A NOTE FROM THE WRITER:
So this came to me while watching the whole AJ thing earlier. I thought she should have gotten an ass beating, personally, even though I like the girl. She was out of line. Anyway, in light of that, a new story presented itself.. Not sure what it'll turn into, I do know it'll probably be full of violence, cattiness and probably bucketloads of swearing, crude humor, wacky situations, and yeah. Basically, it's supposed to be humor, so yeah..
Apparently, the original female character I sort of only just thought up likes to swear. She likes to fight and she's not a nice girl.. So yeah.. Expect a lot of 'kayfabe being real' because that's the only way I write my stories as far as wrestling.
By the way, if you guys want to suggest a pairing, go for it. I'll get to some romantic stuff for it sooner or later.. This is me venturing away from the stuff I usually write.. Let's hope this works, shall we?
Oh and by the way.. I realize that this would not happen this way on the show, but I thought it'd be funny to write when the idea hit me. The story is going to be filled with humor like this, if you find you don't like it, then you might not wanna read it. I like going outside the box.
CHAPTER 2
The first paintball zinged the Chief Operational Officer's ear, just as he started to get into his tirade against Daniel Bryan, with the whole roster looking on. He looked around, glaring. How the hell did someone manage to get a paintball into the event tonight?
The next one came just as he finished with Daniel, stepped back, preparing to let his opponent have him and this time, HHH turned, swearing as he rubbed the outer edge of his right ear, his finger coming away an almost nightmarish shade of cheeto orange.
Kasey dove down in the back as she tried not to pee herself in laughter. So they were going to hold up the show to do this pointless crap, huh? Well, it left the self proclaimed troublemaker entirely too much time to think of something creative and something that'd probably wind up getting her into more trouble than it was ultimately worth, but immensely satisfying at the time.
Not her fault that she was easily amused and she just so happened to utterly loathe the establishment.
"Are you freaking crazy?" Brie hissed as Nikki snatched the paintball gun, drawing a mock pout from Kasey who was being entirely too agreeable about them taking the gun in the first place.
The reason for this was simple, and when Randy's theme music hit, she proved just why she'd let the two Bellas take her paintball gun as she wound up softball pitch style and let a paintball fly from her fingers to Randy's ass.
Randy froze on the ramp, turned, glaring at the line of Superstars and Divas he'd just come through and growled menacingly as now not only the Bella Twins but Kasey's older sister wrestled her to the ground in the back of the crowd and took every single paintball on her person.
Satisfied they'd prevented her from getting their entire line up in trouble, they smirked as Kaitlyn gave her sister a warning glare while trying not to laugh.
"What? Pissed me off, took my match away for this crap." she growled as Kaitlyn leaned in and whispered, "Would you for once behave like an adult?"
"Make me." she hissed back as they watched gaping at what was being done to a co star on live television, their expressions perfectly expressing the disgust they felt at having to witness what they were watching.
"Poor guy."
"Who hit Orton in the ass with a paintball?" someone up front asked as Kasey giggled and said "Me."
"Good aim."
"All state in fast pitch." Kasey bragged as Kaitlyn hissed, "Do not encourage her, Ziggler."
"I said nothing. But it was a damn good throw." Ziggler whispered as he tried not to crack up laughing. If they didn't have the prankster on the roster, then this entire thing would be beyond painful for them to all have to watch, really. he hated watching it now.
"That was me that said it, Kaitlyn. Damn good throw.. Hey, you think you can peg Ambrose from here? Or Rollins?" Swagger whispered as he slipped Kasey a covert high five.
"Will you all act like fucking adults before we're all facing the Shield?" someone from the front hissed, making the few of them trying their best to make light of a dark situation stiffen, act as if all was normal.
"Ooh.. Can I? Please? I'll try and refrain from taking too big of a bite out of Seth's ass." Kasey murmured as Kaitlyn dropped her head, her hand shielding her eyes as she hissed, "When we're backstage, sis."
