The gang chases a bounty head named Decker, who is running a load of high explosives. As it turns out, they're not the only Bad Dude Bounty Hunters out on the hunt.
OTTO: VT, is your shift over?
VT: Yeah!
VT: How about you Otto?
OTTO: Just on my way to Unavar.
VT: That'll make you some big bucks.
OTTO: Nothing like what you've been pulling in.
OTTO: Any ways, take it easy.
VT: You too.
OTTO: Oh, i almost forgot.
Otto then slams some money on a table.
VT: So you're still trying, huh?
OTTO: Of course and i'll keep on trying until i get my money back.
VT: Hey, knock yourself out.
VT then slams a fat stack of cash on the table.
VT: Okay, you've only got one shot and you get no clues.
OTTO: Alright!
OTTO: VT, i say your name is Val Tommyeuana.
VT: Nice try.
OTTO: Oh no.
OTTO: This is a bad sign.
VT: (taking her money and Otto's money off the table) Bye Otto.
Later, VT walks into a diner with her meowth, loaded with Bad Dude Bounty Hunters.
CASHIER: Oh hi meowth and VT.
CASHIER: What's it going to be?
CASHIER: The usual?
VT: (siting down in front of the counter) Yeah!
VT: What's with all the muscle boys?
VT: This place is usually empty.
CASHIER: There's some thing big going down.
CASHIER: A bounty head named Decker is suppose to show up here later and word got out.
CASHIER: There's a storm a brewing.
CASHIER: These people are all Bad Dude Bounty Hunters.
VT: Looks like punks on parade in here.
In the boys bath room at the diner, Max is having a conversation with Zet over their walkie talkie cell phone radios.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) You said exclusive info.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) This place is crawling with other Bad Dude Bounty Hunters.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) They all know about Decker.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) We don't even know what the dude looks like.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) All we know is that he's got a taatoo the shape of a dragonite.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) What about Vivi?
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Like she's going to find him in that place.
Else where, Vivi is at an ice cream shop, having a sundae when she spots a tall muscular man with an eel taatoo on his chest that looks like a dragonite, due to the fact that it isn't completely shown. She then approaches him.
VIVI: (walking up to the man) Hello!
MAN: What do you want little girl?
MAN: You looking for a chat?
VIVI: Well, you might say that.
VIVI: (getting closer) A certain kind of chat.
MAN: I'm listening.
Vivi quickly draws her gun and points it on his chin.
VIVI: (putting her gun on his chin) Put your hands up, Decker my friend!
A man sitting in the booth, behind the man with the eel taatoo, starts to get nervous.
VIVI: (holding him at gun point) It's nothing personal.
VIVI: (holding him at gun point) This is just my job.
MAN: (sweating and holding his hands up) What did i do wrong?
VIVI: (holding him at gun point) It's no use playing innocent.
VIVI: (holding him at gun point) I can see the edge of your dragonite taatoo.
MAN: (sweating and holding his hands up) You got the wrong dude.
The man in the booth behind the man with the eel taatoo, tries to slowly and quietly crawl out of his booth, but is stopped by Vivi.
VIVI: (holding the wrong man at gun point) Hey, you with the big thick glasses.
VIVI: (holding the wrong man at gun point) Put in a call to the police!
VIVI: (holding the wrong man at gun point) Let them know i caught Decker!
The guy with the glasses tries to run out of the ice cream shop while covering the dragonite taatoo on his left arm.
Vivi sees this and then rips the shirt off the man she has at gun point.
VIVI: (holding her gun in her hand and looking at the man's taatoo) What the heck is this?
MAN: (blushing) I got a thing for eel pokemon like aardvark.
VIVI: (yelling and holding her gun in her hand)) NEXT TIME KEEP IT COVERED!
She starts chasing after the real Decker.
Else where, a fight starts at the diner after VT says some thing that offends 3 Bad Dude Bounty Hunters. VT manages to punch all 3 of them and one of them bumps into Max while he's eating some curly fries, causing him to drop them on the floor. All 3 of them get back up and pull out their pocket knives on VT. Just when one of them is about to charge at VT, Max intervenes. Max punches the guy that was coming after VT so hard, that he crashed into the table, causing a bowl of soup to fall on his head.
MAN: Where did you come from?
MAX: (ticked off) You made me spill my salty curly fries.
MAX: (ticked off) I needed those salty curly fries.
MAN: Okay boys, lets get this boy too.
The second man then comes at Max with a knife, missing both times, then getting an elbow to the face, a hard knee to the stomach, and then the waitress smashes a bottle of wine on the man's head. VT punches and kicks the third guy once, sending him into a table. The 3 men are eventually thrown out of the diner by Max. They get up and swear to get back at Max. He gives them a death glare and they tell him to forget about them and they run off.
