Pokemon Talk!
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*(A) = Ash, (I) = Iris, (C) = Cilan, (T) = Team Thunder
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Report 2
Reporter: Welcome, everyone, again for coming to see Pokemon Talk! We join with Team Thunder LIVE as they meet up again with Ash's party!
(T)Pikachu913: Hey, everyone! Today we will talk about the topic: Who Do You Like Most?
(T)Pachirisu: Togetic is sick today, so I'm taking over! Plusle is at home caring for her so we won't be seeing either of them today.
(T)Eelektrik: Ok, the trainers just left so let's get a move on.
(T)Pachirisu: Right!
(Team Thunder runs over to the group of playing Pokemon.)
(T)Pachirisu: Hey, everyone, we're back! We've got a new topic for you all today!
(T)Pikachu913: Your topic is: Who Do You Like Best?
(T)Pachirisu: Pansage, we'll start with you! So, is there anyone here that you are quite fond of?
(C)Pansage: Uuuuuuuuh... not really.
(T)Pachirisu: Then we'll move on to Crustle and Stunfisk!
(C)Crustle: Well, before I joined the team, there was this one particular Durant that used to flirt with me, not that I liked her though.
(C)Stunfisk: Stun, stun fisk!
(T)Pachirisu: Oh, um... ok. Thanks Crustle. Let's move on to Iris's Pokemon! Who do you like to be with?
(I)Emolga: Isn't it obvious? Dear little Oshy is quite the guy!
(I)Excadrill: I just love being with Iris. I was her first Pokemon. We've been great friends!
(I)Axew: Scraggy is the best playmate ever! I'd definitely stay with him! I like to be with Iris, too. Plus, her hair is the best place to lie down in!
(T)Pachirisu: Oh, really? Um, well... ok. Well, Emolga, let's see what Oshawott thinks of you.
((T)Pachirisu walks over to Ash's Pokemon, who are eating.)
(T)Pachirisu: Heeellooooooo!
(A)Pikachu: Hey, I know you guys! You're that Team... Team... uh... Lightning, right?
(T)Pachirisu: Close! It's Team Thunder!
(A)Pikachu: Oh, right! You're Pachirisu and Pikachu926!
(T)Pikachu913: Um, it's Pikachu913.
(A)Pikachu: Bah, I know that! Great to see you all again!
(A)Unfezant: Hey, where's that Togetic girl? Don't tell me she's afraid of me because I'm not being interviewed this time!
(T)Pikachu913: Actually, Togetic is sick today, but we'll get to you.
(T)Thunderr: Ahem! The camera is rolling!
(T)Pachirisu: Oh! Sorry! Well, all you have to do is answer the question in our topic today! We'll start with Pikachu!
(A)Pikachu: Heh heh. Well, there's this bunny named Buneary. We traveled together in the Sinnoh Region. She appeared to like me, but I'm not totally sure what to do about it.
(I)Emolga: That's EASY! Love 'er back! I bet you'd rather make her happy rather than breaking her heart!
(A)Pikachu: I guess, but I can't say that I like her if I really don't, yet.
(I)Emolga: Oh, c'mon! You're just like your trainer! He's trying to decide the same thing with that blue-haired girl with the Piplup. Why do you have to be so indecisive?
(A)Pignite: Hey, declaring love is a tough thing, especially for guys. They have to be the ones who say it first!
(I)Emolga: Ah! So, do you feel the same way, Oshyyyy?
(A)Oshawott: Um... not really...
(I)Emolga: YAAAAAY! He does feel that way! He's just hiding it from everyone until the best time when we are alone together.
(A)Scraggy: I don't get it! What's everyone talking about?
(I)Axew: Yeah, what's this guys declaring love thing?
(A)Snivy: Nothing. Let's go along and play next to the other Pokemon.
(I)Axew: Yay! Auntie Snivy is going to let us play with the Ducklett!
(A)Snivy: Please don't call me that. C'mon, let's go.
(T)Pachirisu: Wait! You didn't answer yet!
(A)Snivy: Don't ask me anything of that sort.
(A)Pignite: Aw, c'mon, Snivy! We know you're hiding SOMETHING!
(A)Snivy: Then you answer.
(A)Pignite: Uuuh... uuuh... ummmmmm... I like Ash! He's a great trainer! I like him the most! Ok, your turn, Snivy!
(A)Snivy: Let Oshawott answer that for me. I'm taking Scraggy and Axew to the Ducklett.
((A)Snivy Walks away.)
(A)Oshawott: What? Oh! Um... I guess she likes... uuuh... Pan... sage?
((A)Oshawott began to sweat for some reason. Everyone was silent and thought for a while.)
(A)Leavanny: NAAAAAH! I don't see them together.
(A)Pignite: Yeah, I don't either.
((A)Oshawott took a huge breath and sighed.)
(T)Eelektrik: Um, was something wrong, Oshawott?
(A)Oshawott: Nah! I'm good!
(T)Pachirisu: Let's move on. Your trainers could be here soon!
(A)Leavanny: I really have not interests in anyone. Well, although...
(A)Pignite: You like Unfezant, don't yoooooou?
(A)Leavanny: Uuuuuuuh... don't tell anyone, ok?
(A)Pignite: Ha ha ha! Got my promise, pal.
(I)Emolga: So who does little Oshy liiiiike?
(A)Oshawott: Please, Emolga. Stop calling me that. Will you?
