HELLO! I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG! Um... yeah, anyway. I'm working on a story with my friend, TB. It's a fic where the Naruto ppl come to the real world, and attend a normal elementary school. Because they're missing out on 'the finer points of life'. Lol.

It's pretty random and really funny. TB's ideas are HILARIOUS. Mine are funny, sometimes, but TB's are better. My Little Pony boxers... omg...

But if you feel like reading it, you'll have to wait for a bit. It's still on paper. We've written chapters 2-5, but no chapter 1. Yes, I know we're pretty pathetic. But we're on a roll, so you 'll have to wait until we finish chapter... I dunno... 10? Maybe.

If you feel like reading about crossdressing, penis talk, people that take forever in the change room, a food fight and God (and us) knows what else, you'll love our story.

Side note for the story TB and I are working on: Sai and OOCness galore!

The story may be found in the future at the account, 'Mini-Chobi and Tidbits'. Right now, I've posted one random rant there to let people know we actually exist. Feel free to read it. A hair-raising question that no-one else I know has asked as of yet.

Another reason for the ridiculousy late updates: YOUTUBE! Kage(Kara)Mamo(ru), Fruits Basket, Chobits... must I list 'em all?

"Why do we have to do this? I mean, really. We would have fanboys during this show, and as if that's not enough men, they shove this at us!"

"You're sounding kinda like Shikamaru, Ino. Except you're ranting on men, not women."

"Tenten's right, Ino. But Ino's also right. We'll have enough people trying to get upskirts of us as is, why this too?"

"Sakura-chan, I-I think it's f-for moral su-support. See? I-it says so h-here at the t-top..."

"Moral support my ass, Hinata!"

"Aheh...heh..."

The story: They were all given a slip. They were asked to fill in a guy name. That guy would be coming to KNTM headquarters. He will be staying here as long as you.This means he is like a guardian/moral supporter. This man should meet three requirements:

1. He's not a saddo loser.
2. He should be on relatively good terms with you.
3. He can NOT be ugly as a butt.

Now they are sitting on the floor by Ino's bed.

"Well, I was going to put in Lee-san, but nooo! That stupid rules and regulations person refused after seeing a picture of him," said Sakura, crossing her legs on her bed. "Tsk, tsk. People nowadys. Don't they know that appearance is only skin-deep? Lee-san's the nicest person in the world."

"I know. The only person he's ever yelled at was that bitch Temari. He didn't even get mad when Sasuke used his move in the Chuunin exam," said Ino.

"Oh, you'll be seeing a lot of Temari, Ino," smirked Tenten. "Don't you notice that there's something between her and Shikamaru?"

"Who cares?" said Ino tightly. "A-as long as she doesn't come near me."

"Aw, come on," teased Sakura. "It's so obvious. You two are like an old married couple. Except you're young, you're not married yet, and you're not a couple... yet."

"Can we just figure out who to fill in the slip?" asked Ino. Master of changing subjects. "That's what important right now. We have to give these in tomorrow morning. We'll look really stupid if our slips are empty."

"True," mumbled Hinata.

The four lapsed into silence as they wrote down names.

"OK," said Sakura happily. "Name sharing time!"

The other three all gaped at her.

"What?" asked Sakura. "Ah well. I wrote down Sasuke."

"Like hell you're on good terms with my Sasuke-kun!" spat Ino.

"I so am!" replied Sakura. "I've written down his name and there isn't anything you can do to change that fact!"

"Oh really?" smirked Ino, reaching for some white-out that JUST SO HAPPENED to be on her bedside table.

"P-please... don't f-fight!"

"You've got to get over your stuttering, Hinata," remarked Tenten. "Anyway, she's right. He'll be coming anyway and you can both glomp him."

"Hmph! So who did YOU pick, Tenten?" Ino challenged.

Tenten mumbled something.

"Speak up," said Sakura.

Tenten mumbled a teeny bit louder.

"Go on, Tenten-chan," urged Hinata.

Tenten was still mumbling.

"Oh for God's sake Tenten-!" started Ino.

"NEJI!"

Silence.

"That's cool," said Sakura suddenly. "What about you, Ino?"

"Who do you think?" Ino asked back.

"Shikamaru?" suggested Hinata.

"No. Ibiki," said Ino sarcastically. "Of-course Shikamaru. He only barely passes the first and third requirements though."

"Yeah right, Ino," giggled Tenten. "Shikamaru, almost a saddo loser. Shikamaru, almost ugly as a butt? You've got to be kidding me."

"Tenten's right," agreed Sakura. "He's lazy, but he's a genius. His looks aren't awesome, but he's really nice to make up for it."

"Whatever," said Ino, rubbing the back of her neck with her hand. "So... Hinata. You?"

Hinata blushed, mumbling like Tenten did.

"Oh come on," laughed Tenten. "Don't mumble."

"Tenten, you hypocrite," scoffed Sakura. "Come on, Hinata. Don't be a mumbling idiot like Tenten was!"

"I resent that," mumbled Tenten.

Hinata was blushing red as she handed over the slip to Ino.

"Oh, I see..." smirked Ino.

"Who? I want to see!" said Sakura, crawling over and reading over Ino's shoulder.

Tenten also came.

"Who did you pick, Hinata?" said Tenten. "Oh, I see. Kiba! Not bad. He's pretty cute, and I've heard that he's pretty nice. He's hyperactive though, right, Hinata?"

Hinata laughed nervously.

"This will be insteresting," smiled Ino, "Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, and Kiba, enter the torture zone..."

With the guys, who were hanging around at theKorean BBQ place.
"You just HAD to tell Gaara, Kankurou, and Temari, didn't you, Naruto?" asked Shikamaru bitterly.

"So? I felt they should know," said Naruto simply.

"Well, I don't," snapped Shikamaru.

"Oh, Shika," Kiba butted in. "You can stop being self-concious now."

"You can stop calling me 'Shika' now."

"Don't be so angsty," said Sasuke. "Having fangirls aren't half-bad, you know."

"Really?" asked Chouji, obviously not comprehending.

"It's true," added Neji. "It actually helps you train your speed."

"I have Gai and Lee to help me with that," replied Shikamaru.

There was a pause.

"Sometimes, Shikamaru," Shino said, quirking an eyebrow. "I wonder if you're just quick-witted, leading people to think that you're a genius."

"But I'm actually not?"

Shino considered how to say it without emotionally scarring Shikamaru.

"My opinion," he finally said.

"Well, maybe," suggested Lee. "He's sort of like me. You know how Gai -ensei said I was a genius of hard work? Maybe Shikamaru's a genius of quick wits."

"Wow, thanks, Lee," said Shikamaru half-sarcastically. Is that possible?

"You're welcome," said Lee. Oblivious to Shikamaru's half-sarcasticness.

The rest snickered and turned back to Naruto and Chouji's tug-o-war over the last piece of meat.

Short? OK?Meh.

After a long long pause, I brought you another unbelievably short KNTM chapter!

Cheers!

-MC