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A Nerimian Side Story: Heaven Comes to Nerima (but Wait Don't You Mean to Say Hell?)
An Omake provided by Shadow Cat, (and 'revised' and reworked by Good ol' RedPriest17!)
Nabiki sat at her seat, while massaging her temples. Going over all the events that preceded her current dilemma.
It has been nearly a year now since Ranma disappeared. Try as she might, she can't find hide nor hair of the pig-tailed martial artist. It's as if he just vanished off the face of the earth. If only she knew how right she was on that fact. In the months that followed Ranma's departure things started going down hill as Nerima returned to a state similar to what it was prior to the cursed martial artist's arrival and the chaos that followed him.
The 'Hentai Horde' returned when it became obvious that Ranma had left for good. Though it was smaller than before. Apparently not all the males of Furinkan thought with only their libidos. After seeing how Akane treated Ranma, whom many thought she cared for, the boys realized that dating her would be hazardous to their health. Here was a girl that could hurt Ranma. She could 'hurt' Ranma, the guy who had survived bombs, bokkens, ki blasts, supreme/insane/stupid martial arts techniques, old martial artists with hundreds of years of experience, weirdoes from all over China, cute girls glomping him, buildings collapsing on him, and enough chaos to kill any other 'normal' human many times over. Most of the boys knew that there was no chance in hell that they could have lived through all that and still be sane; let alone alive.
The Nekohanten had also closed down. That came as no surprise though since the Amazons came only for Ranma. With him gone they had no reason to stick around. Many people would miss the good food and pretty waitress though. The Nekohanten wasn't the only shop to close up after Ranma left.
Though that wasn't the end of the of the Amazon's influence in Nerima; not by a long shot Nabiki has been paid a handsome sum every so often to keep Cologne updated on the situation in Nerima. She does this by special rained carrier pigeons the Amazons have. All Nabiki has to do it write a detailed letter to Cologne about Nerima's status, out it into a holder that is on the leg of the carrier pigeon, and let the bird be on it's way. But to be honest, if it weren't for the fact it's easy yen for work she already does, Nabiki wouldn't have bothered sending the information to the Elder Amazon.
A few months after the Amazons left the Ucchan's also closed. The head chef, proprietress, and waitress Ukyo Kuonji also took off for parts unknown. In Ranma's absence, Ukyo had taken upon herself to protect the title of Nerima's Best Martial Artist. In particular to keep it out of the hands of Nabiki's own little sister Akane.
At first she was doing fine. But when Akane began claiming the title for herself, Ukyo stepped in and challenged Akane for it. Needless to say, Ukyo beat Akane soundly. It was quiet for a few weeks or so then Akane started constantly challenging Ukyo for the title. Just like Ryoga always did to Ranma, save Ukyo didn't get any breathers between challenges since Akane didn't get lost like the Eternally Lost Boy. Ukyo's business began to suffer as a result. Akane always coming in and challenging her, causing a ruckus at the Ucchan's
It had come down to Ukyo challenging Akane for one last battle. If Ukyo won then Akane would swear on her honor never to challenge her for the title again, nor would she attack her ever again. And if Akane won she got the title of Nerima's Greatest Martial Artist for all time.
Akane lost.
Akane lost badly.
Actually saying she lost badly was a bit of an understatement.
Let's just say she was bedridden for about two weeks.
And one of those weeks she couldn't move without feeling lots of pain.
Like it was said, Akane lost badly.
Very badly
Though to Akane's credit she did last longer than usual. This might have been due to the fact that Ukyo decided to use this opportunity to 'vent' some of her frustrations.
Ukyo had a lot of frustrations to 'vent'.
A LOT of frustrations
Nabiki gave a disgruntled sigh. She couldn't really fault Ukyo. Akane deserved what she got. Nabiki loved her family, and normally would do something about those who hurt them. In this instance there wasn't much she could do. Akane had challenged Ukyo. Ukyo was well within her right to defend herself, especially since Akane couldn't seem to grasp the concept of losing. She just had to keep getting up and being stubborn. If only she would have quit while she was ahead. She would have only spent a few days at home sore, but not seriously hurt.
