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Sorry. Had to get that out.
I AM SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY! (happy dance)
MY PIANO EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER! MUAHAHA!
HARMONY 3, STUDIES BOOK AND REPERTOIRE GRADE 8, SIGHT READING MATERIAL, SCALES BOOK 8 AND EAR TESTS CAN BURN IN HEEEELLLLLL!
For those asking: Yes, it's sad, but it's true. Piano and Theory exams can be taken in the SUMMER. It's THAT SAD. I'm finally free now! I have wings! Look! (flys)
Mom: OI! Come back down to earth! You have to buy everything for school!
Oh right. That just shot a hole through my wings... (drops back down to earth) noooooooooo...
However, I am now able to write more and read more and watch more and play more and rest more and have more fun! So I'm going to!
The joys of freedom!
o-O-o
"Hello and welcome to Konoha's Next Top Model!" smiled Shihan. The camera was trained on her, with the girls in the background. "Today, we have a surprise event. Each model here has picked a male friend to come and support them in person.
"Of-course, the males will be sleeping in another house. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen now, do we?"
Shihan paused, smirking slyly and wiggling her eyebrows in the camera. Then she laughed.
"Alright! Without further adue, please welcome, the guys!" she said, stepping sideways off the screen and letting everyone see the contestants, who were dressed in two-piece bathing suits.
The girls waved at the camera. In the back row, from left to right, stood Shoku, Winly, Nina, Touka, Iku, Aku, and Kitai. In the front row from left to right stood Ama, Teito, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten.
o-O-o
With Naruto, Shino, Lee and Chouji
o-O-o
"I wonder where Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji and Sasuke went," wondered Naruto randomly.
Shino, Lee and Chouji looked away from Shihan and the girls on the TV set and looked quizically at Naruto.
"Don't you know, Naruto?" asked Chouji.
"Of-course not," snapped Naruto, realizing that the three knew and he didn't, which made him feel stupid. "If I did, why would I be asking?"
"Well, Neji-san said that he had to go on a mission," said Lee.
Now Shino and Chouji were looking quizically at Lee.
"A mission?" asked Chouji. "But Shikamaru told me that he had to go to KNTM to morally support Ino, and that Neji and Kiba and Sasuke were going with him."
"That's what Kiba told me, except it was Hinata" said Shino.
"And also what Sasuke told me, except it was Sakura."
The four turned.
"Sai? What are you doing here, you asshole?" asked Naruto.
"To watch KNTM, dickless wonder," replied Sai, sitting down beside Chouji on the couch.
"Don't you have a TV or something?" asked Naruto.
"Don't you?"
"Of-course I do, dumbass!"
"Then why are you at Chouji's house watching TV as well?"
"The more the merrier!"
"Exactly."
"...wha?"
"The more the merrier, Naruto."
"What?"
Sai sighed. (haha. sai sighed!)
"Nevermind..."
o-O-o
And back at KNTM...
o-O-o
Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru walked in with 9 other guys. Presumably the other contestants 'males'. Well, all of them walked in, but Kiba rode in on Akamaru. As a uniform, they were all dressed in white T-shirts with KNTM in big black letters and a pair of dark blue jeans. All of the guys. Not just Kiba and Akamaru. But Akamaru didn't wear anything. Kiba did.
Anyway, they lined up in front of the girls and smiled. Or, well, some of them did.
"First, we have Ryoku Shounen-san, aniki of Ryoku Shoku-chan," said Shihan, stepping back into the screen and beside Shounen as the camera moved onto the two.
Like Shoku, Shounen had green hair, and blue eyes.
"Here," continued Shihan, moving in front of the next dude with the camera following her, "we have Erricu-san, childhood friend of Winly-chan." (Yes, it's Edward but his name's Erricu now. Like Eric but with a Japanese accent)
Winly waved at Erricu. Looking rather bored and with a forced smile on his face, Erricu glanced over at Winly with his hazel eyes and waved a little at both Winly and the camera. As soon as Shihan stepped in front of him, he was slouched, really really bored-looking. He even blew a bit of his golden bangs in an exasperated way, earning a glare from Winly's sharp blue eyes.
Ignoring Erricu and Winly, Shihan continued on introducing. When she saw the guy, she blanched a little, but soon recovered.
"Our nice young man here is Akito-kun. He's a friend of Nina-chan's."
