Pokemon Talk!
*I do not own Pokemon
*Pokemon is owned by Nintendo
*(T)Team Thunder (A)Ash (I)Iris (C)Cilan
After a long postponing period, I decided to continue since I finished As Green Grass Grows. Well, here ya go!
Reporter: Welcome once again to Pokemon Talk! We join Team Thunder LIVE with our favorite hero's group's Pokemon!
(T)Snivy: Hey, everyone! Today's topic is: Iris! Everyone should know that ridiculous hairdo and that body full of dexterity!
(T)Pikachu913: And where have YOU been, Snivy?
(T)Snivy: No where! I was just sketching my drawing of Pikachu and a Buneary! Oh, and also Unfezant with Leavanny, and Oshawott with Sn-
(A)Oshawott: OH, GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!
(T)Pikachu913: Ah, yes. Oh, and Togetic is back!
(T)Togetic: Hey, everyone! I'm going to be the interviewer today!
(A)Unfezant: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOOOOOOOOU?
(T)Togetic: Why would I be scared of you?
(A)Unfezant: You were afraid that I would attack you because you had NOT PLANNED TO INTERVIEW MEEEEEEE!
(T)Togetic: Um, that's not it at all. I had a fever.
(A)Unfezant: So, you're interviewing me today, right?
(T)Togetic: Actually...
(A)Unfezant: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SKIPPING ME? AIR SLA-
(T)Togetic: Wait, I was going to say that Pachirisu should actually be the speaker. My throat is still sore.
(A)Unfezant: Oh, ok.
(T)Pachirisu: Actually, I missed lunch, so I'm really hungry.
(A)Unfezant: Then who's going to interview me?
(T)Pachirisu: I don't know. I have to go; my tummy is rumbling like a train!
(T)Pikachu913: Ok. Are you up for it, Snivy?
(A)Snivy: What? Why me?
(T)Pikachu913: No, not you. This Snivy.
(T)Snivy: No, thanks. I have to make more sketches and drawings.
(T)Pikachu913: No you won't. YOU have to interview.
(T)Snivy: No thanks! Why don't you do it?
(T)Pikachu913: I'm the director. Since I am, I can direct you to be the speaker. You missed out last time, so you have to be in it fully.
(T)Snivy: Fine... ok, so what does everyone think about Iris?...
(T)Mudkip931: Wait, wait! C'mon! Where's that spirit? Where's the pump?
(T)Snivy: -_-
(T)Mudkip931: I'll do the interviewing! So, what do you know about Iris, Ash's Pokemon?
(A)Pikachu: Um, she wants to become a dragon master! Isn't that cool?
(A)Oshawott: She chooses the best fruits to eat! Mmm...
(A)Snivy: If she was a Pokemon, she would obviously be a dragon type herself. She hates ice types like a dragon, can see like a dragon, and she even moves around like a dragon.
(A)Pignite: She makes the best medicine! Plus, she knows almost everything about medicine!
(A)Scraggy: She has Axew! Axew is the best! Axew is number one! Axew is great!
(A)Pikachu: Scraggy, this is about IRIS. NOT AXEW.
(A)Scraggy: Exactly! Axew is with Iris! Without Iris, I would not be with Axew!
(T)Mudkip931: That makes plenty of sense. So, what things do you like and not like about her?
(A)Unfezant: Truthfully, that hairstyle is ridiculous.
(A)Leavanny: She's so fast! She could win a race against all of us!
(A)Snivy: Oh, really? Didn't you forget about me?
(A)Leavanny: I'm sure she can beat you.
(A)Snivy: NOT LIKELY.
(A)Leavanny: Then I want to see you race with her later.
(A)Snivy: Fine by me!
(A)Pikachu: Hey, don't forget that I'm really fast, too!
(A)Leavanny: Then let's all race her!
(T)Mudkip913: Care if we tape it when you do?
(A)Oshawott: Nope! Watch Snivy beat 'em all!
(A)Snivy: Oshawott, don't forget that you'll be in the race, too. I'm going to beat you, too.
(A)Oshawott: Ha! You haven't seen me in a race yet, though!
(T)Thunderr: Is everyone done yet? I don't want to run out of battery again.
(A)Unfezant: You didn't bring a spare battery AGAIN?
(T)Thunderr: I did! I just want to save energy for recharging.
(A)Unfezant: Oh, ok.
(T)Mudkip931: So, Cilan's Pokemon, what do you think makes Iris special?
(C)Pansage: She came from the Village of Dragons! I never heard of it before, but I guess it's pretty important since Cilan is so surprised and interested in it.