Nabiki smirked slightly. She didn't have to do anything about Ukyo once word got out. Kuno went on a rampage and started attacking the cross-dressing chef. Though capable of handling Kuno, Ukyo wasn't able to keep things up. And when Ryoga learnt of Akane's defeat Well let's just say the Ucchan's started serving a lot of construction workers after that. Yet in the end, between the attacks from Kuno and Ryoga, (when he actually made it there) as well as Akane who claimed that Ukyo cheated and thus she didn't have to keep her word, the Ucchan's had to close. Ukyo could not make a profit when lunatics kept destroying her home and business and driving all the customers away, since they feared for their lives.
So in the end two of Nerima's most famous restaurants went out of business. Akane claimed the title of Greatest Martial Artist since she 'drove' Ukyo away.
Ryoga occasionally stopped by, still on his quest for vengeance. Surprisingly Ryoga has yet to run into Ranma despite all the time he's been searching and not anywhere where Ryoga managed to get lost at. Though he had the strangest tales to tell Stuff about a Library that holds all the information in the world, an army base that's run entirely by leprechauns, a palace under the ocean, a forest filled with werewolves, and another strange school If she remembers correctly, Ryoga called the place "Qugmire High School"; which is similar to how Nerima used to be when Ranma was around It has supreme martial artists, ninjas, mad scientist teachers, extreme rat exterminators, robots of all sizes, super heroines, witches, aliens that look like skunk-people, (which Nabiki highly doubts; there's no possibility of life beyond the stars, is there?) time-travelers, and occasionally, there's this evil overlord of a time-traveling dog that appears with this beefed-up-beyond-belief, dumb-as-dirt person
Nabiki indeed thinks all that strange But hey She's been around Ranma She knows that even the most impossible sounding things are indeed possible
Nope, despite all her contacts and for no small amount of effort, (or money spent) Nabiki was no closer to finding Ranma than anyone else. She suspected that Ranma's mother Nodoka knew. And possibly Kasumi But trying to get anything out of the Saotome matriarch would be futile, as would trying to ask Kasumi, if she knew that is. Kasumi did spend some time with 'Auntie' after Ranma left. And Nabiki was pretty sure that Ranma might have gone to his mother's before he left. Though she wasn't sure about that, because of the seppuku pledge. Neither could she go to her elder sister's beau. Doctor Tofu. The man was a harder nut to crack than any one else she ever met. The doctor was the first place she went when she began searching for Ranma. When Ranma left the dojo he wasn't in the best of shape. Most likely he would have gone to the clinic before hand. And from what she could get from Tofu was that he did see Ranma before he left. Whether Tofu knew where the aqua-transsexual martial artist went afterwards, she would never know.
So things fell into a routine similar to before Ranma came. Kuno and the Hentai Horde would attack Akane. Nabiki spent her time making money. Kasumi spent her time keeping the house. Yet this time there were some noticeable differences. Ryoga would occasionally wander into town. Kasumi seemed more cheerful and spent time with her fianc e. And 'Uncle' Genma got drunk with her father nearly every night, bemoaning the fates of the schools and his honorless son. And Happosai continued to raid the women of Nerima to relieve them of their undergarments. Though he's been hanging more around the Juuban district than the Nerima district lately
And that was how things would most likely have been until Ranma returned, if he ever did. That is until another young man transferred into Furinkan shortly after Ukyo left. And this is what brought her to her current predicament.
Namely one Asmodeus Lotte.
From what she could gather Ozzy, as he liked to be called, was a foreign exchange student. Of medium height or so, standing a little more than an inch taller than herself. He had dark brownish-black hair that was nearly shoulder length and a bit wild in the back. He also had brown eyes and dressed in loose comfortable clothes. Typically he wore slacks, a light jacket, which he kept open, and a simple plain color shirt underneath. He also had a pair of amber spectacles and constantly wore a leather hat, which reminded her of a caddie's hat at the local country club. Though she had to admit it definitely looked good on him. Given his accent, mode of dress, and hobbies he was most likely an American. Though for an American he was well versed in nuances of the Japanese culture and if it wasn't for some of his mannerisms he could have passed as Japanese. He spoke with barely an accent.
