A NOTE FROM THE WRITER:

So this came to me while watching the whole AJ thing earlier. I thought she should have gotten an ass beating, personally, even though I like the girl. She was out of line. Anyway, in light of that, a new story presented itself.. Not sure what it'll turn into, I do know it'll probably be full of violence, cattiness and probably bucketloads of swearing, crude humor, wacky situations, and yeah. Basically, it's supposed to be humor, so yeah..

Apparently, the original female character I sort of only just thought up likes to swear. She likes to fight and she's not a nice girl.. So yeah.. Expect a lot of 'kayfabe being real' because that's the only way I write my stories as far as wrestling.

By the way, if you guys want to suggest a pairing, go for it. I'll get to some romantic stuff for it sooner or later.. This is me venturing away from the stuff I usually write.. Let's hope this works, shall we?

Oh and by the way.. I realize that this would not happen this way on the show, but I thought it'd be funny to write when the idea hit me. The story is going to be filled with humor like this, if you find you don't like it, then you might not wanna read it. I like going outside the box.

CHAPTER 2

"What, damn it?" Kasey snapped as the door to her hotel room was once again, knocked on. She rolled over and rubbed her eyes, looking at the clock on the nightstand as she grumbled, "Fucking seriously? I just got in. I just laid down. The person knockin better have an axe protruding from their forehead and absolutely need me, or I swear to Christ above.. There will be a death on this floor."

Outside the door, Brie and Nikki Bella snickered as Kaitlyn said "When she opens that door and kicks both of your asses, don't say I didn't warn you.. If I know my baby sister, she completely forgot that having the Total Divas film crew following her and filming her meant that she'd be on camera constantly."

"And tonight it's live stream. She's got a dirty mouth, by the way." Brie muttered as Nikki snickered and said "But it has livened things up.. I mean she almost got into that bar fight.."

"Yeah.. I told you guys she wasn't fond of being woken up right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Because she's standing in the doorway.. With a supersoaker.. That knowing my baby sister like I do, is filled with scalding hot water and probably either lemon juice or whatever alcohol's left that she didn't drink. Karma's a bitch girls.."

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Nikki asked as Kaitlyn snickered and said "Far, far away."

"What the fuck are you two idgets thinkin? It's 3 am. I just got here and got into bed. Can't whatever shit you have planned wait until the AM?"

"The camera guy wanted to get a candid of your face this time. Not your ass as it pressed against the cab window, bare." Nikki laughed as Kasey smirked and said "A candid, huh?" and a gleam filled her eye as she raised the Supersoaker, sprayed the water/soap mix right into the guy's camera lens before yawning and saying with a little giggle, "Oopsie daisy." before slamming the door to her hotel room shut and flopping back into her bed, turning up the song she'd been listening to, Bitch by Meridith Brooks, and shoving her head under the pillow.

It was night one of signing this stupid waiver to let the cameras film her and air footage of her on Total Divas, and she was already tempted to shove the cameras and mics up someone's ass.

"Gee.. Wonder what shit day two will have in store for me." she grumbled as she punched the pillow into a comfortable shape before sitting up, banging on the wall between her own room and the room of the people beside her and yelling out, "For the love of Christ.. Can you two idiots knock it off and sleep? You fucked twice.. I'd think that you'd be good for a while."

She closed her eyes and growled when about 5 minutes later, the headboard started hitting the walls again.

"Between Mr. &Mrs marathon sex next door, the god damn camera people, and putting up with those freaking barbies.. I'm gonna need a psych ward before all of this is over with." she grumbled as she finally started to drift back off to sleep.

Her phone lighting up had her growling an hour or two later, and she scanned the post to her Twitter timeline, brow raised. Some guy, apparently, was taking it upon himself to flirt with her, via her social networking accounts. He'd been doing it a while now, and he was good at it. He'd yet to leave a clue as to who he might be, or why he seemed to like her so much.

"If he ever meets you face to face, Kase.. His fascination will be ended." Kasey muttered as she shoved the phone back onto the nightstand, turned back on her music, jamming her earbuds in, falling back asleep. She had a full day in a few hours, if people didn't leave her alone, let her sleep, she was going to go batshit insane on them.

But while she slept, her mind did this funny thing.. She actually tried picturing who her so called 'admirer' could be.. Because why would anyone go for her? If they liked her, there had to be something wrong with them, in her honest opinion.