Else where, Vivi chases Decker to a parking garage on her bike. He then gets in an elevator and blows it up after getting out of it and causing a little damage to Vivi's bike.
Else where, back at the diner, VT and Max start to talk.
VT: Talk about the bottom of the food chain.
VT: Bad Dude Bounty Hunters must be the lowest form of life there is.
MAX: You think so?
VT: I know so.
VT: Human beings are just price tags to them.
VT: They live by gambling on other people's lives.
MAX: In some ways, you could be right.
They walk back into the diner.
VT: So have a seat.
VT: The sodas are on me.
Back at camp, Zet has prepared a special meal for poochyena.
ZET: (looking at poochyena stare at his bowl full of food) Don't whine!
ZET: Beef sprouts are good for you.
ZET: Any way, that's all there is.
ZET: Would you give me a break here!
Zet's walkie talkie cell phone radio rings and he picks it up.
ZET: (answering it) Hello!
ZET: (talking to Vivi on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Oh Vivi, it's you.
ZET: (talking to Vivi on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) That was quick.
ZET: (yelling to Vivi on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) WHAT!
Back at the diner, VT and Max chat some more.
VT: You're the second person i've known that has a soda addiction.
MAX: Who's the first?
VT: My husband.
3 old men swear before leaving to VT and Max, that they will 1 day figure out what VT stands for and get that fat stack of cash she has.
VT: Don't count on it you old coots.
MAX: So do i get that fat stack of cash, if i guess your name right?
VT: (pulling out the stack of cash and placing it on the table) Yeah!
VT: I don't know who started it, but this fat stack of cash has been getting fatter ever since.
MAX: Well i'll give it a try.
Max's walkie talkie cell phone radio rings.
MAX: (answering it and putting it on loud speaker by mistake) Hello!
ZET: (talking on the other end of the line) Max, it's me.
ZET: (talking on the other end of the line) Vivi just lost Decker.
ZET: (talking on the other end of the line) Leave quickly and quietly!
Max then hangs up and VT throws an empty soda can at him.
VT: Get lost!
VT: Lying low life bounty hunter.
Max then gets up and slowly walks out. Outside, he makes a disappointing discovery.
WAITRESS: (yelling) WAIT MAX!
MAX: (yelling and looking at his bike) AHHH, MY BIKE.
WAITRESS: Yeah, they slashed your tires.
WAITRESS: They're called the some thing brothers.
MAX: You were watching?
WAITRESS: Yes!
MAX: (feeling annoyed) So lady, why didn't you tell me about it?
WAITRESS: But i did just tell you.
WAITRESS: I told you right now.
MAX: (feeling annoyed and sarcastic) Gee, thanks a lot.
WAITRESS: (being honest) You're Welcome!
VT: (looking at her meowth) What do you want?
MEOWTH: Meow!
VT gets up with meowth following to the door.
CASHIER: You're heading for home VT?
VT: Yeah!
VT then walks outside and sees Max thumbing.
VT: What are you still doing here?
MAX: (thumbing) Hitch hiking.
MAX: (thumbing) Those 3 idiots slashed my tires.
VT: You're just a messed up loser Max.
MAX: I'm also an awesome bad dude bounty hunter.
VT: (yelling) DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!
Meowth then climbs on Max's head. Max starts to feel uncomfortable about having a meowth on his head, due to his bad memories of team rocket's meowth.
MEOWTH: (laying on Max's head) Meow!
MAX: (screaming quietly) Ahhh!
VT: What's your problem?
MAX: (feeling uncomfortable) Cat pokemon creep me out and this one is using my head as his bed.
VT: That rhymes.
MAX: (feeling uncomfortable) This whole day has been creepy, uncomfortable, and unfortunate for me.
VT: Come on and lets go!
MAX: Mind if i bring a friend along?
An hour or 2 later, Max and Vivi are riding in VT's truck with Max's bike in the back and loud heavy metal music playing in the truck.
VIVI: (yelling) CAN YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THAT REPULSIVE MUSIC!
VT: I don't think so.
VT: When in Rome, do what the romans do.
VIVI: Huh!
VT: It's not repulsive.
VT: It's very relaxing.
VT: It's called heavy metal, by the way.
Back at camp, the next day, Zet looks and complains about the damage of both Max's and Vivi's bikes.
ZET: (looking at the wrecked bikes) I can't believe they wrecked both bikes on the same day and who do they think is going to repair these things?
Else where, VT and meowth are on the road when her truck phone rings.
VT: (answering it while driving) Yeah!
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) VT, is that you?
VT: (driving and talking on her truck phone) Hey Otto, what's up?
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) I got into a hit and run.
VT: (driving and talking on her truck phone) Huh!
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) The guy cuts into the lane, rams me, and then takes off.
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) I got to make him pay for repairs at least.
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) So please tell me if you see the crook!
VT: (driving and talking on her truck phone) So how do i spot him?