Unlike the previous exchange or transfer students that had come to Furinkan High, Ozzy was not a martial artist Or a cross-dresser Or cursed He was for the most part 'normal'. And probably wouldn't have garnered as much interest as he did, if it wasn't for one little, teensy, eensy, little thing. He was a smart ass. Also an intelligent young man with a "Devil May Care" personality who didn't have a thing against telling people how it was. Especially if he didn't like them Those he did befriend, he would be good natured and friendly with. Those he didn't Well Let's just say that he could be as tactless as Ranma. Though unlike Ranma, Ozzy knew what he was doing.
For a guy who said he wasn't a martial artist he seems to love to pick fights. Funny thing though was that whenever anyone had ever attacked him; be it Principal Kuno, his son Tatewaki, Akane, or even Happosai something always seemed to happen to the attacker.
Kuno would always trip on his robes when he charged. Or he would stumble on a rock or some other such object which he could have normally avoid and end up knocking himself out. Akane was also in similar straits. Every time he would get her angry she would end up falling on her face after tripping on something or another.
Nabiki at first, (and this is what most people thought) that he just had to be 'really lucky'. Kuno was a surprise but Nabiki was aware of what a clutz Akane could be. There were many times he almost got creamed by either her little sister or Kuno. Yet every time he would manage to get out of it by dumb luck, incidentally leaving his attacker looking a fool. Though in Kuno's case that wasn't saying much, now was it?
Nabiki probably wouldn't have thought any more of it. Actually since Ozzy came she was making a little more money. People were taking bets on who would attack him next, how long they would last before they knocked themselves out, and finally what it would be that caused it. Though the odds and variables were great Nabiki and her associates managed to work out a system that gained her a decent profit most of the time.
She would have left things be if it wasn't for a few 'peculiar' incidents. Things that were more in standing with the chaos associated with Ranma. Nabiki thought back to a time that Kuno had accosted Ozzy in the back playing field
-=BEGIN FLASHBACK=-
Kuno is seen standing at one end of an empty lot; bokken in his hand. He stands in a relaxed position. Bokken pointed out to the side. He seems to be angry, but also he seems to be contemplating his words. At the other end of the lot stands Ozzy. Arms crossed in front him, a fiddle in one hand and a bow in the other. His hat is pulled low obscuring his eyes but it is apparent by the frown upon his face that he is not happy.
Ozzy: What do you want of me Kuno-sempai? I have tasks that must be seen to before I retire for the evening. I cannot brook any delays unless it is necessary.
Kuno: So you are capable of civilized speech, peasant.
Ozzy: You dragged me here to speak Kuno. And if you truly wish to talk, then I shall curb my tongue and grant you the proper courtesy. But if you are simply here to attack my personage then I will be off.
Kuno: Nay, I doth wish to give fare warning, villainous creature. For I have divined your true nature and purpose. I wish only to give you the chance to avoid the loss of face. For if you continue in your endeavors I will be forced to act against you, and expose your true form to the ignorant masses you have bewitched. I dare not subject them to such terror if it can be helped.
Ozzy looked up at that. A bemused statement upon his face.
Ozzy: My true nature and purpose, Kuno? Ha! If you had truly 'divined' it then you would not be here as you are. Most likely you have deluded yourself into thinking that I am some demon or such creature, for how else could the 'Mighty Blue Thunder of Furinkan High' fall in defeat constantly?
