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Broken Hearts Combined Chapter 31: Repercussions to the Choice made
Ranma stands there. The area is dark and foreboding. He looks around. It is all a blur.
Ranma: Where am I?
There's a flash of light. He is now standing in front of the Furinkan High School, is ten minutes to eight am; when school will begin.
Ranma: Huh? How did I get here?
Female voice: GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU PERVERTS!
Ranma turns around to where he heard the all-too-familiar battle cry. He sees a girl he was hoping he wouldn't see again for a long time.
Ranma (Wide-eyed): Akane!?
Ranma watches as Akane beats up all the boys that keep attacking her. Everyone from Furinkan High's swim team, sumo-wrestling team, kendo club, and other factions get close enough to Akane to get their butts handed to them.
Ranma: Oh crap I hope she doesn't notice me
Akane then turns to Ranma with a deadly glare.
Ranma (Mutters): Craaaaaaaaaap
Akane (Glaring): Get out of my way Kuno! I don't have time for you this morning!
Ranma blinks in confusion for a couple of seconds.
Ranma (Blinks): D, did you just call me "Kuno"?
Akane: Stop acting stupid Kuno! Get out of my way!
Ranma is about to ask Akane again what she means, when a foot implants itself in his face.
Ranma: Ow
Male voice: Geez Kuno, can't you leave my fianc e alone?
Ranma: That's it! What are you
Ranma moves the foot out of his face. He stares at the man in front of him stunned.
Ranma (Wide-eyed): Talking About? Holy
Ranma can't say anymore. Standing in front of him is himself.
Ranma: Hey! WHO ARE YOU!?
Other Ranma (Smirks): Heh I thought it was the custom to give one's own name first?
Ranma: Hey! I know who I am! I am Ranma Saotome!
Other Ranma: Heh Not from where I'm standing, "True Blunder".
Ranma: What are you talking about?
Akane: Stop wasting time with him Ranma.
Ranma looks over to Akane and his eyes widen with shock It's now Sheila in Akane's clothing.
Ranma: S, Shechan?
Sheila-Akane: What are you talking about you jerk?
Ranma: Huh? I don't get it
Suddenly, there is a crash of blue-tinted lightning, and a roaring thunder. Rain begins to pour. Ranma doesn't change. The Other Ranma on the other hand As he turns to a she, he grows in height, gains blonde hair, and Spots?
Ranma (Stares in shock): B, BRITCHAN!?
Britanny-Ranma: Great Now you'll be after me again Kuno. Listen Kuno, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU, LET ALONE LOVE YOU!
Ranma: W, what's going on here!?
Britanny-Ranma: Look, just stay away from us!
Sheila-Akane: Yeah! You're such a pervert Kuno!
Ranma: What are you talking about?
Sheila-Akane: Argh! You're so stupid Kuno!
Britanny-Ranma: Akane, let's just leave the pervert and get inside. His lecherous stare is creeping me out.
Sheila-Akane: Yeah Ranma. Let's leave the pervert.
With that Britanny-Ranma and Sheila-Akane lock arms and walk inside the high school. Ranma stands there in the rain, completely confused. He drops down to his hands and knees.
Ranma: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?
Ranma lowers his head and he stares into a puddle formed by the rain. Hiss eyes widen in shock. He does not see his own reflection, the one of Ranma Saotome. Instead, he sees the face of
Ranma: KUNO!?
Ranma's eyes snap open. He is in a cold sweat, and his breathing is a bit ragged.
Ranma (Thinks): A dream No It was a nightmare Thank Kami-sama it was only a nightmare Why did I have such a bad
Ranma moves his hands to push himself up, but instead of feeling the ground he feels flesh. He turns his head left and right. To his right, a nude Britanny is sleeping peacefully, and to his left a nude Sheila does the same. Ranma blushes as he sees that he has his hands on Britanny and Sheila.
Ranma: Dream?
Ranma's blush deepens in color as the girls snuggle closer to him in their sleep.
Ranma blinks for a few moments.
Ranma (Thinks): Okay How did THIS come about?
