HK: Yeah, we kinda have quantity over quality here, but it's good! Ish... anyway, Shinny, disclaim me!
Shinrei: Why?
HK: So I'm not sued!
Shinrei: Hmm...
Disclaimer: Shinrei: HK said she owned SDK! looks around at lack of lawyers Aww. pouts like little kid
Sasuke: I don't think they believed you. HK: looms over Shinny I'm getiing you for that!
Shinrei POV:
Well, first Keikoku throws me by my chest, after that Vayon blew the wall up. I'm not sure how he did it, but I know he did and I hate him for it. I told him this and he frowned at me.
"Hey, I'm not powerful enough to do that!" I glared, and whispered so the others didn't hear,
"Then what did?" Vayon shrugged.
"HK wrote herself into a corner. And when she does that things go boom." That sounded unlikely, even for an author.
(HK: This is going too slowly… don't kill me for illogic.)
"Let's go swimming!" Everyone looked at Saishi in shock for the extremely random suggestion, but she just smiled. "It just seems like a nice day for it." I looked out the window. It was indeed a nice day. The water would be perfect. Then something dawned on me.
"What would I wear!" Snickers from over where Chinmei and Keikoku were sprawled on my bed told me they had thought of this already, and come up with a solution. One I wouldn't like. If they said "nothing", I would seriously hurt them. Chinmei opened his mouth to speak, but Taihaku quickly interrupted before Chinmei said something to make me murder him.
" Use your old swim costume."
(Shinrei: Swim costume. HK: Bite me, I need it for this. What fun I can have with swimming! Shinrei: I hate you.)
I scowled at him.
"What else? It won't exactly cover these!" I pointed at my chest angrily and he blushed a little.
(Shinrei: Could be OOC. HK: I haven't read the part where he does much. It's not out yet.)
Keikoku glanced over at me.
"Wear a shirt too."
I stared. Hey, it's not often Keikoku has a good idea.
(Shinrei: Getting a bit far fetched. HK: Look, I need some modern stuff for this to work. Forgive?)
So Saishi, Saisei and I ended up changing together in my room, while the others left to change elsewhere. Tokito had decided not to swim with us, as
"The cards need checking". As we were redressing in our swimming costume, Saishi glanced over at me.
"Wow, Shinrei, those are big!" I blushed. I mean, who wants a discussion about their sizes? Saishi, however, didn't seem to care.
"I bet those are at least as big as mine!" It might be flattering if it was true, but I really didn't want to talk about this now. As, usual though, Saishi was oblivious.
"We have to find out! Now!" That made me a little curious though.
"How are we going to find that out?" Saishi giggled, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Try on my bra, dummy!" She held it out to me. This idea made me fell a little strange, as part of me was still thinking male, but I took it anyway. I couldn't figure out the strap though and in the end Saisei had to help me, which was really awkward. She didn't seem to mind though.
(Shinrei: I thi- HK: Yesit'sverymodern,noI'mnotsure,don'tbothermeShinny! Shinrei:-…yah.)
Eventually we figured it out and I flipped it up. It was very low, and very, very tight. I was almost bulging out the top of it and it was very uncomfortable. I glanced at Saishi, who was staring in shock.
"Is it supposed to be this tight?" She gaped at me, incredulous, and I wondered if I did something wrong.
"That size is exactly right for me, and you're about two sizes bigger! That's impossible!"
(HK: Yeah, he breaks the rules a lot, our Shinny does! Shinrei: How could you. HK: Could have had them tiny. Better too big, loser. Shinrei: …true enough.)
Eventually Saishi calmed down and we continued changing. That was when I noticed.
"Oh my god, my hair is a mess! Didn't I ever brush it! How could I have gone around like this!" I was getting really worked up, my hair was horrible! I swear, there were animals in it! I was about to run from the room to get a brush, when Saishi and Saisei stopped me, pointing out that 1) I wasn't wearing anything except my shorts, and 2) hair is easier to brush when it's wet. So I agreed to wait until after we were done swimming and settled for just letting it out of it's ponytail. We headed to the lake to meet the boys, Saishi and Saisei whispering behind me. I'm not sure what they were talking about, but I think it was my shirt. I don't know why, it was just a plain white shirt.
(HK: Women's white, of course.)
HK: Yo, just here to tell ya, the review button was recently tested for rabies, but since the tests came back positive we had it put down. This new one is younger and the tests are still at the lab. Cooties, however, have been eliminated. Treat this button like a puppy. Use it!