Kuno: Ha! A demon? You delude yourself fiend! You are not but the spawn of foul magic. The servant of a foul and wretched sorcerer who I have driven away In his embittered defeat he has sent you to harry my own personage as well as that of my true love the 'fierce tigress' Tendo Akane. Know that your interference will not prevent the union of our sacred love nor delay the inevitable reckoning of your foul, decrepit, and unholy master. For the 'Vengeance of Heaven' is slow but sure
At the end of his proclamation Kuno raised his bokken to the sky as a distant rumble of thunder was heard. While Kuno ranted Ozzy shook his head in amusement. As Kuno mentioned his 'fierce tigress' Ozzy's smirk became a sneer. His eyes, now visible as he had lifted the brim of his hat slightly, carried a hard glint to them. No longer filled with a mischievous glint that bespoke of a lighthearted soul. Now there was an eerie darkness that screamed 'DANGEROUS'! Ozzy's eyes took on the look of a very dangerous predator, calculating and precise, ready to pounce as soon as the prey made a mistake. Yet as quickly as the look came, it disappeared. Replaced once more with his normal 'light', though not quite as bright as before. All had gone unnoticed by Kuno, as he was too absorbed in his speech. But one other who was watching this encounter caught it.
Nabiki let her breath go. She hadn't realized that she was holding it till now. The sudden change in Lotte's demeanor. From playful to dangerous, frightened her. For unlike the rest of Furinkan Nabiki knew that Ozzy was hiding something.
Nabiki grew up surrounded by martial artists and fighters. And one does not spend that much time around the like without learning a few things. She knew how to read the threat potential and movements of people. It had helped her set the odds for the fights she ran. Though she could not read those as skilled as others like Ranma or Happosai. She could tell whether or not someone was trained or not. She had had Ozzy watched from time to time. She knew by the way he moved that he had some training of some sort. He moved with a cat like fluidity and grace. No movement wasted. Whether it was martial arts or not she wasn't good enough to tell. Despite his denials at being a martial artist, Nabiki knew he could fight.
One of her factors saw him help out a couple of young girls who were being bothered by a couple of thugs. Ozzy had mouthed off to the bullies when he found them. They had reacted as would be predicted, and attacked the scrawny little thing that Ozzy appeared to be. He had taken both thugs done viciously. Jabs to the throat, kicks to the groin, as well a heavy blow to the back of the head for one, he had laid out the thugs in a few minutes. Though Ozzy sported a few bruises he was fine. Apparently Ozzy knew a little street fighting. And was a dirty fighter at that
So she knew if things came to blows Asmodeus Lotte would not go down without a fight. But unlike the other fighters of the school Ozzy fought with words and wit. Instead of swords and fists. And was usually the winner of such fights. Nabiki respected him for that. He was probably one of the first boys in a long while who actually used his head instead of his fists. It showed intelligence. Also his obvious distaste of her sister gave her even more to consider.
While most of the boys still chased Akane, he was actually quite vocal about criticizing her. Everything she says, does, or other wise takes part in how he badmouthed her. Not to say he always insults her. He does tend to give constructive criticism a lot, but Akane being Akane doesn't take criticism of any sort very well, but we already knew that So he simply insults her these days. Though as Nabiki thought about it, he only does it whenever Akane went on an 'Ego Trip', which unfortunately has been happening a lot lately Nabiki had tried to blackmail or otherwise get back at Ozzy for her sister's sake. But every attempt to dig up dirt, force a fight, or otherwise get control over the boy had ended in failure. Be it because of his strange luck, or that he outwitted her. Her, Nabiki Tendo, the Ice Queen of Furinkan High was outwitted by a happy go lucky gaijin. It was rankling and she had spent more than a month of her free time, (she had more or less cut back on her search for Ranma in the last couple of months) trying everything to get him. She failed. Though in hindsight it wasn't a complete failure. If anything it had taught her a valuable lesson
-=BEGIN FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK=- (Bet you weren't expecting this now huh?)
Nabiki had gotten Ozzy alone behind one the buildings. Ozzy was leaning casually against the wall while tuning his fiddle. Nabiki stood a short distance off. She carried a smug look; today she was going to get him. But before she could speak, Ozzy spoke up.
Ozzy: I know why you're here Miss Tendo. Forget it. You can't intimidate me, blackmail me, or anything You've been unable to find anything on me so you thought that you'd create some dirt, a scandal to trap me within your web. Well I'll tell you once more forget it. No matter what you say about me I will deny it, and the others will believe it. For I have been honest with every student here, since I came. While you have cheated and scammed them for years. I've been honest, helpful, and friendly. Yet you have been nothing but manipulative, sneaky, and conniving. You've lied, cheated, and blackmailed. So whom will the others more likely believe? All I have to say is that I have annoyed you and you in retaliation decided to cause me trouble. People will believe it since after all your reputation dictates that you would do such a thing.