(I)Emolga: Not until you say you like me, Oshy!
(A)Oshawott: Fine, I'll admit it...
(I)Emolga: You WILLLLLLL?
(A)Oshawott: I don't really care much about you.
(I)Emolga: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? After all you DIIIIIIID FOR MEEEEEEEE? I thought you actually carrrrrrrred!
(A)Oshawott: Why? Do you even like me?
(I)Emolga: Oh, Osh- OSHAWOTT! Ugh! Who told you?
(A)Oshawott: Told me what?
(I)Emolga: Grrrrrr... fine. Who DO you like, then?
(A)Oshawott: Well, it's not you.
(A)Pignite: Well, we know THAT. What about Unfezant?
(A)Oshawott: Well, no...
(A)Pikachu: Then... Sn-
(A)Oshawott: Enough already...
(A)Leavanny: Ok...
(T)Pachirisu: What about YOU, Excadrill? Eh? Do you like anyone?
(I)Excadrill: Whu? Why are you asking me? I thought I already amswered that.
(T)Pachirisu: Well, we changed the type of "like" this time.
(I)Excadrill: I'd rather not answer that.
(T)Pachirisu: And you, Stunfisk?
(C)Stunfisk: Stunfiiiiiiisk! Stun stun! Fisk!
(Cricket... cricket...)
(I)Emolga: Hey, why do you have to ask US? What about yourselves?
(T)Pachirisu: Eh? Me? Um... actuallyyyy... WELL, we're supposed to be the ones interviewing!
(C)Pansage: Oh, C'mon! Hey, Minun, who do you like?
(T)Thunderr: Uh, my name's actually Thunderr...
(I)Emolga: You know what we mean!
(T)Thunderr: Heh heh! Actually, Lightning and I are already pretty close! Hey, Lightning! See ya later at home!
(T)Pikachu913: Thunderr, she might not even be watching. Togetic has quite a fever.
(T)Thunderr: So what? Well, I just felt like doing it. Continue!
(I)Excadrill: Who do you like, Pika913?
(T)Pikachu913: Eh! I'm not a nasty love bird like all of you.
(C)Crustle: Nasty? Why do you call us nasty?
(T)Pikachu913: I mean, I don't get into those lovey dovey fights over grossness like some of you here. It's just not my style.
(A)Pignite: I totally see what you mean. I'm not interested in that stuff, either.
(T)Pachirisu: And what about you, Eelektrik?
(T)Eelektrik: I'm not going to talk about that stuff either. C'mon, let's just continue!
((A)Snivy walks in with (A)Scraggy and (I)Axew)
(A)Snivy: Hey, I'm back! What are you all doing, now?
(C)Pansage: Just talking about who likes who.
(A)Snivy: Hey! Where's that one Snivy from last time?
(T)Pachirisu: WAAAAH! Where IS Snivy?
(T)Pikachu913: I don't know. Probably wandering around somewhere.
(A)Snivy: -_-
(A)Axew: What's going ooooooon?
(A)Scraggy: Yeah! I want to listen to the talking! Why do older Pokemon have to be so secretib- iva-ibv...
(A)Leavanny: It's secretive. Wow! Where do you learn such big words?
(A)Scraggy: Auntie Snivy kept saying them! There were words like anonymouse and perashabel and nuffsed and-
(I)Axew: Um, Scraggy, 'nuff said is two words. Plus, you pronounced the other two wrong.
(A)Scraggy: Then how are they pronounced?
(A)Leavanny: Anonymous and perishable. So, Snivy, have you been teaching them?
(A)Snivy: No. I just randomly say stuff.
(T)Pachirisu: Since we are getting off-topic now, I guess we'll wrap up for tod-DOOOOOW!
(A)Unfezant: HEY! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INTERVIEWED! TOGETIC SAID I WOULD BE INTERVIEWED MORE THIS TIME!
(T)Thunderr: Uh, sorry, Unfezant. My camera's almost out of battery.
(A)Unfezant: WHAT? ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE FULLY CHARGED? YOU'RE A CAMERAMAN, AND YOU DON'T EVEN BRING A SPARE BATTERYYYYY?
(T)Thunder: OW! Stop attacking me!
(Camera falls onto the grass.)
(T)Thunderr: You made me drop my camera!
(A)Unfezant: THEN MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU JUST BROUGHT ANOTHER BATTERY!
(T)Pikachu913: Oh, c'mon, guys! Just pick up the camera and interview her for the rest of the battery juice!
(A)Unfezant: Yeah! Interview me!
(T)Thunderr: Then get off of me!
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
((I)Axew walks in front of the camera.)
(I)Axew: Hey, cool! What's this? Is it a box of Pokemon food?
(T)Thunderr: Hey, don't touch my camera! Wait, Ax-
OUT OF BATTERY. OUT OF BATTERY. PLEASE TURN OFF AND REPLACE CAMERA WITH A NEW BATTERY.
Reporter: That was some more LIVE footage by Team Thunder! Please join us again for our next topic: Iris! That wraps up everything for tod- Owch! Plusle, what do you want?
(T)Lightning: Hey, my name's Lightning. Um, I'm hungry! Togetic's hungry, too!
Reporter: Then you could've just touched me or something rather than kicking me.
(T)Lightning: Or something? Like this?
((T)Lightning shoves the reporter into the camera.)
Reporter: Hey! Whoa, Lightning! No! Catch the cam-
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End of Report 2.
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Pikachu913 out.