A few memories flash through Ranma's mind. Memories of emotions, of experiences he shared last night with Britanny and Sheila. All the feelings of being wrapped in warmth and love Not to mention fur
Ranma (Thinks): Oh Kami-sama I I I made love to Britanny AND Sheila!? I'm no better than that jerk Kuno, always trying to go after as many women as possible
Ranma begins to shiver slightly. In his own mind, he's committed a grievous sin. He's deflowered two innocent maidens. How could he have done that? It would make sense one, but TWO!?
Ranma (Thinks): Sigh I'm nothing but a two-timing pervert that makes Kuno look like a saint Sigh Okay I've gotten myself into this mess; I can get myself out of it Though it may take more than I can give to make it better I wonder what the girls think about this
Suddenly, Britanny ands Sheila begin to stir.
Ranma: Uh oh
Britanny is the first to open her eyes. She smiles as soon as her eyes focus on Ranma.
Britanny: Yaaaaaaawwwwwwn Good morning Ranchan I had a wonderful time last night Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranma (Blushes): G, good morning Britchan Look, I just want to say
Britanny (Smiles lustfully): Yes my sweet Ranchan? Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Britanny then kisses Ranma quickly on the lips. Ranma's blush deepens more and he seems to lose his voice for a second, for his jaw is moving, but no sound is coming out. Britanny giggles at Ranma's reactions.
Britanny: You know Ranchan You really are adorable.
Britanny then wraps her arms around Ranma and starts kissing him. He moves out of reflex, his arms wrapping around her as well and he kisses her back with vigor. However, in the back of Ranma's mind, he is screaming at himself.
Ranma (Thinks): IDIOT! Stop taking advantage of Britanny! You have to stop this and figure out why you're doing this in the first place, and figure out how to make it up to them! You don't want to become Kuno!
Ranma then feels movement to his left. Sheila is now awake. She sits up and begins to rub her eyes.
Sheila: Oh Gods That was great Good morning Ranchan
Sheila looks over at Ranma, and sees that he and Britanny are making out. She narrows her eyes, a bit jealous of Britanny.
Sheila: Hey! How could you have more fun without me?
Sheila then hugs Ranma, her arms wrapping around his neck while her body is pressed against his shoulders.
Sheila: I love you Ranchan
Ranma's mind is reeling with all the love. It's so addictive. He's never felt like this with anyone else before. Not even when he was still in love with Akane did his emotions feel so 'right' to him.
Ranma (Thinks): Damn This is SO good! NO! No I have to stop this Before I take this too far.
Ranma breaks off his kiss with Britanny, and tries to stand up He doesn't get far as Britanny and Sheila are still hugging him. Both werecats look at him in confusion.
Britanny: What's wrong Ranchan?
Sheila: Yeah Did we do something wrong?
Ranma (Shakes his head): No No Look I'm sorry This is all entirely my fault. I'm so sorry
Britanny and Sheila blink. They don't know where he's going with this.
Britanny: Ranchan, what are you talking about?
Sheila: Yeah. What's your fault?
Ranma: I'm really sorry I shouldn't have done all that with you two last night I took advantage of both of you I'm so sorry How can I make it up to either of you?
Britanny: Huh?
Sheila: Okay Ranchan You lost us here. What are you talking about?
Ranma: What I'm saying is I'm sorry I took advantage of you Britchan, Shechan
Britanny and Sheila stare at Ranma for a few moments. They suddenly fall to the ground laughing their heads off.
Britanny Sheila: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ranma: Hey! Why are you two laughing? This is serious!
Britanny Sheila begin to laugh harder as they start rolling around on the floor. Ranma's eyes widen as he sees certain parts of their bodies jiggle. He mentally slaps himself for staring.
Britanny Sheila: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ranma: Please stop you two I'm really, really sorry.
Finally, Britanny and Sheila calm themselves down. They look at Ranma, wondering why he's so upset.
Sheila: Seriously, Ranchan, why are you so upset?
Britanny: Yeah. What's bothering you?
Ranma: Look I'm sorry I shouldn't have made love with both of you What I did makes me a two-timing pervert
Britanny and Sheila stare at Ranma. He's not joking. Being a werecat also offers them high empathy. They can actually 'feel' what a person's emotions are And Ranma is honestly feeling hurt, and ashamed of himself.