Nabiki stared at Ozzy as he then fiddled with the tuning of his fiddle. He continued to speak.
Ozzy: So whatever trouble you manage to create would blow over quickly. So you see I have nothing to worry about. I am one, whom will not be controlled by your machinations, nor will I bow and scrape to the likes of that spoiled little bitch you call a sister, or the delusional kendoist Kuno.
Plucking a few strings on his fiddle Ozzy continued.
Ozzy: There is nothing here that can bring me under control, so forget about trying. I am no one's pawn.
Ozzy then drew the bow across the fiddle.
Ozzy: Before I leave Miss Tendo, I will leave you with a little bit of advice and a warning. The past cannot be changed, only fudged. What had occurred happened. We can gloss over details, delude ourselves of the truths, or even forget it in its entirety. But it does not change the fact that it occurred. And since it occurred it will be remembered. There are always those who remember the past. Some remember it with fondness, while others with bitterness.
Nabiki: What's your point?
Nabiki huffed. She was frustrated beyond belief. How did he nail her that quickly? Nabiki tried her darndest to keep control of the situation. An attempt she was quickly failing at
Ozzy: My point is that you should try to have fondness associated with yourself when it comes to the past. For there is an old saying. "The past will always come back to haunt you." You had best consider your past and how others may remember it. Because man will always keep his hold on that which he remembers fondly And man sometimes will do whatever is necessary to make the embittered memories fond ones.
Turning away from Nabiki and back to the rest of the school grounds. Asmodeus Lotte began playing the 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' on his fiddle. Before he was out of sight he called back to Nabiki.
Ozzy: You had best consider your ways Nabs. Because the Harbinger of Chaos speaks, it's best to listen
With that Asmodeus walked out of sight, leaving Nabiki to her frustrated and slightly perturbed state. It's not everyday the Ice Queen of Nerima was left out in the cold
-=END FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK=- (We now return you to your regularly scheduled flashback)
Nabiki was momentarily lost in the thought of that incident. That little encounter had got her thinking. She realized that she had made a lot of enemies. Well maybe not that many enemies, but a large group of people who probably wouldn't give damn if anything happened to her either way. There weren't that many who could really hurt her.
Intellectually only a handful could possibly out scheme her, and Ozzy was currently the top of that list. Thankfully he didn't seem to be doing anything, yet. Many more could by physical means. And most wouldn't because Akane would come to her aide. Akane was after all the self-proclaimed greatest martial artist in Nerima. Nabiki knew that there were several people better than Akane. Those that hadn't left were effectively in Akane's hands, even if she didn't know it. Those that left though were not something to worry about, right? After all hadn't they left never to return? But something about that thought bothered Nabiki. The little bit about the past catching up to people stood out in her mind.
Ozzy was right. All one had to do is look at 'Uncle' Genma. That fat panda had all sorts of stuff come back to bite him in the ass since he came to live at the Tendo Dojo, none of it pleasant. Though he didn't suffer as bad as he could since he fostered everything onto Ranma. And Ranma somehow always dealt with whatever the problem was and things went back to normal. Ranma did that for everyone, now that she thought about it. Her father's past, panda man's, even Happosai in one instance He even took care of a few things of his own he wasn't aware of. Nabiki was then snapped out of her contemplation by the sound of Ozzy's voice.
Ozzy's voice came out low and serious. But despite that it carried clear across the field to both where Nabiki hid and where Kuno stood.
Ozzy: Listen Kuno; believe what you will. Because I know what I say won't change that. BUT NEVER EVER REFER TO THAT BITCH AKANE TENDO IN THE FELINE VERNACULAR!
The outburst from Asmodeus was so sudden and unexpected that it caused Nabiki to jump. It also made Kuno stare dumbfounded at the normally emotionless Ozzy. Well Ozzy wasn't emotionless. But most of the time his verbal sparring was done in a matter of fact if not slightly condescending tone. He almost never put any type of anger or heat into his words. So this came as a shock. Kuno began to stutter a protest against the denouncement of his fair 'flower'.