Girls all over Konoha and Suna swooned. Did such a bishounen actually live in these parts? Akito-kun had... dark purple? Light purple? Amethyst? Lavender? It was hard to tell. His eyes seemed to change, never exactly the same shade, but always some type of violet.
Akito's hair was light blue. It looked so soft... so light... like clean, white snow with lots and lots of nice warm blue shadows. But... blue was a cool colour, right? How could it look warm? But no-one cared. They were either burning with jealousy or swooning. It didn't help that he was lean and muscled.
Akito smiled slightly, making a lot of girls in front of the TV squeal and giggle.
"Hello," he said in a smooth tenor voice, throughouly wooing every single girl/homosexual guy in front of the TV and unknowingly turning every guy/homosexual girl against him.
Shihan gave Akito a smile and hug which he returned, then moved entirely in front of him so that no-one could see him anymore from the cameras/TV sets and so that Akito got a nice Icha-Icha-Paradise-worthy view of her bust. A lot of screams came from households demanding that Shihan "that bitch" move from in front of "their" Akito-kun and stop shoving her chest in his face.
Of-course, it did no good, since Shihan was 20 miles out from Konoha and farther still from Suna.
o-O-o
With the SandSibs
o-O-o
"Temari get back on the couch!" whined Kankurou, throwing a pillow at the angry woman.
"GET AWAY FROM AKI-KUN!" was all Kankurou got in reply from his insane sister. "HE'S MINE AND NOT YOURS!"
"Actually, it's more likely he's Nina-san's," stated Gaara, who was lounging on the comfy chair and sipping some Pepsi.
Temari looked horrified.
"But Shihan said friend, right?"
Gaara shrugged and reclined more on his comfy chair. "Who knows if they're actually more than that?"
Temari screamed and hugged the television, which was now showing Touka's black-haired and dark green-eyed boyfriend, Ki.
"NOOOOOOO! AKI-KUN!"
She then proceeded to planting kisses on the screen and murmuring, "It's ok, Aki-kun... I'll save you from Nina-bitch... it's alright..."
Kankurou sighed.
"Stop making out with the screen already! Akito isn't even shown there anymore, you idiot!"
This time Kankurou threw Gaara's bottle of pepsi at Temari.
Gaara's eyes narrowed.
"Hey, I was still drinking that..."
"I'll get you a root beer float," sighed Kankurou, getting up to prepare the drink as Temari returned to the couch, wet from Pepsi and still going insane over Akito.
"Temari, away from the couch!" demanded Gaara, jerking up from his comfy chair. "You're all sticky and wet from the Pepsi!"
Like a robot following orders, Temari walked to the bathroom to take a shower, still whimpering about her Aki-kun.
Gaara relaxed and sat back in his comfy chair as Shihan introduced Iku and Aku's funky friends, Masao and Kazuo.
o-O-o
KNTM
o-O-o
"Here we have Ken-san," said Shihan. "He is a friend of Kitai-chan's."
Ken was a nice, innocent looking guy. His brown hair was a little disheveled, but he had a nice smile and round, light blue eyes. He had a round face, and all in all looked pretty friendly.
Shihan didn't spend much tmie on him, and moved over to Ama's friend. A tall, gangly teen with spiky black hair dyed silver, sharp amber eyes and a bit of a hooked nose, making him look like an eagle.
"This tall gentleman is called Sakata-san," Shihan explained. "He's one of Ama-chan's best friends."
Shikamaru's eyes snapped open. (he was dozing off in a standing position before) Best friend? Ama? Please, no... No. No. No!
Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata seemed to have similiar thoughts. They turned to the distraught shadow-nin with raised eyebrows.
Shikamaru stiffened, then slipped back into his laid-back attitude. Must be mere coincidence. Has to be. 40 chance of it being that. Everything was alright, he wasn't being stalked by a gay man...
Shihan didn't take notice of anything. She moved on past Sakata to the next guy, a teen with brown eyes, dark brown hair, and nothing remarkable concerning looks to speak of.
"Shingo-san is Teito-chan's ototo."
You could really tell Shihan was trying to get onto the next guys.
Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru.
She smiled and put an arm around Sasuke's shoulders, earning her boos and screams of 'GET AWAY FROM SASUKE-KUN!' from his fangirls from Konoha and Suna.
