharp THWACK!

"…" Bits of the scorpion's skin fell off and landed on the ground. "AIIIEEE!" Tsuka went all Naruto "OMG" look and pointed at Sasori,"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SHEDDING OR SOMETHING! SCORPIONS DON'T SHED!...Or dooo they…?" She wondered out loud.

"OMGWTF," Itachi stood up and pointed at Sasori with a Naruto "WTF" face,"YOUR PUPPET THINGY IS DESTROYED!..." "NO SHIT PRETTY-BOY!" The puppet suddenly broke into bigger pieces, revealing another figure with red hair and brown eyes, obviously a boy. "…" He stepped out of the remnants of the scorpion thingy and walked towards Tsuka. "…" Tsuka got in a fighting stance, looking at him dead in the eye,"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, ASSWIPE!? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" Sasori stopped in front of her and looked at her head-to-toe.

"…" "…" "…" "…" "…Pink underwear and boob holders doesn't suit you," Sasori finally said. A fist connected to his jaw, sending him skidding on the ground and crash onto the wall. The once-was-Jounin looked at him with a fiery fury. "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO WEAR MY UNDERGARMENTS, YOU PERVERT!"

"Oooo, BURNNNN," Kisame said, still hanging on the skewer. "Speak for yourself," Itachi mumbled. "Dude, that was corny, yeah," Deidara and Kisame both said. "…Shut up," Itachi mumbled.

"WHAT!?" Sasori stood up from the ground and looked at her, "SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, BITCH!" Tsuka walked up to him, got close into his face, and said,"Don't tell me. How to wear my undergarments. You pervert. What are you going to do?" Tsuka stepped back, putting her hands on her hips. "I know you can't hit me, and from the looks for all of your clothes, you belong in some group…

"Akatsuki, by chance?"

A small smile formed on the red-head's lips. "My, my, this girl does know her stuff."

Deidara started to fill their faces with hotdogs and popcorn. Itachi was sucking on a lollipop. "May I have one, Itachi-sama?" Kisame looked at him with big cute chibi eyes. "…Sure," Itachi grinned. "!" Itachi smiled…that's…not good, Kisame thought with fear.

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!" "GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYEEEESSSS!" Kisame screamed.

There's your candy you fish-headed dolt, Itachi thought, chewing on a jawbreaker now.

Tsuka didn't pay any attention to them, only glared at Sasori. She suddenly whipped her hand forward, grabbed Sasori's collar, and pulled on it. "What the—" Sasori's black cloak slid off his arms and into Tsuka's. She put it on and said,"Jeez, you're bigger than you look," the sleeves covered her hands completely.

"HEY! THAT'S MY CLOAK!" Sasori yelled, watching Tsuka go through one of the opening at the cave. "Whatever," Tsuka said back. "Oohhhh, you got DISSED!" Itachi said. "SHUT UP!" He yelled. "does Sasori-danna want a kissy-kiss, yeah?" Deidara went with him, wearing lipstick. "GET AWAY FROM ME," Sasori slapped Deidara, who fell on the floor holding his cheek. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SASORI-DANNA HIT ME, YEAH!" He started to bawl like a little baby.

Sasori rolled his eyes and chased after Tsuka, "WAIT YOU WHORE!"

"Sniffsniff," Deidara sobbed. Itachi hugged him cooing,"It's okaaayyyy Deidara-san." "OH, ITACHI-SAN," Deidara hugged him. Kisame made a "WTF" face. Itachi glared at him,"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Yes.

It's a crappy sucky chapter

Sorry I'm tired and yeah .

I hoped you like it..Read and Review please! 