Kuno: Fo Fo How DARE you say such things about
Yet he was quickly silenced as Asmodeus made a violent sweep of his hand and interrupted Kuno's retort.
Ozzy: I DARE BECAUSE I CAN, KUNO. Never ever refer to that spoiled, self-
centered, egotistical, and abusive little brat in the feline vernacular. Sing her praises to those who will listen anyway you want Kuno, but never refer to her in my presence in the feline vernacular. It's an insult to tigers and cats everywhere. If you wish to associate her with any animals then be it the little bitch that she is. Actually don't even do that. It's an insult to bitches everywhere. Between her and Nabiki, I would say the whole family was rotten to the core. But I know better, thankfully. Nabiki can still change, and her sister Kasumi is a saint. The rest though deserved to be lost to the annuls of time. Especially after their last little scandal
Kuno: If you refer to the defeat of the cowardly sorcerer Saotome, then there is no scandal, but for obviously siding with that foul cretin, I the Blue ThundURK!
Ozzy just smirked as a bolt of lightning strikes Kuno's raised bokken. After watching Kuno's body fall to the ground Asmodeus Lotte walked up to the inseminate form of the kendoist. Leaning over and speaking softly so that only the unconscious Kuno could hear him Asmodeus continued and though Kuno couldn't hear the words that where spoken his body still flinched from the tone used.
Ozzy: Oh how we wanted to level Nerima, and especially the Tendo home when it happened. Thankfully we didn't do anything rash. We couldn't believe the callousness and arrogance of you fools. In the end only the many innocent lives that would have suffered because of our wrath spared you at all. But our patience wears thin. I suggest you 'get with the program' and think your life over, though I doubt you'll change. Not really a surprise there. Many won't realize until it's too late, but it just means I can have my 'fun'.
Straightening himself up Ozzy brushed some stray grass of his jacket and turned to leave the lot. Speaking up once again, Ozzy's usual laughter and mirth returned to his voice as he continued to talk to Kuno.
Ozzy: But you're right Kuno. For once your right The vengeance of heaven is slow, but sure. It is so that those who are to be punished will be and the innocent will survive. Yet events are set in motion for the downfall of those who deserve to fall well in advance. Already things are about to come full circle. Yet heaven is merciful, you all will have chance to repent. But be ready if you don't for payback's a bitch Kuno And she's bringing friends Hahahaaaa
Laughing heartily Ozzy left for his current residence as Nabiki slumped down in her hiding place. She hadn't heard what the young man said to Kuno, nor did she understand where the lightning came from. Though she could chalk that up to the coincidence that seems to always be in the gaijins favor.
It was the rest of the conversation, or more precisely Ozzy's lecturing, that troubled her. As she walked home, Nabiki was deep in thought. Ozzy apparently knew a lot more about what's been going on than she had originally thought. There were things she had to talk to him about. How did he know about Kasumi? Of course he probably asked around, then there was the fact that he's been seen visiting Tofu's clinic after a few close calls with either Kuno or Akane.
Yet some of the things he said sounded like one of Kuno's rants. Could it have been him just mocking Kuno? Many times over the last few month's Ozzy would denounce Kuno or mock him using the same prose and pompous way that Kuno generally spoke. Yet there seemed to be something odd about how he spoke. He spoke with conviction and confidence as if he knew exactly what he was saying. But what truly struck her odd was the comment about payback and things coming full circle. What did he mean by that exactly?
Shaking herself out of her heavy thinking. Nabiki pushed it all aside. Now that she thought of it, Lotte probably knew she was nearby and decided to mess with her head. The comments about her family were simply a jab at her. It was no secret Ozzy disdained Nabiki and treated her coldly. Not as bad as he did Akane who he seemed to verbally revile. At least the smart ass complimented Nabiki occasionally. Sincerely at that too Mostly on her intellect, and skills. Even her appearance as well He just criticized everything else, her cold personality, her morals, etc.
