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Tip Twelve: If they tell you that they're being stupid, agree with them.
"Oh, never mind me, I say stupid stuff so don't listen to it."
"Ok."
"OMG, I know the answer to problem four guys! Yay! Ok the answer is... Garfield, are you listening?"
(not listening)
"Garfield?"
(not listening)
"…Grr…"
Oh, yeah.
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Tip Thirteen: Make up a long, realistic story, make them believe it, and before you tell them that they're really gullible, laugh at them.
"And that's how my skin turned green."
"Wow, I never realized that too much avocado can do that."
(continuous hysterical laugher)
"What?"
(more laughter)
"What's so funny?"
"You idiot!" (more laughter)
"GARFIELD!"
Dude, that kid was gullible.
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Tip Fourteen: Give them a stupid nickname and use it all the time.
"Hey, Bucko!"
"Don't call me Bucko."
"Alright, Bucko."
"Stop that."
"Stop what, Bucko?"
"OMG."
He was so ticked at me.
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Tip Fifteen: Tease them about one thing every day.
"You know, you're hair is like, bouncy… it's like too curly…"
"I like my hair!"
Next Day: "You're hair is still way curly…"
"No it's not."
A Week Later: "Still curly."
"You've been saying that for a week now! Stop it!
Yep, I rock.
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Talk to ya later!