Hey guys! So this one is long. I hope yall enjoy it. It doesn't have much dialog. The purpose of this chapter is for you to better understand what is going on and I decided to throw in a little of Loki's point of view because I find that my story just seemed to one sided. I hope you enjoy. Please R&R and I will post again as soon as possible. Thank you and have a good day!

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Chapter 6: Shit Hits the Fan

(Loki POV)

"Zz...Zzzzzz...ZZZZZZZ!" Volstag's snoring echoed in the room. His infernal snoring was keeping me awake. I would rather share a room with Hogun or Frandal instead of this beast. Leaning back in the chair that was pushed against the wall I rubbed my hands through my hair and began to think of how I got here.

My time on Asgard didn't disappoint me but unfortunately the All-Father did not seem to think me rehabilitated at all because towards the very bitter end of my punishment I uttered the phrase ,"Thank Valhalla that I do not have to go live with those insufferable fools." I can only guess that Odin would think me to come back here and begin to blow things up as done in my previous encounter with these misbegotten folk. I need a plan to ge-

"ZZZZZZ!"

By the gods I can't even hear myself think! I have had enough! I began to walk myself out of the room trying my best to remain calm. Of all the people that I have to share a room with! Put me in the room with a snarling three headed dog! Just please let them move me away from Volstag! I need some air before I murder that beast in his sleep!

I silently crept down the halls. Of course the blasted voice would know where I am at all times and probably inform everyone as soon as I make it to the balcony. It is curious how an inanimate object can attempt to have emotions let alone intelligence. Apparently the computer is like Tony's really annoying watch dog. After leaving my new "room" (more like a gaudy decorated cell) I made it down the hall and into the living room. I peeked into the living room to make sure no one was there. Unfortunately, Dr. Banner, the very last person I wanted to see, was sitting facing the television watching the news. He seemed to entranced by what was playing to even notice my presence. Oh well. Better not get cocky about sneaking about. I don't want to push my luck. I sneaked past Dr. Banner and opened the sliding door and crept onto the chair in the corner where that girl was sitting.

Hmmm... That girl. What she said her name was again? Olivia? It's a nice enough name sure. She seemed kinda fiery to me. Didn't like it when Fury called her Number 9. Why would they call her that? Was she some sort of cow they aimed to cut up and eat? I highly thought Fury wasn't into cannibalism. She may have been an experiment. Pfft. Humans loved to experiment with anything that is different. Oh well, she is of no importance to me.

What is important is finding out how I will get myself off this rock into a place that I can call home. Looking to the sky that was filled with pollution and attempting to talk calming breaths I sat and thought on my past here. I never intended to go that far. All I ever wanted was to be treated the way that Odin treated Thor. I wish I could have had Odin's unconditional love from the beginning but I know more than anyone I way just meant to be a peace treaty. I never wanted to be a king like everyone assumes. Haha. Typical behavior of someone who fears the unknown. Where can I go from here? Midgaurd? Completely out of the question. Asgard? The only way I could go back there is to make peace with Midgaurd. This miserable planet would love to see my head on a stick and probably try to experiment on me to figure out what makes me tick. Jotunheim... Well they hate me and think me a blood traitor. Alfheim? Ha pious and self-righteous amazonian freaks who think the stars hold a better conversation than that with an actual living being. Svartalfheim? The dark elves would kill me in their sleep just because they could. They don't need motivation to kill, much like midgaurd when you think on it. Nidavellir would be interesting. Everyone there is so small I could easily use their scraggly heads as foot rests. I can't go to Nifleim, my daughter isnt exactly happy with me right now. I doubt she would want to help me anyways. I could however go to Muspelheim. The home of fire giants and demons. The fire giants wouldn't like me and try to kill me, but I would more than likely be safe with the demons. They have various types of demons there. Another downside is that the surface of Muspelheim is so hot I don't even think I could survive the heat. The plants cant even survive the scotching heat of 3 suns. What I will more than likely try is the 10th realm. Not many people know of it. The tenth realm consists of 3 planets. The Eriften Plains, Nadinama, and Planenotheim. I have never been to Nadinama or Planenotheim. The planets themselves are supposed to be like taking in a breath of Valhalla . The Eriften Plains however, I did have the unpleasantries of gracing my appearance there. It is a truly horrible place. There is no light. If you do happen to see any sign of light at all you need to run in fear that the Burneseta will get you. They can shape shift into just about anything they desire and they even have magical abilities that help with their amazing skills of stealth. Their true form however is beautifully horrible... well depending on who you are looking at. Some of them look like gods and goddesses of the night while others look like bagelsnipe bile. They will gut you faster than a woman shaves because she thinks she is about to make love to a rich man. The Evolopes are beautiful people, but it is only because they are so cruel. The Evolopes are elf like people who despise anything that is different. The have a cliff on the edge of the Eriften plains where they would dump the deceased, the mentally deficient, weaker life forms, and mix breeds. Having a mix breed child was the greatest sin to them. Their blood lines shouldn't be tempered with other living "flith". Their words not mine. They also have tribal like tattoos all over them. They are pretty too look at but when they begin to glow you better run. Their is no pain of a burn like the Evolopes burns. Then the thought struck him.