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) He had a truck with a painting of a goddess on it.
VT: (driving and talking on her truck phone) I'm going to hang up with you and send an SOT to all the truck drivers out there from east to west.
OTTO: (talking on the other end of the line) Bye!
VT: (driving and hanging up) Bye!
VT then hangs up and sends a message to all truckers using the breaker one nine line.
VT: (driving and using the radio frequency line one nine to send a message to other truckers) Breaker one nine.
VT: (driving and using the radio frequency line one nine to send a message to other truckers) Breaker one nine.
VT: (driving and using the radio frequency line one nine to send a message to other truckers) To all the truckers stretching from east to west of Kalos, this is queen metal.
VT: (driving and using the radio frequency line one nine to send a message to other truckers) Hey guys, if you see a truck with a goddess on it, give me a ring!
VT: (driving and using the radio frequency line one nine to send a message to other truckers) Thanks guys.
LOVE MACHINE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) Hey VT, Love Machine over here at sector 12.
LOVE MACHINE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) What's up with this call?
LOVE MACHINE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) Did some dude skip out on you?
VT: (driving and talking to Love Machine over her truck phone) Not quite.
LOVE MACHINE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) I haven't seen the guy, but i'll be out looking for him.
VT: (driving and talking to Love Machine over her truck phone) Thanks for the help.
SNEAKY SNAKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) Yeah this is Sneaky Snake.
SNEAKY SNAKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) Did you say a painting of a clown?
VT: (driving and talking to Sneaky Snake over her truck phone) No!
IKE MIKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) This is Ike Mike and i've never met you VT, but i've heard lots of stories about the queen of metal.
VT: (driving and talking to Ike Mike over her truck phone) I guess that's a compliment.
VT: (driving and talking to Ike Mike over her truck phone) So what do you know?
IKE MIKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) I've got a positive id on your target about 10 minutes ago.
IKE MIKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) It wasn't too far from the old Linus Mines.
IKE MIKE: (talking to VT over his truck phone) Hope that helps.
VT: (driving and talking to Ike Mike over her truck phone) Thanks a bunch.
VT: (driving and talking to Ike Mike over her truck phone) I owe you one guy.
VT hangs up while driving.
Back at camp, Zet has bought 2 new wheels for Max's bike and has bought some new parts for Vivi's bike and is working on the repairs.
Else where, VT ends up seeing Decker in his truck, with the goddess painted on it and tries to catch him in her 18 wheeler truck.
VT: (driving and talking to herself when she sees Decker) You're mine.
VT: (driving and talking to herself) Trying to out ride me pal.
VT: (driving and talking to herself while trying to ram Decker with her 18 wheeler) Nice try scum bag.
VT: (driving and talking on her truck radio) This is VT calling.
VT: (driving and talking on her truck radio) Let me talk to that lying low life bad dude bounty hunter!
Back at camp, Max is talking to VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio.
MAX: (talking to VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) The Linus Mines.
MAX: (talking to VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) That's crazy.
MAX: (talking to VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Stay away!
VT: (voice breaking up due to static) Huh!
VT: (voice breaking up due to static) What ya say?
MAX: (yelling at VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) JUST STAY AWAY FROM DECKER!
MAX: (yelling at VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) HE'S HAULING HIGH EXPLOSIVES.
MAX: (yelling at VT on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) HELLO!
Max hangs up and takes off on his fully repaired bike with Vivi following.
VIVI: (looking at her almost fully repaired bike) It's so ugly and parts of it are still broken.
ZET: (whispering to himself) To bad it wasn't your mouth that was broken.
VIVI: (getting on her bike) I heard that.
MAX: (yelling and getting on his bike) HEY ZET, I'M GOING OUT.
ZET: Good luck.
Max and Vivi pedal off towards the Linus Mines.
Else where and a little later, Decker throws out a beaker of explosive liquid at VT from his truck window, but misses.
VT: (driving and talking to herself) That was a big mistake.
The mines around them start to blow up.
KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM!
VIVI: (riding on her bike) What's all this?
VIVI: (riding on her bike) This is a bit risky, don't you think?
MAX: (riding on his bike) Watch your back!
Vivi passes by Decker's truck and sees he has died from the explosion.
VIVI: (riding her bike a few feet away from Decker) There goes my money.
VT wakes up after taking a nasty bump and Max calls her.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) VT, are you there?
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) If you're alive, say some thing!
VT: (talking to Max on her truck phone) I'm okay.
VT: (talking to Max on her truck phone) It takes more than that to get rid of me.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) We've got to get out of here.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) Decker was selling enhanced nitro and it's all destabilized now.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) His truck is packed with it.
VT steps on the gas petal and starts moving again.
VT: (driving and talking to Max on her truck phone) The whole thing?
VT: (driving and talking to Max on her truck phone) That's enough nitrate to blow this place to shreds.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) It gets worse.
