Heya! Sorry about the long wait, I had a really bad time at school. End of the year, hot enough to fry eggs on the road, all day outside field trips, tests, you know the drill. But, I finally got this ready! I hope the next update is quicker, but...end of the year is evil.
Shinrei: There won't be school for over a month soon.
Yeah, I expect to have the amount of chappies skyrocket! And yes, I know 'Taru hates water, but I need it for this. You'll appreciate why.

Disclaimer: I wish, I wish I owned SDK...looks around Dammit...glares at Toothpaste fairy You said you would grant my every wish!
Toothpaste Fairy: I said wishes, not miracles.
Crud...Bob?
Bob the Fishy God: Nothing doing here. Sorry.
This sux.

Hotaru's POV:

I was standing just before the edge of the lake when the girls came into view. What do you expect, I hate water. Chinmei seemed to forget that, however, dragging me into the water before the girls actually arrived. I kept struggling and trying to get out when he told me he had a plan. It couldn't have been nice, or he wouldn't have dragged me into the middle of the lake to tell me. By now we could see all three girls and their bathing suits. Shinrei looked a little strange, wearing mottled blue swim trunks and a long white shirt, with his, wait, her, long extremely messy silver-blue hair loose and hanging down her back, extremely matted. It was the white shirt that was making Chinmei giggle as he whispered to me,
"Hey, Keikoku, see that white shirt Shinny's wearing?" I looked over at him. I wasn't exactly blind.
"Yeah." Chinmei stifled another giggle.
"That's women's white. You know what that means?" I thought hard. How was I supposed to know about women's clothes?
"No." Chinmei giggled again at this and whispered to me,
"It means Shinrei's a baka and is going to be very embarrassed about 25 seconds after getting into the water." I wasn't quite sure why, but Chinmei didn't have time to tell me before Taihaku shouted at us.
"You two lovebirds done whispering over there? Get your asses here!" He sounded a bit pissy, so we started moving back towards the others.
Just as we arrived back, Shinrei took it into (his-her-whatever!) head to do a pencil dive into the lake. About halfway down he realised her shirt was too lose and was trying it's best to flip up. She squealed and pushed it back down, accidentally flipped over, landing in the water with a confused splash. Saishi and Saisei followed immediately, cannonball-ing into the lake. The splashes they made were huge! It looked like fun, so I climbed out and decided to try.
(Shinrei: Doesn't Keikoku hate water? HK: Can it. Shinrei: Why? HK: That's it, you're in for it.)
I jumped, and just as I was coming down I noticed Shinrei, directly beneath me. It was kinda too late to change direction, and she hadn't noticed yet. Oh well. I landed directly on top of her, sending us both under water.

Duh duh duh duh!
Shinrei: I hate you.
That's it, it just got worse. Prepare to meet, little girl Shinny! Only available at your local fic stop.