It was yesterday around 6 o'clock when the 7 of them walked onto the balcony meeting Ms. Olivia. Her hands had small markings on them. Didn't she say she lived multiple lifetimes and plan on living many more? Hmm... I'm starting to believe that Ms. Olivia is not what she appears to be. Their must be much more behind her story than a pretty face that randomly landed in Tony's lap.

"Oh no!" I heard someone yell. I immediately stood up and hid in the shadows when I heard footsteps running to the sliding door. The only way someone would see me was if they actually sat there and looked into the darkness. The sliding door slammed open revealing a very happy looking Ms. Olivia giggling hysterically." Before you Hulk out let me have one last cigarette before I die!" I smirked at this. This girl was going to smoke herself to death before Banner could actually kill her. It's not smart to do anything that will take you energy right before a battle. Suddenly it was like everything stilled for a moment. She knew I was right here. My fear was there but it was more of a thrill than anything. The thrill of being caught. How did she know I was here. I am not in her sights, she didn't glance at me, none of that. Hmm... That trait reminds me of a Burneseta.. I don't know. I am probably over thinking this silly excuse for a girl.

I watched as she dismissed Banner and attempted to face the "culprit" eavesdropping on the conversation.

"Breaking the rules already?" she said with a sly smirk.

"It's only breaking the rules if you get caught." i replied with a smile that often said, yes I am listening but don't care too much to talk to you further.

"You have been caught!" she laughed.

"Yes, but you and I both know that you will not tell anyone." She knew I was here. She could have easily told Dr. Banner of my presence. Why didn't she?

"You have a point." she said with a smile and shrug. "Pull up a chair!"

I did so and sat next to her regaining my earlier position, relaxed in a chair and staring into the vast nothingness trying to think of and easy escape.

"So what are you doing awake this time of the night?" she asked me.

"Volstag snores." a simple enough reply. Silence lingered for a few moments before I heard her moving some things around and a horrible noise emitted from the thing they call a radio. It played many vile noises before it settled into a horrible slow yet upbeat song. And then I heard her begin to sing. She didn't sing much but those few lines of the song had me captivated that such a sound could ever possibly come from something so small.

After singing the verse she took a puff from her cigarette and stared into the night sky. I guess I may have been staring too hard and she noticed.

"Yes?" she questioned. She shied away in her seat. Yes, I stared at her too hard.

"You have a very lovely voice." I said very slowly. Such odd words that just escaped my life.

"Oh, Thank you. Just please stop staring at me. It makes me feel uncomfortable" She regained her composure and had a humble smile on her lips.

