I'm here!
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Tip Sixteen: Say hi. All the time.
"So, I was talking to my friend last night, and she was all like, dude you ditched me yesterday, and I was all like, dude no I didn't. know what I mean?"
"Hi."
"Yeah, hi. But she was being all freako! Know what I mean?"
"Hi."
"Yeah, hi. Just answer me."
"Hi."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION."
Sucks for them.
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Tip Seventeen: Kick their shoes under the table.
(kick)
"What was that?"
"Probably nothing." (kick)
"Um… is that you?"
"Is what me?" (kick)
"That."
"I don't know what you're talking about." (kick)
"Stop it."
(kick) "Dude, I don't know what they put in your food, but-"
"Stop it, Garfield!"
I got that guy!
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'Til next time! Ttyl!