Madam Pomfrey scoffed, arms crossed as she stomped back and forth, Sirius and James watched her. "You expect me to believe such a thing!"
"But Madam Pomfrey it's true!" Sirius tried to reason with the medical witch but the older woman would only glare.
The witch shook her head displeasingly as James and Sirius tried to explain, once again, about what had really happened last night while Remus kept his eyes on Severus's sleeping figure. Remus wasn't sure how to react at what had happened last night and what he was seeing right now. There in one of the hospital wing's bed was Severus sleeping soundly, bandaged covering his head and arms and small patches on his face he could digest that part, but what he couldn't understand was why did he have...
"You cannot expect me to believe such a thing! Especially with your relationship with Mr. Snape!" Madam Pomfrey scolded causing the Slytherin to stir in his sleep but did not wake up. "You think I'd believe that you found him hurt for no reason in the middle of an abandon classroom where you shouldn't be, and in the middle of the night where you all should've been in your rooms!" Sirius and James nodded weakly.
"I swear!" Sirius defended, "...but did something happen to Snivellous..?"
"No," Madam Pomfrey said grimly.
"Are you sure?" James joined in.
Madam Pomfrey sighed. "Yes, I did many inspections and checked for any spells currently on him but there is none."
"But how can that be?" Remus turned towards the witch who shook her head.
"I'm not sure myself, Mr. Lupin. Aside from the minor burns and many bruises and cuts there is nothing wrong with him."
"That can't be!" Sirius argued, "I mean look at Snivellous! He has breasts!" He pointed at Severus as if accusing him of something.
"I can see that," Madam Pomfrey replied. "There is no explanation to that, except there was a really heavy and powerful spell casted on him less than 24 hours ago when you brought him in last night. It was gone but I could feel it. I don't know what it was, or why it was on him."
"A spell?" Remus repeated, "does that mean...Severus is a girl?" Madam Pomfery shrugged.
"Yes, Severus is a girl." Everyone turned their heads towards the door where Professor Dumbledore stood and next to him was a red headed who was smiling widely.
"Lily!" James said, excited to see his crush. Lily ignored him and walked over towards Severus's bed, everyone watched her. Dumbledore followed standing by the bedside while Lily shook Severus awake. Said person groaned and cracked one eye open slowly, "Lily...?"
Lily's smile widened, "Severus!" Severus winced, ears ringing.
"You're too loud. How did you get into the Slytherin house?" Severus muttered, sitting up and rubbed his eyes sleepingly.
"We're at the hospital wing," Severus froze putting his hand down slowly, and looked around the room. She was right, he wasn't in his dark room but instead the room was covered in white, white sheets, white pillows, white almost everything. It irritated his eyes. His stomach dropped when his eyes landed on the others that were in the room.
"Hello Severus," Dumbledore greeted, smiling warmly. Severus did not reply but wondered why they were staring at him, especially the Marauders and Pomfrey.
"What's their problem?" Severus asked Lily, who in turn hugged the injured Slytherin causing him to yelp in pain.
"You're a girl again!" She announced happily.
"Again?" The Marauders, Madam Pomfrey and Severus repeated in unison. Lily detached herself from Severus and nodded eagerly. Unsure of what his friend just said he looked down and sure there it was, two lumps on his chest.
"Bloody hell!" Severus cursed not believing his eyes. How could this happen? Why now of all times? And of all the people to find out why did it have to be the damn Marauders!?
"Care to explain?" Madam Promfrey asked looking at Severus then to Lily, and finally to Dumbledore.
"I am a girl," Severus stated nonchalantly though she sounded like she disliked it.
"Y-you're a girl?" Sirius repeated dumbly.
"That is what I just said Black," Severus spat. Sirius didn't make a comeback, Remus and James were equally confused and Madam Pomfrey fumed.
"Dumbledore! You knew the whole time?" The old wizard nodded making the medic witch to glare. "Why didn't you tell me?! Explain this whole situation now!"