Britanny: Sigh Ranchan, don't feel so bad You're not two-timing
Ranma: Oh? How do you see that? I had made love with both you and Shechan. I'm a martial artist; I should have control of my emotions. Yet I gave into that I took advantage of both of you. Sigh Maybe Akane was right when she always called me a perverted jerk
Sheila: Um Ranchan It was kind of the opposite
Ranma: Huh?
Sheila: We were the ones that cornered you I guess you could say we took advantage of you. You did nothing wrong except try to love us both
Ranma: But doesn't that make me a pervert? A man isn't supposed to want more than one woman.
Britanny: Hmm You do have a point there Ranchan Bigamy is kind of illegal on earth
Sheila (Blinks): Why? You have it here on Jade.
Britanny Ranma: Huh!?
Sheila: Yes. I've known people to have more than one wife or husband. Especially among the races of Dragons So I don't see anything wrong with what you did Ranchan I mean, we both love you, and you love us back. There's nothing wrong with that.
Ranma: Sigh What do you think Britchan?
Britanny: Well I do admit I would prefer to have you all to myself
Sheila: HEY!
Britanny: Well, it's the truth. But If I have to share you to be with you, then I will. Because I do love you Ranchan, and I know you love us both, so I will do whatever it takes to be able to be with you.
Ranma: So you two don't see me as a pervert?
Britanny Sheila: NO!
Ranma blinks. They aren't mad at him. In fact, they are willing to share him, if that's what it takes to be with him. And best of all, they don't see him as a pervert! This is possible one of the happiest moments of his life.
Ranma: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Sheila: He Ranchan I think it's okay to start traveling again.
Ranma (Stops celebrating): Oh?
Sheila (Points to cave's entrance): Look.
Ranma looks at the entrance. Light is starting to pour in. The area outside is still a bit wet, but the storm is over.
Ranma: Great We can get a move on towards Nira, and we can do some more training in martial arts with you two!
Britanny: Um Ranchan?
Ranma: Yes Britchan?
Britanny: Can we practice the 'marital arts' a bit more here before we start traveling to Nira again? Please? Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sheila: Yeah We do so much training with fighting We want to do some more training of another type Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranma blinks. Apparently Britanny and Sheila are definitely more than happy to share
Ranma (Thinks): It's gotta be the Arks No way someone would be this Um What the heck is the word for 'THIS'!?
Britanny and Sheila pounce Ranma.
Meanwhile in the Earth Realm, on the North American continent, specifically Atlanta, Georgia, we see Theo and Julia sitting at a table eating breakfast. Julia sits straight up as she suddenly gets a tingle up her spine.
Julia: WOO!
Theo: Is something wrong Julia?
Julia: I don't know? This is the second time; since last night that I have had a very strange tingling sensation go up my back.
Theo (Blinks): Odd Perhaps you want me to try to massage it?
Julia: No It's as if my body was trying to tell me something important was happening
Theo (Shrugs his shoulders): Oh well Hopefully your back will feel better
Julia: Indeed.
They begin to eat breakfast in silence. They don't say a word for three minutes, until Julia breaks it.
Julia: Want to have some 'fun' Theo?
Theo (Drinks his coffee): Hmm?
Julia: Sex Theo.
Theo begins to choke on his coffee. Once he calms down, he looks at Julia.
Theo: What?
Julia: Sex. Now!
Without another word, Julia grabs Theo, and tosses him over her shoulder. She carries him out of the kitchen and makes her way upstairs; all the while she hums a merry little ditty to herself.
Theo (Blinks): What brought this on?
Meanwhile, downstairs in the Diggers Girls' mansion, Brianna looks up from her workbench.
Brianna: Hmm Someone is having fun again I can feel it in my bones, as if it were me that was having fun Hmm
Brianna thinks about it. She just shrugs her shoulders, and gets a devilish smile on her face.
Brianna: Maybe S ance and Genn would like to have some fun tonight Eh heh heh heh
Up-stairs, Genn and S ance get a simultaneous chill up their spine. Perhaps now would be a good time for them to take an extended trip somewhere far, far away from Brianna. Like Jade, the Undead Realm, Atlantis, heck even Detroit is better at the moment than the Diggers mansion is now
Genn: Should we be running?
S ance: Yes.