(C)Crustle: Um, I don't know. I don't really know her that well except that she's kind.
(C)Stunfisk: Stun fisk stun.
(T)Mudkip931: Speak English for once, PLEASE.
(C)Stunfisk: Stun?
Everyone: -_-
(C)Stunfisk: Stun! Y'know, it's like Stun Spore! Fisk is like frisk and wisk combined!
Everyone: -_-
(C)Pansage: You finally talk, but why do you have to talk about THAT?
(C)Stunfisk: Because stun is cool and fisk is funny!
...
(T)Mudkip931: Ok, Iris's Pokemon, how does it feel to be raised by Iris?
(I)Axew: The best! The best! The best! Iris is soooooo fun!
(I)Emolga: Yeah RIGHT.
(I)Axew: Yup! Everyone knows Iris is fun! Even Emolga does!
(I)Emolga: Have you never heard of the word 'sarcastic'?
(I)Axew: Sir Plastic? I want to meet him someday!
(I)Emolga: I guess you haven't...
(I)Excadrill: I just love being with Iris. I was her first Pokemon. We've been great friends!
(T)Thunderr: Hey, wasn't that what you said last time?
(I)Excadrill: So? Who cares?
(I)Emolga: Ugh! She's so demanding! If I don't want to battle, I DON'T WANT TO BATTLE! Although, she is the only one besides Snivy that caught me trying to trick her- I mean TREAT her!
(A)Snivy: Yeah, right, like I would see you TREAT her. Heh, like everyone would fall for that TRICK.
(A)Pignite: Wow! I didn't know you were so nice and generous! I should be like you!
(A)Snivy: Seriously, Pignite? Didn't you even hear what I said?
(A)Pignite: No, but at least we see some good changes in Emolga. Right?
(I)Emolga: Of course! You should all be proud of me, not like this loser Snivy over here!
(A)Pignite: Loser? Never mind you, Emolga. You haven't changed.
(I)Emolga: Fine, then you're a loser too!
(A)Pignite: You serious?!
(T)Mudkip931: 'K THEN! I guess we're done with this interview for now! I guess this is a wra-
(A)Unfezant: WAIT ONE SECOND, CAMERAMAN! No, point the camera at ME.
(T)Thunderr: Uh, o...k...
(A)Unfezant: Hey, everyone! I'm the great and awesome Unfezant. I was the first on Ash's team besides Pikachu. As you may all know, Ash met a friend, Iris. She is so great at jumping on trees that she's almost flying! She has sight like a hawk-
(T)Mudkip931: Yeah, uh, we already know that, Unfezant. Why did you want to talk?
(A)Unfezant: Well, to make up for all the time you lame Team Thunder Pokemon forgot about m-
(T)Mudkip931: Well, everyone, I guess that, since we're done interviewing, we can end this episode and wrap up- OOF!
((A)Unfezant angrily kicks (T)Mudkip931 in the chest.)
(A)Pikachu: Unfezant, there's no need to kick him!
(A)Unfezant: Well, would you like it if you were constantly interrupted? Huh? I didn't think so!
(T)Mudkip931: Urg... just... end the tape...
Click! (The screen goes black.)
Reporter: Well, that was our third report, LIVE with Team Thunder!
((T)Snivy walks in first before the rest of her team.)
(T)Snivy: Dude, I never signed up for this show.
(T)Eelektrik: Well, I didn't either, but I'm still part of the team.
(T)Snivy: Sure. Well, I'm gonna go grab a snack.
(T)Pikachu913: Hey, I know what! Because of your absence, you should be the one who directs the next report!
(T)Snivy: Hey, yeah! And I'll make you be the interviewer!
(T)Pikachu913: Ha ha! Sorry, but I'm gonna be at Disney World while you make the next report, which means I'm putting Togetic in charge!
(T)Togetic: What?! N-no no no no. I'm not really the leader type, Pika...
(T)Pikachu913: Well, might as well start getting used to it! As next in rank, you're the co-leader!
(T)Togetic: Uh, heh heh... uh...
Reporter: Anyway, stay tuned for our next episode. The topic will be: Who's Your Favorite Starter Pokemon? Goodnight, Unova!
((T)Thunderr and (T)Lightning jump in front of the news camera.)
(T)Thunderr and (T)Lightning: And goodnight, awesome readers of this fanfic made by Pikachu913 that should seriously favorite and follow her and this fanfic!
(T)Pikachu913: Fanfic? This was all a fanfic I wrote? Uh, I'm confused...
Click.
End of Report 3.
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(T)Pikachu913: Oh, hey! I really did write this!