Shinny-Chan

HK: Hiya! Welcome back to another fic of inconsistency, humor, random boredom and Shinny torture! -
Shinrei: Don't say that like it's a good thing.
HK: Why ever not?
Shinrei: It isn't!
HK: 'Tever. Anyway, most of my fics be having reasons, but this idea just jumped out at me and won't leave me alone until I post it, so I have had no inspiration to write my other fics. It's my first POV, so expect crappiness and OOC. Chapters will be short like Hiei and hence uploaded in groups.
Shinrei: This one's worse.
HK: Only the sequel! - I do so love controversy.
Sasuke: Yeah, that's why you have Hotaru-
HK: -Keikoku-
Sasuke: Whatever. You have "Keikoku" Make Shinrei-
Shinrei: Shut up!
HK: Indeed, no spoilers. It'll just upset them if I don't finish.
Hiei: As usual.
HK: I'll fic-tionize you, Lawn Gnome!
Hiei: What could you do in a fic that's worse?
HK: KuwabaraxYukina.
Hiei: Don't you dare!
HK: GenkaixHiei.
Hiei: Don't even say it!
HK: - I win! Cookies for all! Now, let the evil commence! Dramatic music
Shinrei: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

The teenager sat before the glowing computer screen. This was an idea of such evil, such excellent hilarity, that she wanted it down. Footsteps passed the dark room. The girl paused, and leaned back enough to watch the person fade from sight. The coast was clear. No one else was up to stop this evil. Grinning, HK began to type, occasionally checking all was quiet.
(Shinrei: That wasn't so bad.
I'm not nearly there yet!)

(Shinny: So there's no going back now, huh? HK: No chance. You only get bubbles 'cause I pity you.)
(Shinny: Sure you won't change your mind?)

Shinrei POV:

I woke up that morning and stretched, as usual. Something felt…strange, heavier. Brushing it off as a byproduct of my rigorous training session the previous evening, I wandered into the bathroom to get washed up. I looked sleepily at the mirror and splashed some water on my face. That was about when I noticed. I stared wide-eyed at the mirror. And stared some more. I glanced down, and back up. I blinked to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Then I screamed! A slightly higher-pitched than usual scream, but still loud enough to wake the entire Mibu realm. No, I wasn't overreacting! It was completely justified! I had BREASTS, goddamit!