A terrorist known as the "Teddiursa Bomber" has been using explosives hidden in stuffed teddiursa bears to bring down high rise buildings in protest of humanity's excesses. Max attempts to stop him, but constantly runs into "cow boy Dax", a fellow bad dude bounty hunter who's a lot like Max in many ways.
At a shopping mall, a serial bomber by the name of TB (Teddiursa Bomber), sets up a stuffed teddiursa bear bomb at the middle section of the 2 buildings. He laughs out loud on an escalator, but from behind, Max puts the stuffed teddiursa bear bomb on his shoulder.
MAX: You forgot some thing.
TB: As you can see, i'm just some old man.
TB: Unfortunately, i don't have any kids either.
MAX: I never said it was yours.
MAX: It's a very rare object.
TB: Oh, was it a customer's?
TB: I'll hold on to it than.
TB reaches for it, but Max jumps up and grabs it and puts the bear on the hand rest of the opposite escalator.
MAX: How about it?
MAX: You wanna go some where?
MAX: It's a little to early to go to bed.
TB: I'm an early riser and i go to bed early.
MAX: If you want a prim and proper life, i have just the place for you.
MAX: A hotel where you get 3 meals and a body guard, all for free.
TB: I'm sure that's impossible with out a reservation.
Max smiles.
MAX: (smiling) I'm talking about hotel prison, Teddiursa Bomber.
TB: I'd rather not, Max the bad dude bounty hunter.
MAX: Oh, you know me?
TB: It's a popular story among bad dudes, that we never want to be caught by you or Dax.
MAX: Who's this Dax?
TB: I'll fulfill my objective.
TB ducks in a corner and pushes a button, but nothing happens.
MAX: It won't blow up.
MAX: I took out the ignition pin.
Max gives him a beating with his 19 inch steel bar.
MAX: (holding his 19 inch steel bar) 3000 dollars will soon be mine.
Max puts his 19 inch steel bar down.
TB: That's not the only stuffed teddiursa bear.
TB rolls up his sleeve to reveal several more detonators.
MAX: You'll die too.
TB: No one lives forever.
MAX: Why do you want to blow stuff up so much any way?
TB: You wanna know?
TB: I am giving a warning.
TB: I am ringing a bell of warning.
Suddenly, a rapidash and a rider crash through the glass window. It's a boy dressed in the guise of an old fashioned cow boy who goes by the name Dax.
TB: Dax!
MAX: Woah!
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) Call me Wyatt Earp.
Dax points a pistol at Max.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max) Reach your hands for the sky, Teddiursa Bomber!
MAX: Who, me?
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max) The fact that you'd plant a bomb here today was easy for me to figure out, after calculating your criminal cycles.
MAX: (pointing at TB) You don't think that's him?
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max) He's just a security guard.
MAX: Please just look at his face!
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max) In this day and age, a face means nothing.
MAX: Then what's the basis of your theory?
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max) That would be my gut instinct and inspiration.
TB escapes and Max chases after him. Dax puts his pistol back in his holder.
MAX: (yelling and running after TB) HEY, COME BACK HERE!
DAX: (yelling and sitting on his rapidash) WAIT!
Dax lassos Max by the neck and he falls flat on the floor. Outside, TB detonates a teddiursa bear bomb and the middle section collapses.
DAX: (yelling and sitting on his rapidash) DARN IT.
MAX: (feeling a little frustrated) That's why i said the Teddiursa Bomber was that guy.
DAX: (yelling and sitting on his rapidash) LETS RIDE.
Dax rides outside, trampling Max.
DAX: (talking to him self and riding on his rapidash) That was a close one.
DAX: (talking to him self and riding on his rapidash) Giddy up.
Dax rides away on his rapidash.
Later, back at camp, Max tells the rest of his team about what happened.
ZET: A rapidash you say?
MAX: Yes!
VIVI: What's a rapidash?
MAX: Rapidash is a fire type horse pokemon.
MAX: Rapidashes have 2 abilities and they are: run away and flash fire.
MAX: They can't run during mean look or block or when the opponent is trapping with the arena trap, magnet pull, or shadow tag ability.
MAX: Flash fire is also a very good ability among rapidashes.
MAX: It activates when a user is hit by a damaging fire type move.
MAX: Once activated, user's fire type moves deal 1.5 times the damage.
MAX: While this ability is in effect, rapidash is immune to damage from fire type attacks and fire type hidden power.
VIVI: Max, you're such a nerd when it comes to pokemon.
MAX: You remind me of my sister when you say comments like that to me.
MAX: Back when i was traveling with her and my other friends, she would insult me a lot, just because i knew more about pokemon than she did.
