(singing) It's the end of the world as we know it!
Shinrei: Or just the fic. Which is a great thing!
(singing) It's the end of the fic as we know it!
Shinrei: You're hopeless. But I'm finally free!
Hoards of Evil People: No! Boo! More Shinny torture!
Speaking of... we were wondering if you would like... a trip to Hawaii... yes, Hawaii...
Shinrei: Why do I get the feeling you're hiding something from me?
Hiding something? Me? Just sign here... You know, I hear they have some lovely errections , I mean erruptions! Honest! We're talking about volcanoes here, not Hotarus... honest! And then maybe you can also take the trip to Germany and stay in this delightful little town we know, lovely place...
Shinrei: What's the name of the town?
...Fucking.

Disclaimer: Hotaru: Uh... I like frogs and I like fish pies... I will turn and eat out your eyes!
HK: Farbulous, but we're not a cat food commercial.
Hotaru: Wha? (Elvis costume)
HK: How the hell did you do that?
Hotaru: What? (flying around myyyystically in a Link outfit)

Shinrei's POV:

I woke up the next morning, and looked over and saw Keikoku lying next to me. I felt a momentary happy glow, then noticed something. My breasts were gone! I glanced under the sheets. Great. Just perfect. I was male again. And naked, in bed, next to my also naked brother. Fuck.

Well, the disclaimer and blurb were both longer than that, but, we start with a short Shinny, we end with a short Shinny. Hey, the sequel's being added tomorrow, it practically wrote itself, especially after I let it out of it's cage... Well, anyway, review, flame, whatever, and we'll see you next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Saiyans: HYAAH! (battle poses)
Or not!