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Tip… (what number are we on…?) 18: When they tell you or ask you to do something, only answer: "why?"
"Garfield, can you pick up my pencil?"
"Why?"
"Please?"
"Why?"
"'Cause I dropped it…"
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
"Because I don't."
"Why?"
"UGH! I'LL PICK IT UP MYSELF!"
That's right you will.
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Tip 19: Give them a really creepy smile or look.
(weird look)
"Can I help you?"
(weird look)
"Um…"
(weird look)
"Er…"
(still looking)
"…"
(STILL looking)
"I have to go."
(…I think you get it …)
runs away
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Sorry about that last segment, those of you who read it… I was being stupid, please forgive me… But I hope you liked these! )))