Genn and S ance start running towards the main entrance to the Diggers girls' mansion. They have to get away and FAST!
S ance: We're almost there!
Genn: Yeah! Hurry S ance! HURRY!
They almost make it to the door, when the floor opens up and Brianna pops up.
Brianna: Going somewhere boys?
S ance Genn: ACK!
Brianna: Now why are you acting like that? Trying to run away and all it looks like you two will have to be (Gets a dangerous glint to her eyes). 'Punished' Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
S ance (Teary-eyed): We're doomed
Genn (Teary-eyed): It was nice knowing you S ance
We go to a pan-shot of the Diggers girls' mansion. We hear a simultaneous scream of sheer horror from Genn and S ance, and we hear thunderous laughter from that sounds like Brianna.
Also in the Earth Realm, on Japanese continent, specifically the district of Juuban, Tokyo, we see Nodoka Saotome sitting at a table on the patio of her home while she takes a sip from a cup of tea. A small smile adorns her lips.
Nodoka: I don't know why, but I have a feeling my son is being VERY manly Sigh I miss my son so much I hope I'll se him soon.
Nodoka goes back to sipping from her tea. In the back round we see Happosai with his bundle. He is running from a mob of angry women.
Happosai: WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAUL!
Woman #1: COME BACK HERE THIEF!
Woman #2: PERVERT!
Woman #3: PEEPING TOM!
Woman #4: TROLL!
Woman #5: OOMPA LOOMPA!
Happosai: HEY! I AM NOT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!
Happosai continues to run from the female horde.
Meanwhile, in another part of Tokyo, in a certain temple, the Three Norns are having a very important meeting with a certain goddess of luck.
Urd: So Kishijoten
Kishijoten: Yes?
Urd: Got any threes?
Kishijoten (Smirks): GO FISH!
Urd: DAMN IT!
Belldandy: Now, now sister Don't be so upset
Skuld (Eating from a bowl of ice cream): What is it with those two and that game Belldandy?
Belldandy: Urd has some crazy notion that she has to beat the goddess of luck at a game that is luck and in a sense, 'skill'.
Skuld: Oh Okay Well, what's that guy doing here?
Skuld points to Sabbo, who is sitting across the table from her, and is also eating a bowl of ice cream.
Belldandy (Blinks): I have no idea
Sabbo: You know this is some good stuff.
Urd: Got any tens?
Kishijoten: Go fish.
Urd: DAMN IT!
Suddenly, Keiichi steps into the entrance way in the kitchen area of the temple. His eyes widen in shock as he sees the huge stacks of cards piled high in the room
Keiichi: ACK! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?
Belldandy: Not to worry Keiichi! Urd and her friend are just having their fun.
Urd: Got any sevens?
Kishijoten (Smiles): Go fish.
Urd: KAMI-SAMA DAMN IT!
Lightning crashing and thunder roaring are heard in the back round.
Urd (Looks up): Sorry boss
Back in the Jade Realm, Ranma, Britanny, and Sheila continue to travel south. They are getting closer and closer to Nira.
Britanny: How much further?
Sheila: Once we reach the next city, I'd say we have another good two weeks worth of travel ahead of us.
Ranma: Two weeks?
Sheila: Yes.
Ranma: Hmm Perhaps we can take the time to do more training with you two.
Britanny: YAY! I want to do more 'training' with you Ranchan! Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranma (Sweat-drops): I mean actual training Britchan
Britanny (Pouts): Shoot. Oh well. When we get to the next town we can sleep in nice comfy beds, and have our fun in those Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sheila: Yeah Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranma: Um
Britanny Sheila: Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranma (Many Sweat-drops): Looks like there's no getting out of this one
End Chapter 31
Next Time: Ranma, Britanny, and Sheila FINALLY make it to Nira But what's this? Why is Sheila so upset with seeing the Ninth Weaponsmaster?
Author's note: I'd like to take the time to thank the author Cory D. Rose for the idea of how to open this chapter, and Thrythlind for his input.
Author's special note: Also, try reading Cory's Ranma Gold Digger fanfiction: "Golden Opportunity". It's extremely well done. And Thrythlind's Ranma Gold Digger fanfiction: "Ranma Neko" is also very good.
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