"Oh, well I would hate to make you uncomfortable but I will more than likely gaze upon you more than you would like. You are just about the only person here who is easy on the eyes. But the clothes you wear do you no justice." Well why not? I already started saying things I had no intention of saying, why not stop now? I could possibly use my charm to have at least one person on my side while I am here. And she really was an easy sight for the eyes .She was pretty now that I actually got a moment to look at her. She had a slight sunburn on her skin. It was strange because earlier she was as red as Thors cape. She was short with a curvy body. I unintentionally took a gander at her breast which were... well err... very large and an arse to match... oh god what am I thinking about?She then uttered the weirdest sentence I ever heard."There ain't nothing like Wally World!"

"What is Wally World?" It is probably some sort of amusement park where obese children go on and play games with a very large and exaggerated mascot.

"Walmart?" not ringing a bell "You know the place where really weird, McDonald munching, middle class go to find all there clothing and beat their kids?" What? My face contorted into looking at her like she was speaking a whole nother language.

"Who is this Mcdonald?" She brought her hand up to her face and sighed.

"Oh boy! You can tell your not from this planet." She rubbed her face and laughed.

Oh no young lady. You do not laugh at Loki, God of Mischief. It is I who laughs at you. I smirked and leaned forward in my chair to get a better look on her face when I start asking her personal questions which I know she will shy away from. "Yes well I doubt you are from this world as well. How long have you been hiding in Tony's shadow? Surely there must be more to you than meets the eye if you some how escaped shield and currently living with a newly found traitor of shield." The smile was still on her face never faltering but I could sense I touched a nerve.

"If you think that you will get any answer out of me about my past, my powers, and future plans you are highly mistaken. All that you need to know is I am not from this world, I am very old, and don't piss me off because you have less to worry about with the hulk than with me." She sighed. "Besides Tony hasn't even heard my life story. Tony knows just a little more than you know about me. It's called a past for a reason. And on top of that, I think we should be expecting a house call from Fury because I know for sure that he will not give up on turning me into a shield operative. I am going to be compliant with Fury and unfortunately tell him everything."

So she told Fury that Tony knew everything there was to know about her, yet she insists that he knows not more than me? She must have lied to Tony about everything of her. If I find out what it could be to cause such a lie I could use it as blackmail.

I mockingly faked a look of concern. "You will tell the spy everything about yourself but not a god? My, my, I would have thought you better than that Number 9." Once again she held her smile but I knew I was really beginning to get to her. Hahaha. Who is laughing now Ms. Olivia?"So, why do they call you Number 9? The name doesn't suit you in one bit. I prefer Olivia much more."

"As I was saying. When Fury comes, which I know he will, I am going to have everyone gather in Tony's poker room. The only reason why my story will even come to light is because I need a home. I can't keep running for the rest of my life. I will only tell the story once, so when he gets here you better pay attention."

I scoffed. When do I ever not pay attention? Sure a few slip ups here and there but her story should be all to promising to miss. But there goes my blackmail plan should Fury show up soon. "Do you have any idea who you are talking to?" I stood as I laughed. "I am Loki Go-"

"God of Mischief" Did she really just cut me off? I will make this girl sorry for thinking she can talk to me, a god! Like that. "Yes, I know who you are and I must apologize that I am in no mood for games. I have had a very tiresome night and I plan on going to sleep." I glared at her as she walked away. "You might want to get some rest too because I have a feeling that they will be putting you to work tomorrow." She called over her shoulder. Aww. She is showing concern. Pfft. Well I could pretend to act like a gentleman for a moment. I held the door for her so she could go in instead of waiting on me. "Why thank you."She gave me a very small and tired smile. "Go get some sleep. If Volstag is still snoring I have something to help with the sound." Now what happened next I did not expect. She was rubbing my arm and giving me a reassuring smile before sending me off with the words of good night. I watched as she locked the sliding door and walked up to the loft. Why would she chose to have no privacy? I could tell she hardly had anything worth of value but still. I would prefer a room with Volstag that gave of very little privacy than to a little strip of floor sticking out the side of the common room with no chance of privacy at all.

I watched as she grabbed some fresh clothes and made her way down the hall. From what I heard Volstag and I have the room next to her old room. Maybe she was going to secretly move back into her room with out Tony knowing.