VIVI: What ever.
VIVI: Any ways, i thought some thing was fishy when you said you would nab that guy as part of your foraging trip.
MAX: What do you mean by that?
VIVI: You used up the food money for all 4 of us, didn't you?
MAX: I what?
VIVI: What did you use it on?
MAX: If you think i'm lying, explain this on my back.
Max takes off his shirt and points to hoof marks on his back.
VIVI: (yelling in shock) WOW!
VIVI: Look at you, no shirt.
VIVI: Been working out?
MAX: Have you been trying to get over your flirting and gambling addiction?
VIVI: May be.
VIVI: I like how buff your arms have become, cutie.
MAX: Put a sock in it, Winstrate.
ZET: Alright!
ZET: The crazy horse part i can believe, but you have to be more creative than a cow boy in a cow boy out fit.
VIVI: Is that the problem?
ZET: Now if he was dressed like a samurai.
VIVI: Now that would be more plausible.
Ellie finds data on Dax from the net.
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) Here's Dax.
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) Dax is an 8 year old boy who's a trainee at the YMCA.
MAX: (looking at the laptop screen) What does YMCA stand for?
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) Young Men's Cowboy Association.
VIVI: (looking at the laptop screen) Such an organization exists?
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) But he got kicked out soon after joining.
ZET: (looking at the laptop screen) What was the reason?
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) Because he caused others trouble.
MAX: (looking at the laptop screen) Why am i not surprised?
ZET: (reading and looking at the laptop screen) Dax Von De Oniyate, the noble son of Oniyate Ranch.
VIVI: (looking at the laptop screen) Hey, he's pretty cute.
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) There have been 123 cases of property damage, 89 cases of destruction of public property, and many people injured.
VIVI: (looking at the laptop screen) A good match for some one we all know.
MAX: I told you he existed.
ZET: Alright!
The next day, at a very big costume party, Max is wearing an ornate mask, Zet is dressed as a hippie, and Vivi is in a pink gown.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Any reactions?
ZET: (talking to Max on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) None yet.
ZET: (talking to Max on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) How ever, we can't let it explode with all these people around.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) His only target is the building.
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) He doesn't do murder.
ZET: (talking to Max on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) You think we can trust him?
MAX: (talking to Zet on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) Bad dudes like him are often concerned with their sense of style.
ZET: (talking to Max on his walkie talkie cell phone radio) This is the perfect party to hide your self.
Else where, Vivi flirts with a 9 year old boy dressed as a waiter.
VIVI: Did you know that a serial bomber is gonna come here, cutie?
FAKE WAITER: To tell the truth, i didn't know.
VIVI: Well, he's coming.
Zet spots TB in a teddiursa bear suit.
ZET: (talking to TB) Hey!
ZET: (talking to TB) The world is about love and peace.
Max takes his ornate mask off in front of TB and drops it to the ground.
MAX: Hey!
TB: How did you know it was me?
MAX: Gee, i don't know.
MAX: You're known as the "Teddiursa Bomber" and you're in a teddiursa bear suit costume.
MAX: Even a brain damaged person can put 2 and 2 together, you king of the idiots.
MAX: Your brain must be the size of a peanut.
TB: You guys just don't quit, do you?
MAX: Speak for your self, peanut brain.
ZET: Why do you want to blow things up so much any way?
TB: You wanna know?
TB: I am giving out a warning.
TB: I am ringing a bell of warning.
TB is interrupted by whistling. On his rapidash, Dax enters in from an elevator.
VIVI: (looking on with amazement) A rapidash.
ZET: (looking on with amazement) A cow boy.
Dax points a pistol at Zet.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing his pistol at Zet) I know it's you, Teddiursa Bomber.
ZET: Who, me?
MAX: Welcome to my world Zet.
Dax points another pistol at Max.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max and a different pistol at Zet at the same time) Or is it you?
MAX: (yelling) DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEANUT TOO?
MAX: (yelling) WE MET JUST YESTERDAY.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash and pointing a pistol at Max and a different pistol at Zet at the same time) I have no recollection.
MAX: (yelling) WHY YOU.
The host of the party walks up to Dax.
HOST: Um, kid, your rapidash is an inconvenience.
HOST: It's proving rather trouble some for our other guests.
Dax stops pointing a pistol at Max and a different pistol at Zet at the same time. He puts his pistols in their holders.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) Oh really?
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) My beloved steed Rachel is no ordinary rapidash.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) At times, she sets my troubled mind at ease and at others, she's my checkers partner.
MAX: (yelling) POKEMON CAN'T PLAY CHECKERS, DUMBY.