Oblivious of her declining popularity and the angry Sakura and Ino duo behind her, Shihan went on to introduce Sasuke.
"And I presume that you all know this hotty," she said, snuggling up closer to the scowling Uchiha. "The lone survivor of the Uchiha massacre, Konoha heart throb, and child prodigy, Uchiha Sasuke."
"Get off me, woman," was all she got from Sasuke.
Shihan ignored Sasuke and did nothing but launch into a detailed biography of Sasuke's life, ignoring the angry glares from Sakura and Ino and the restraining of the wild beasts from Tenten and Hinata.
Kiba turned to Neji.
"I never knew Shihan was a Sasuke fangirl, a slut, and a pretty boy sucker," he whispered.
"Live and learn, Inuzuka," muttered Neji, equally as disgusted. "Live and learn."
Shihan was about to go into Sasuke's first year in the Ninja Academy when the camera man middle-fingered her and silent-screamed at her to move on.
"...and you all know what happened after that!" Shihan finished, winking at the camera, hugging Sasuke 'bye', and preventing (more) embarrassment for herself.
However, pretty-boy fever didn't end there.
More shouts and screames came from girls all over Konoha.
"How could anyone not know Hyuuga Neji here?" Shihan was nearly suffocating Neji in a hug. "Although not as high-up in terms of popularity-"
"And I'd like to keep it that way, thank you," said Neji coldly. "Would you please get off me? It would be very much appreciated."
Shihan smiled at the camera.
"Of-course," she said, releasing the Hyuuga prodigy.
Behind them, Tenten was being refrained by Sakura and Hinata. They were stepping on her toes and holding Tenten's hands back from reaching up to the senbon she had used to secure her buns and throw them at Shihan. The senbon. Not her buns.
Tenten only calmed down when Shihan moved on from Neji in sheer fear and replaced would-be Neji with Kiba. Hinata bit her lip and stepped back, playing with her fingers at the sight of Shihan draping herself over Kiba.
"Inuzuka Kiba-kun," Shihan was saying, smiling broadly at the camera. "Minor chick-magnet, but cute nonetheless."
She gave Kiba a slight squeeze on his shoulders (which made quite some girls in Konoha roar with disaproval) and walked over to Shikamaru.
"Last, but not least, Nara Shikamaru-san. Genius and unofficial village strategist," Shihan wasn't glomping Shikamaru, but you could tell she still liked him. "Recently sent the media's tongue wagging at the fact of a highly secretive fanclub.
"And that's it! Today's challenge for the girls will be revealed when we come back after-"
"You neglected to say who summoned us here," Shikamaru suddenly interjected. "Did you forget?"
"..."
Everything paused. The other guys stared. The girls in front of TVs stopped hyperventilating. Shihan stopped. The camera-man's cig stopped burning. The tides stopped coming in and the world stopped turning-
Ok, no. It wasn't that bad, but you get the picture.
"...um, right," said Shihan sheepishly. "I forgot. Thank you so much, Shikamaru-san.
"Sasuke-kun is Sakura-san's childhood friend, Neji-kun is Tenten-san's friend, Kiba-kun is Hinata-chan's friend, and Shikamaru-san is Ino-san's childhood friend.
"We will now be taking a break, and after that will be the girls' test of skills."
The camera stopped recording and everyone relaxed and stretched. They started chatting with their friends.
"SASUKE-KUUUUN! INO-PIG GO AWAY!"
"GET AWAY, FOREHEAD GIRL! SASUKE-KUUUUUUNN!"
"Oh bother..."
As the two girls jostled over Sasuke, other conversations went on.
"Ano... Kiba-kun?"
"Hinata! Hey! How are ya?"
"G-good..."
"What's wrong? Still a little shaken from Shihan?"
"Y-yes..."
"That's okay, it was pretty weird for me too."
"I'm sorry I called you out so suddenly... I-I... we had to... so..."
"Nah, it's okay, Hinata."
"Heehee..."
"So how has it been?"
"B-been?"
"How are you adjusting to a glamour-life?"
"K-Kiba-kun!"
"I'm just kidding, Hinata! I know you're not like that. You're innocent and shy and nice and anti-make up and a believer of natural beauty -which you have a lot of, by the way- and all around great young woman, okay? So don't worry."
"..."
"Hinata?"
"Gomen, Kiba-kun... I'm not so used to being praised like that."