"You'll lemme bite Seth's ass?" Kasey asked hopefully as Kaitlyn grumbled and then muttered, "I can't deal with you right now. Just keep a low key."
Kasey gave her sister a thumbs up as she focused on the action within the ring, wondering what the hell was going on lately within their company. When the 'humiliation' for the night ended, they all walked backstage, and the second they did, Ziggler caught Kasey by the elbow and high fived her.
"Cards, right? A bunch of us are gonna get together and play poker.. BYOB."
"Bring my own booty? Sweet."
"No, Kase, bring your own booze."
"Ahh."
Kaitlyn groaned as she watched her sister talking to a few of the guys who'd been 'speaking out'. This made her feel uneasy.. Were they planning something? She hoped to hell not, it was hard enough to get Kasey out of the slings she got herself into as it was, the last thing her baby half sister needed was to get ideas in her head and wind up fighting the Shield, or worse, valeting them.
Even though she did have this slightly bizarre fascination with Seth Rollins..
Kasey looked around and then said with a smirk, "The paintball thing gave me an idea, guys." as Miz groaned and said "Whatever it is, nope.."
"Well, let's hear it."
"So we take balloons right? We fill 'em with paint and soap and stuff and hide on the top of the Tron.. When the whole thing starts on the next show, we gradually throw the shit down into the ring.. I mean since he's takin away all our dark matches to do this shit.."
"ooh.. I like, broskette." Zack said as he high fived the petite female and smiled at her.
"Show?"
"Don't look at me, Kasey.."
"What? And why the hell not? If Shawn were here, he'd do it."
"Yeah? Well that's Shawn. It ain't me."
"Asshead." Kasey pouted as the larger man sighed and ruffled her hair then added, "It's not a good idea for you to do it, either."
"Why the hell not?"
"Because, Kase.. Just trust us." Dolph and Miz said as she looked from one to the other then smirking said "I'll go get Daniel to do it."
"No, no you won't.."
"Mhm."
"You're only mad because you're not getting to beat people up. You do realize this, right? There are other ways to.." Ziggler started as Miz elbowed him sharply and hissed, "Man, no.. She'll attack every one of the girls out of complete boredom."
"I will no, ooh.. Scuse me.. Kaitlyn did promise me I could bite his ass." Kasey muttered as her eyes followed Seth Rollins down the hallway. Okay, so maybe she had a little bit of a crush on the guy..
Even if he was a bad guy..
Even though her sister would probably kill her.
A smirk filled her face as she found one last paintball and after looking around, she casually tossed it at Seth's backside.
"SCORE!" she yelled before diving into the safety of the Divas locker room.
Down the hallway, Seth growled as he felt a rock or something hit him. Roman's snickering seconds later had him asking, "What the hell, man?"
"You have an orange spot on your ass."
"The fuck? Damn it.. "
"Who was doing that, I wonder." Roman mused as Dean smirked and said casually, "Two guesses. But I'm thinking you'll only need one."
Seth smiled to himself a little as he said calmly, "Right. Like the grumpiest girl on the roster is gonna waste time throwing paintballs at my ass."
"Don't ya mean lack of an ass there buddy?" Dean asked as Seth glared and then said "Still.. She hates everyone."
"She does try and bite you every single time we have to break up one of her damn fights with AJ."
"Yeah, Roman, but to be fair.. She did kick Ryback in the balls when he did it."
"Yeah.. But she bites you.. Sounds kinda sexual if you ask me."
"Dean? Does everything come back around to sex with you? Really?"
Dean shrugged, smirking. He knew he was getting a rise out of Seth, and he knew exactly why that was, too. Seth sort of liked Kasey, but he always said that he liked all his teeth in his mouth and his ass in it's frame. Kasey wasn't the kind of guy one approached like the normal girl. Because she wasn't the normal girl, really.
Kind of why Seth was currently secretly messaging her on Twitter or Facebook. Maybe if he romanced her without her seeing him first, the rest would come together at some point.
Preferrably without big sister kicking his ass. Kaitlyn was nothing if not an overprotective 'mama bear' when it came to her baby half sister.