ZET: It doesn't matter either way.
TB becomes enraged.
TB: (talking and yelling) I detest being IGNORED.
He detonates the bombs and rushes into an elevator. Max takes to the emergency stair case.
MAX: (climbing the stairs and talking to him self) What happened to his sense of style?
Every one rushes into elevators and Zet is caught in the crowd.
ZET: (yelling) CALM DOWN.
ZET: (yelling) CALM DOWN.
ZET: Remember love and peace.
Dax and Vivi ride down in an elevator.
VIVI: That's such a lovely horse pokemon you have.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) Do you like her?
VIVI: Yeah!
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) Hop on then.
VIVI: Okay!
Else where, TB drives off from the garage and Dax chases after him on his rapidash, with Vivi riding behind him. On his bike, Max shoots at Dax 3 times.
BANG BANG BANG!
Dax shoots at Max's bike 1 time.
BANG!
MAX: (yelling, holding his gun, and furiously pedaling really fast on his bike) YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOT.
Max shoots back at him twice.
BANG BANG!
TB crashes into a pole and he spots Dax riding towards him, causing him to tremble with fear. Dax completely ignores him and rides off after Max. He and Max continue to return bullets at each other.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
The next morning, at Dax's big home, Vivi sits in a gaudy cow boy themed room.
VIVI: (whispering to her self) In all my life, i've never seen such a taste less room.
Dax enters from the kitchen with two bowls of chunky soup.
DAX: (holding a plate of food in each hand) Now i present you with my special "son of a gun stew".
DAX: (holding a plate of food in each hand) I'm sure you'll find it extremely delicious.
Dax puts the plates down on a small table. Vivi forces laughter and she tries a spoonful of the soup and nearly gags. She puts the spoon back on the plate.
VIVI: So why are you a bad dude bounty hunter?
VIVI: I mean you have so much comfort in your life.
DAX: Why, lets see.
DAX: Because it suits me.
DAX: It's that feeling a cow boy gets when he corners a bull pokemon.
Dax laughs heartily and Vivi forces laughter.
Back at camp, Max and Zet discuss what kind of criminal TB is.
ZET: I now know why no one wants to go after TB.
MAX: Why?
ZET: No one wants to get blown up.
MAX: No matter.
MAX: He'll be dealt with.
Back at Dax's home, Dax and Vivi continue to chat.
DAX: Once i set my mind on some thing, i can see nothing else.
VIVI: (thinking to her self) I think i've seen this personality before.
DAX: Some thing on your mind?
VIVI: Oh it's nothing.
DAX: Now!
Dax raises his glass of soda and Vivi raises her glass of soda to toast.
DAX: (holding a glass of soda in his hand and stareing at Vivi) Here's to looking at my significant reflection, beautiful.
VIVI: (holding a glass of soda in her hand and stareing at Dax) Cheers!
Later, back at camp, Vivi returns with a bag full of canned "son of a gun stew".
VIVI: (holding a bag full of canned "son of a gun stew") I got some food.
She lays the bag down near the tent.
ELLIE: (yelling and typing on her laptop) YIPPIE!
ELLIE: (yelling and typing on her laptop) WE GOT FOOD.
ELLIE: (yelling and typing on her laptop) WE GOT FOOD.
Max and Zet sees what's in the bag of food and grabs one of the cans of food, each. They hold and looks at one of the cans of food for a few seconds, each.
MAX: (holding and looking at a can of "son of a gun stew") I'm not gonna eat some thing that even a pokemon wouldn't probably want to eat.
ZET: (holding and looking at a can of "son of a gun stew") Guess this is for dinner.
Max and Zet put the cans of food down on the ground.
MAX: I won't eat that.
POOCHYENA: (looking at the cans of food) Poochy poochy!
MAX: (looking at poochyena) Your stomach will suffer.
ZET: What about him makes you so hot headed?
VIVI: They're too similar.
Max goes on a rant.
MAX: (yelling and feeling pissed off) WHAT PART OF ME IS SIMILAR TO THAT DUMB STUPID IDIOT?
ZET: The part that makes you so adventurous.
Ellie tunes into the net channel where Hot Shot comes on.
VIVI: Oh, Hot Shot has already started.
Vivi goes a bit closer to the laptop screen.
PUNCH: (talking on the show) Well, the last thing we have to tell you is info about Teddiursa Bomber.
JUDY: (talking on the show) Can you believe it?
JUDY: (talking on the show) We got a message from him, just for this show.
Judy pulls out a long roll of paper.
PUNCH: (talking on the show) What?
PUNCH: (talking on the show) Is this for real?
She reads the letter.