"Oh."
"Tenten."
"Hm?"
"Don't 'hm' me, Tenten."
"What do you want, Neji?"
"Why'd you make ME come, of all people?"
"Wow, aren't we so appreciative and subtle?"
"Answer me, woman!"
"I have a name, you know!"
"Okay... answer me, Tenten!"
"You were my teammate and they wouldn't let me bring Lee."
"Nothing other than that?"
"And our teamwork's pretty good as well. If something happened, you'd be a good candidate for solving the problem."
"Damn you, woman..."
"I HAVE A NAME!"
"Tenten, right?"
"Wow! You remembered! Jerk!"
"I have a name too, Tenten. And it's not Jerk."
"Oh, right, I remember now. IT'S JACK-ASS."
"Erricu! Long time no see, and you're as impatient as ever, huh?"
"Shut up, Winly. I want to have some peace."
"I don't KNOW how I could stand you all those years!"
"Because you love me and you know it."
-SLAP-
"Shounen-ni-san."
"Imouto."
"How are you?"
"Good."
"The ramen shop?"
"Profitable."
"Good."
"Yeah."
"Hello, Nina."
"Akito, hey! What's up!"
"Oh, nothing. Hiding from fangirls again."
"Nice!"
"Very."
"Sooo... sorry about calling you out here, but we had to, and I knew that you'd grab a few chicks this way!"
"Nina..."
"Fine, fine! I won't put it that way! Haha!"
"Iku!"
"Aku!"
"Masao!"
"Kazuo!"
-blabber between twins-
(Yes, M and K are the Tachibana Twins from Captain Tsubasa. Just without the bunny teeth. God forbid the bunny teeth.)
"Hey, Ken."
"Kit-san! Um... hey!"
"What, you scared of me?"
"N-no! Of-course not, just... you're hugging me... you're so close... your insanely huge boobs..."
"You should be happy, lech. Just be glad I saved you from your insanely cute and violent gf."
"Kit-san! Segawa isn't that bad!"
"Protective lover-boy."
"Kit-san..."
-PUNCH-
"Uwahhhh!"
(Character based off of Kitsune and Keitaro from Love Hina.)
"Ama?"
"Sakata, that's him!"
"I know, isn't this exciting!"
"Shikamaru-saaaan!"
"Ama! No!"
"Don't be so chicken! Shhhh!"
"Er... you hollered?"
"Shikamaru-san! This is Sakata!"
"... I know."
"H-h-h-h-hel-l-l-lo-lo, Shi-Shi-k-ka-ka-m-m-m-ma-ma-r-r-r-r-ru-ru... s-s-sa-san-san!"
"...wha?"
"He said 'hello, Shikamaru-san!'"
"..."
"He's your biggest fan, you know!"
"Erm... thank you."
"I-I k-k-kno-know EVERTHING. I know every single detail of all your missions! E-even th-the Sa-Sasuke retrieval! I memorized EVERY SINGLE STRATEGY you've ever come up with! You're so awesome, y-you know! I-I-I have a sh-shrine in my room d-dedicated to y-you! I know EXACTLY how many times you've cried in your entire life! When you were born, you cried once, because you only get born once, you know? And then, in your stay at the hospital you cried 2 times. After that, in your first year, you cried a total of 5 times-"
"Ah... I think that Sasuke's suffocating, I'll go help him..."
"O-ok! Talk to me again, al-alright? Bye Shikamaru-san! I'm sure you-you'll come up with a GREAT strategy to save Sasuke! I-I'll be cheering y-you on!"
"Shingo, you chibi!"
"Teito, you smartass!"
"How's your life?"
"Since when did you care?"
"Since when you started playing soccer and actually had a life."
"Teito! You're so freakin' mean, you suck!"
"Touka-baby?"
"Ki-kun!"
"Hey, doing well?"
"Yeah! I've made friends with the other blondes already. Hehe!"
"That's great, baby."
"So, what we doing tonight, Ki-kun?"
"Whatever you want, babe."
"You're in for a wild night then, sexy doll."
o-O-o
OMG I can't believe I just wrote all of that mushy love-bird stuff. Blehhh...
anyway, I'm thinking that this will probably be the longest chapter I ever wrote. Took me almost a week. I got writers block in the middle...
I'm sorry if the words run into each other or something, but I seriously have no mood or time to go over everything again...