MAX: (his voice coming in on her truck radio) This place is an old mining field and the reactors are breaking up.
KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM!
3 parts of the mine field blow up near them.
VT: (driving and talking to Max on her truck phone) We've got to find a way out of this mess.
VIVI: (pedaling on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) How much further to the exit way?
MAX: (pedaling on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) Not far to the left of us.
MAX: (pedaling on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) It's up ahead, over there.
MAX: (pedaling on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) It's blocked.
MAX: (pedaling on his bike and yelling on his walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) BEHIND YOU VIVI.
VIVI: (pedaling on her bike and yelling on her walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) IN FRONT.
VT steps on the brake and stops driving. Both Max and Vivi stop pedaling near a wall of boulders. Max shoots at the boulders blocking the exit 4 times.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) You'll never blast through like that.
MAX: (siting on his bike, holding his gun in his hand, and yelling on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) WELL EXCUSE ME.
MAX: (siting on his bike, holding his gun in his hand, and yelling on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) AT LEAST MY AIM IS BETTER THAN YOURS'.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) All i have is this broken bike and i left my gun back at camp.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking and yelling on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) There must be some way to GET OUT.
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Of course there is and it's just waiting for us.
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Packed inside the mines.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) I don't like this.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) It's a cautious situation and i'm not really the caution type.
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Alright than, don't be so cautious than.
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Lets just go for it.
VT turns on some very loud heavy metal music, causing Vivi to ram against the boulders with her bike.
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Alright, now grab one!
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) Easy for you to say mister perfect.
Vivi gets off of her bike and lifts a small boulder a little to it's side while holding her walkie talkie cell phone radio and gas starts coming out of the gap. She gets back on her bike.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) There's gas coming out now that i lifted the boulder a little.
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) It's probably smoke or stabilizers.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) Which means?
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) The boulders have a little nitrate in them.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and yelling on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) WHAT!
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Come on girl.
VT: (talking on her truck phone) What's the worst that could happen?
VT: (talking on her truck phone) Screw up and we all die.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and talking sarcastically on her walkie talkie cell phone radio) That's very comforting.
Vivi gets off of her bike again and lifts up a small boulder away from the other boulders.
VIVI: (talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio and carrying a small boulder away from the pile at the same time) Okay i got one.
VIVI: (talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio and holding the small boulder at the same time) Now what do i do with it?
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Throw it away from the pile!
Vivi throws the small boulder a few feet away from the other boulders and hops back on her bike again.
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Now that it's gone, i will throw one of my grenades in the spot it was in and shoot it 3 times.
VIVI: (siting on her bike and yelling on her walkie talkie cell phone) ARE YOU CRAZY?
MAX: (siting on his bike and talking on his walkie talkie cell phone) No and you have to get away from the boulders now.
Max hangs up and so does VT. Vivi pedals away from the wall of boulders.
VT: Meowth, get out of the way!
VT: I've got to let him in after the explosions.
Max throws the grenade in the spot where the small boulder was and shoots it 3 times.
BANG BANG BANG!
3 explosions reduce the wall of boulders into a pile of stone pebbles.
KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM!
Max's plan worked and the boulder block age is no more. His bike is pushed a few feet back, due to the explosions and he is sent flying in the air and into VT's arms as she reaches for him and pulls him into her truck.
VIVI: (pedaling on her bike and talking on her walkie talkie cell phone radio at the same time) It's all clear.
She hangs up.
VIVI: (talking to herself and pedaling on her bike at the same time) I need a new gig.
Max then sees a locket in VT's truck, picks it up, and looks at it.
MAX: (holding the locket in his hand) Thanks for the help Victoria Terpsis.
VT: Huh!
MAX: (holding the locket in his hand) And give your husband my thanks too.
MAX: (handing her the locket she had) I figured out who you were because of this.
She takes it from him.
MAX: A lot of people know him.
MAX: The legendary bad dude bounty hunter known as Edward Terpsis and his wife.
The locket shows a picture of VT and her husband when they were younger.
VT: (holding the locket in her hands) I won't be able to give him your thanks for a while.
VT: (holding the locket in her hands) I'm afraid he's doing all his bounty hunting in Heaven these days.
MAX: I see.
MAX: (taking one of the green backs from VT's fat stack of cash and putting it in his pocket) The rest is for him.
MAX: I'm sure he wants some soda up there.
MAX: Treat him to a 6 pack of cola on me when you see him again.
VT: (holding the locket in her hands) I will and thank you Max.
MAX: You're welcome.
I think i speak for every one when i say that Max gets into more danger now then when he was traveling with Ash, May, and Brock. With that being said, the next chapter of Bad Dude Bounty Hunters will be coming to a computer screen near you. Be sure too read it. Please type up your reviews for me about what you thought about this chapter! Stay curious my friends!