JUDY: (holding the letter and talking on the show) Um, lets see.
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) "Warning!
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) This is for those who have made fun of me.
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) My next job is your last chance.
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) This time, i'll blow you up as well like fire works.
PUNCH: (talking on the show) He sounds very angry.
JUDY: (holding the letter and talking on the show) There's more.
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) That is, if you know where i will set up next time.
JUDY: (reading the letter on the show) Heh heh and lastly, i'll tell you my true intent.".
PUNCH: (talking on the show) Whoops!
PUNCH: (talking on the show) Looks like time is up for us.
PUNCH: (talking on the show) That's all for today.
JUDY: (holding the letter and talking on the show) Good luck to all you Bad Dude Bounty Hunters.
The closing credits roll down.
A few minutes after the show ends, Ellie finds out some info over the net.
ELLIE: (typing on her laptop) The next one is going to be at City Hall.
ZET: You figured it out already?
ELLIE: (looking at her laptop) TB is blowing up tall buildings, starting with the tallest one.
VIVI: (looking at the laptop screen) Why do it like that?
ZET: What are you gonna do?
ZET: I'm getting outta this one.
VIVI: I'm gonna pass too.
VIVI: Max, what are you going to do?
MAX: Like you have to ask.
3 hours later, outside City Hall, TB is up to his usual no good activities.
TB: (yelling and looking at his pocket watch) LATE!
TB: (holding his pocket watch) Darn it.
TB: (holding his pocket watch) If they think they can get away with this, they're sorely mistaken.
Max arrives on his bike and gets off of it, right behind TB. He puts his pocket watch back in his pocket.
MAX: You alone?
TB: How dare you take so much time to get here?
Max hears whistling.
MAX: Wait!
Old man Jobin walks by whistling.
MAX: Wrong guy.
TB: I have never intended humans as targets, but you boys are different.
TB is interrupted by whistling again.
MAX: (watching Dax approach from a distance) He has arrived.
Dax rides toward them on his rapidash.
DAX: (yelling and sitting on his rapidash) YOU!
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) So it's you again.
MAX: So you finally remembered me?
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) Yes!
MAX: You're always.
DAX: (sitting on his rapidash) You always butt in and get in my way.
MAX: You're the one that's in my way.
TB: Now that i have both of you here, i'll tell you both the reason why i continue to blow buildings up.
TB: The reason is.
Dax gets off his rapidash and he and Max completely ignore TB.
DAX: Today, we're going to settle the score once and for all.
MAX: (yelling) WHAT?
MAX: That's my line.
TB: (yelling) LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
DAX and MAX: (both yelling at TB at the same time) SHUT UP!
DAX: (yelling) WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DAX: (yelling) WHO ARE YOU?
TB: (yelling and feeling thoroughly pissed off) I'M FREAKING TB.
TB detonates a bomb and runs.
MAX: We have to catch him first.
Max starts running after TB.
DAX: (yelling) WAIT!
Dax and Max chase after him and he leads them into an elevator. The doors close and TB stands outside the glass elevator. He speaks to Dax and Max in the elevator, through the elevator voice box, by using a communicator.
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) You boys take me too lightly.
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) That elevator's doors will never open again and once it starts moving, that's the end.
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) It will never stop.
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) At the top floor, my cute little stuffed teddiursa bears will greet you.
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) So the moment that the elevator reaches the top of the building, it'll be a bang to remember.
TB: (yelling through the glass elevator voice box) BOOM!
TB: (laughing out loud evily through the glass elevator voice box) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TB: (talking through the glass elevator voice box) Fare well and good luck.
The elevator starts to ascend.
DAX: Rest assured.
DAX: I under stand.
DAX: I know how he does things.
MAX: I know how he does his crimes.
Max opens up the control panel and pushes a few buttons, but nothing happens.
DAX: This after noon, i reverted the secret emergency code that had been changed.
MAX: But i reverted it this after noon too.
MAX: (talking and yelling) Change after change means IT'S BACK TO WHERE IT WAS.
Dax grabs out his pistol and shoots a bullet and it ricochets up and down the elevator.
BANG!
MAX: (yelling) STOP IT YOU MORON!
He puts his pistol back in its' holder and starts to panic.
DAX: (yelling and panicking) WHAT DO WE DO?
DAX: (yelling and panicking) WHAT DO WE DO?
DAX: (yelling and panicking) OH NO.
Max climbs up and opens the ceiling door and Dax goes up the door as well. The 2 become stuck.
MAX: (shaking around and hitting Dax) Wah, stop it now!
MAX: (shaking around and hitting Dax) It's too tight.
DAX: (shaking around and hitting Max) What?