Well I was wrong she ended up going into the newly shared bathroom that had way too many bathtubs and showers and locking the door,leaving me to run off and find something else to do with my time.

(Olivia's POV)

What a night. Loki followed me down the hall at a safe distance to get to the bathroom. He didn't follow me in. Instead he kept on walking down the hall. I guess he is going to try to see if the snoring beast in his room has finally put it to rest and he is going to try to get some sleep himself. I locked the door to the restroom just in case someone would come and interfere with my bath. It was now about 4:30 and Dr. Banner would more than likely want to test on me at about 7:00. I know I should probably take a nap that way when we do more tests to find out how to stop myself from melting in the sun I will be up to standards and have more energy to take on the pain that was to come in a few hours, but my stubbornness got the better of me. All the good cartoons play early in the morning anyway. I peeled off my sweaty clothing and prepared my bath. And here I lay relaxing in the jacuzzi tub all the way in the back corner which I deemed mine 10 months ago, pondering on the events to come.

I know Tony will be mad at me for lying. I never told Tony the whole truth. All Tony knows is, I am from another planet and I came here on an escape pod from one of Nasa's shuttles. I don't know where I came from, all I know is that I had to fight to survive and one day I day I saw an escape and I took it. I told him that the animals got to the crew and their fates were immediately decided. Tony knows nothing of my family, my origin, and hardly any of my powers. Tony and Dr. Banner currently think that I have amnesia. And right now Tony, Dr. Banner, and the rest of shield think that it was an act of a terrorist that blew up the Louisiana District 4 a year ago when in all actuality it was me. Now, I do have a very good reason for lying and I only hope they could forgive me for it. I lied because not only do I have trust issues but why would I trust a planet that was hell bent on torturing me for the first few months of me being here? I am afraid they will be so mad they will give me to Fury. The only problem is Dr. Banner is beginning to uncover more of the truth about me in his lab. Now that Nick is back into the picture the truth is going to come out a lot sooner than I had originally hoped. I was hoping that by this time I would have safely made it back to my planet, but I have recently come to the conclusion that I was stuck on this miserable rock for the rest of my life until I could get someone with enough balls to travel back into the worm hole that I came out of. I have over stayed my welcome and need to find a way out, but until then I have to come forward and tell the truth before they find out, start to hate my guts, and give me back to shield for more testing. It is coming to where I need allies and I need them fast.

I washed up and got out of the tub, shutting off the jets and drying myself off. I got dressed in a pair of really tiny purple mesh shorts and a black spaghetti strap shirt with a black bra underneath. That way should my shirt fall open unintentionally it wont be that noticeable. Besides Running around bra-less with other men in the house wasn't to lady-like according to Dr. Banner. I put my old clothing in the laundry bin and made my way to the kitchen which was located just on the other side of the living room... well it was kinda attached.

Anyway, I dug into fridge and began to make me something to eat. I had no clue what I wanted to eat so I closed my eyes, reached in, and grabbed. What I pulled out seemed to be the pizza left over from Tony's party yesterday. Lucky enough for me though it was the pizza that I had ordered for myself that no one touched thank god. It was pepperoni, bacon, and black olives. I like green olives to but I find they are just way to salty for me. I heated up my pizza and made my way to the television, popping on some good old fashioned Boomerang and dug in.

7:00 came pretty fast. I could hear Dr. Banners door open. My heart began to race at the idea that I decided to tell them the truth today. I am so scared and so worried that everything I have come to actually give a two shits about was going to give me away all because I didn't tell them the truth to begin with. Just as I was about to get up and try to make small talk to Banner, Jarvis announced.

"Director Fury is in the lobby seeking audience with Ms. Olivia." I froze in mid step. My heart stopped and I could feel myself going numb. With a shaky breath and a heavy heart I announced to Jarvis.

"Wake everyone up and tell them to go into the poker room and send the Director up." Dr. Banner could see the pain in my face and rushed over to me.

"Olivia what's wrong?"

I regained my composure and put on my best and coldest front.

"I have lied to all of you about my life and now death is knocking at the door."