"I will," Dumbledore said, "I will tell the other staff as well, but lunch should be starting in a few minutes. James, Sirius, Remus, Lily you four should head to the the lunch hall and Severus," Dumbledore waved his hand and a pair of new robes and uniform appeared. "Since the spell is no longer in tact it is best that you follow the school's rule and wear the female's uniform. Also your room will no longer be on the male side, one of the elves will be moving them into another room. Another elf will show you to your room once you are finished." Dumbledore smiled, "And also remove any other charms."
Pomfrey stared confusingly, "..other charms? But I didn't detect any spells or charms on him!"
Dumbledore chuckled, "I know. Mr. -Excuse me, Ms. Snape seems to know a couple of spells and charms that haven't been used in such a long time and she is able to hide it. She is quite a smart child is she not?"
"Professor! Can't you just erase everyone's memories?" Severus said but the old wizard shook his head.
"The news is spread like a wild fire, Sev." Lily chimed. "Almost everyone knows!" This caused Severus to look at Dumbeldore with pleading eyes but it was no use.
"I'm sorry but it's too late now." Severus sighed giving in.
"Do I have to wear the females uniform?" Dumbledore nodded before ushering everyone to leave to get ready for lunch.
Lily waved a goodbye, "I'll see you at lunch Severina! You better be there!"
"Severina?" James and Sirius repeated and Remus turned to look at 'Severina' once more before leaving. Severina heaved sigh once they left and reluctantly stripped from the hospital's clothes to her new uniform.
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Regulus sighed entering his room, he hadn't seen Severus last night or all morning he wondered if something happened. Regulus stopped, surprised to see an elf in his dorm but what surprised him the most was that the elf was taking Severus's stuff. "What are you doing?"
The elf jumped in surprise, "O-oh! Professor Dumbledore has ordered Alice to take Ms. Snape's stuff and move it to her new room!"
"Ms? Her? What are you talking about?" Regulus was utterly confused, trying to process what the elf had said. Elves could never lie unless told to, but why would Professor Dumbledore lie?
The elf bowed apologetically, "Alice is sorry but Alice does not know! She is just told to move Ms. Snape's stuff!" Regulus nodded reluctantly and made his way to his side of the bed, questions running through his head. Severus was a girl? Since when? Why didn't she tell him? But...that couldn't be! He'd seen Severus bare chested before and he didn't have a chest! Unless...Regulus blushed. He had roomed with a girl without knowing! And neither did their other roommates!
Regulus moaned out loud making the elf jump in surprise but continued her work. He pulled a fistful of hair back and let out a shaky sigh. So he wasn't..gay for Severus but he his subconscious somehow was attracted to the female side that he didn't know about. "Merlin..."
The blush on his face only darkened but jumped when his other roommates bursted through the doors talking very loudly. "Dude, Regs you won't believe what we just heard!" Regulus scowled at the nickname, he didn't like it.
"There's a rumor going around saying the Severus is a girl!" Regulus frowned. Others knew before him...
"Hm," was Regulus's reply as he did not talk often, only to Severus and sometimes Lucius. His two roommates shrugged and made their way to their beds to change, still talking loudly.
"Do you think she'll be hot?" the brunette said. Regulus's eye twitched but said nothing.
"I doubt it!" The other, a redhead, cackled. "I mean as a male she didn't look good!"
"True! Wait! I just realized...since Severus roomed with us...and he is a she...t-that means she saw our...our..." he didn't finish but Regulus and the redhead knew what he meant. Thankfully for Regulus he wasn't indecent as they were and didn't walk around nude in the room after a shower. Both the brunette and redhead blushed madly, not wanting to hear their complaints any longer Regulus left the room for lunch his thoughts wondering to Severus.
The elf's name is Alice! Sorry if it's lame, I'm not good with names. Also I do not hate gays or anything like that. Since this is a fem!Severus story I wanted to make it seem like Regulus thought he liked Severus (guy) who was actually a girl. Sorry for any misunderstandings or errors!
I realize I overuse sigh a lot...I'm sorry!
Hope you like it! Reviews? :)