DAX: (shaking around and hitting Max) Get outta my way now!
MAX: (shaking around and hitting Dax) You're in my way.
DAX: (shaking around and hitting Max) Darn it.
The elevator reaches the top floor and the stuffed teddiursa bears explode.
Outside the building, TB and a few other people watch the explosion.
TB: (looking at the explosion and talking to him self) You 2 deserved each other.
TB: (looking at the explosion and talking to him self) Come to think of it, they were brave young boys.
Vivi taps TB on the leg.
VIVI: Hey!
TB turns around and Vivi punches his right leg out, resulting in him falling down and being knocked out.
Else where, Dax and Max miraculously survive and they begin to run to the remains of the top floor.
From the ground, Zet and Vivi watch Dax and Max climb to the top.
VIVI: (watching Dax and Max climb to the top from a distance) They're climbing up like a couple of chimchars.
ZET: (watching Dax and Max climb to the top from a distance) They like high places.
VIVI: (watching Dax and Max climb to the top from a distance) It's scary how similar they are.
ZET: (watching Dax and Max climb to the top from a distance) We better go back to camp.
VIVI: (watching Dax and Max climb to the top from a distance) Yeah, then i'll go turn him in.
A little later, the sun sets and at the remains of the top floor, Dax and Max prepare to duke it out, cow boy style.
DAX: You don't even deserve to be called a cow boy.
MAX: You're the one person i'll never become.
Dax runs while shooting at Max 7 times, but misses each time.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Max returns fire at Dax by shooting at him 8 times, but also misses each time.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Dax resumes fire by shooting at Max 3 more times, but misses each time again.
BANG BANG BANG!
Max reloads his 8 shooter gun with only 4 additional bullets and also resumes fire by shooting at Dax 4 more times, but also missing each time again.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
They both run out of bullets and begin to fight with their fists. Max fails to hit Dax. He becomes so enraged that he punches a crumbling wall. This causes a chain reaction, causing the ground beneath Dax to break apart. He hangs on to the edge, climbs back up, and admits defeat.
DAX: You win.
Max is baffled and Dax approaches him.
DAX: That was some punch.
DAX: You're a true cow boy.
DAX: As of today, i'll no longer be a cow boy.
DAX: My hat is off to you.
Dax puts his cow boy hat on top of Max's head. Dax's rapidash enters the roof floor by using another elevator.
MAX: So what are you gonna do now?
DAX: I will no doubt find a new way of life.
DAX: Good luck and may be our paths will cross again some day, cow boy.
Dax gets up on his rapidash and rides his rapidash to the elevator and Max stares at him.
At night time, back at camp, Max eats a big bowl of "son of a gun stew".
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) Well, it was only a rich boy's hobby.
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) His level of awesomeness was really no match for me.
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) Hey, are you listening to me?
ZET: (holding a plate of "son of a gun stew") Yeah yeah!
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) So, he just wasn't any enemy of mine either.
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) Of course, i never had him in my line of sight as a criminal.
MAX: (eating and talking at the same time) Hey, are you listening to me?
ZET: (holding a plate of "son of a gun stew") Yeah yeah!
Else where, on a road, a police man converses with TB in a police truck.
OFFICER: Why did you want to blow stuff up so much?
TB: I wanted to give a warning out against all the unnecessary waste created by capitalism that lacks philosophy.
TB: Places that needlessly get colonized, media that needlessly gets circulated, and buildings that are needlessly tall to symbolize all of it.
TB: You see, by destroying them, i wanted to raise the question of how a true pioneer should be.
DAX: (yelling and riding on his rapidash next to the police truck) WAIT WAIT WAIT!
TB looks out the window and Dax, riding on his rapidash, is dressed in the clothes of a samurai who has 2 katanas.
TB: (looking at Dax from the window) Dax!
DAX: (yelling and riding on his rapidash next to the police truck) CALL ME DOKEN.
DAX: (yelling and riding on his rapidash next to the police truck) GO RAPIDMARU!
Dax rides away from the police truck on his rapidash.
TB: But it was all a waste, wasn't it?
The police man gives TB a pat on the back and Dax rides off into the night on his rapidash as a new boy.
Dax is one of the coolest dudes in Kalos. How ever, he isn't as great as Max and he can be really dumb some times. Max is smarter than Dax, but their climbing and shooting skills are equally awesome. TB finally realized how futile it is for one man to try to change the whole world's point of view. Both Dax and Max are beyond awesomeness. In the end, TB, Dax, and Max came to a realization. You can learn important life lessons from just about any one. That's an important life lesson in it self. Please type up your reviews for what you all thought about this chapter! Stay curious my friends!