It was also no secret she was looking for Ranma. Also it was, more or less known by many the circumstances that had lead to Ranma's departure. Ukyo had done her best to see the truth was known. He could easily have spun that into Ranma's return for his vengeance, as Lotte seemed to be hinting. He was devious little mischief-maker. It was probably the reason she respected, if not liked the boy. He was obviously as smart as she was. Knew his limits. And knew when to "hold them, when to fold them, when to walk away, and when to run!"
He was also the closest thing to a friend that she had in a long while. In the months since his appearance he had managed to hang around with Nabiki and her factors. For the most part he simply annoyed the group by being a smart ass. But sometimes Nabiki would realize things she would have normally missed if it weren't for the verbal sniping he sent her way. And whenever she did look at him he was smiling good-naturedly. As if to say 'I think you would you rather be part of the joke than the joke.'
Nabiki finally arrived home and went in. Thoughts of Asmodeus Lotte and his encounter with Kuno temporarily shelved. Besides things never made sense when that gaijin was involved
-=END FLASHBACK=- (Finally. That was a long one, wasn't it?)
Oh yes Nabiki thought, it was a strange incident. One of the top ones involving the odd gaijin; the other one of note happened only a few weeks back. It was noticeably odd; in that Ozzy managed to make Happosai back off. No one knows how, and all you could get out of Ozzy was; "Now that is a secret." As for asking Happosai, well Happi had gone and set up camp in Juuban, intent on liberating his silky darlings.
As for the encounter with Happi, well that was an odd event. Happi had returned from one of his raids to harass Furinkan High once again, when his path had crossed with Ozzy. Ozzy started mouthing off at the little lech.
Of course Happi wasn't going to just stand for it. Though before he could pull off any martial maneuvers that would probably send young Ozzy off to who-knows-where, Ozzy said something concerning the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts Yang Sect. Nabiki had thought that odd. For all she knew there were the Saotome School and the Tendo School, plus whatever the perv's was. Apparently whatever Ozzy said had some effect on Happosai. Enough to get Happosai angry enough to produce a massive battle aura, similar to the one he created when he first fought Ranma. Happi had jumped towards Ozzy and grabbed his collar to stare him straight in the eye. The next moment though had everyone seeing Happi several yards away. He was just standing there. A slight eye twitch was the only movement visible. Happi had also gone quite pale. Before anything could be said about the matter Ozzy had spoken up.
Ozzy: I'm no concern of yours for the moment, gramps. So just stay clear of my path. Actually since you're looking a little pale why don't you take a something of a small vacation? I hear Aza Juuban has plenty of cute girls in short skirts. Maybe you should spend a month or so there before you come back Ciaow!
And with that said Ozzy had returned to his normal routine and Happi surprisingly took off for Juuban, where he's been since. Nabiki had no idea what happened. Ozzy wouldn't say and Happosai was unavailable. Nabiki did manage get some info though. Someone standing near Ozzy had thought they saw a strange glow from his face when Happi was staring him down. It was hard to tell since Happosai aura was so bright, but the girl would swear there was a pale bluish glow emanating from Asmodeus's face. It seemed focus around his eyes and forehead.
Not much more could be gathered though and Nabiki chalked it up as another to the mystery that was Asmodeus Lotte.
Nabiki lifted her head. She had caught sight of Hiroshi and Daisuke lugging a TV out towards the utility shed. She began wondering what was up when she also spied Akane's friends Yuka and Sayuri. They were carrying several blankets and what appeared to a couple of picnic baskets. Behind them were Ozzy, Gosunkugi, plus several other students, also carrying various items. Her curiosity piqued, Nabiki headed down to the fields to see what was up. She had gut feeling that some of the mysteries around Asmodeus Lotte were about to be revealed. She had learned to trust these feelings. Unfortunately her gut was also telling her that she's about to find out some things she wish she hadn't.
Ozzy whistled happily as the others started getting things together. After his many months in Nerima he was finally ready end his stay. Though he would miss many of the students that he befriended, Ozzy couldn't stick around for much longer. Soon his avatar would return. And Nerima definitely couldn't handle that much chaos at once. Well at least not until after the situation with the Arks had been resolved.
Signaling that he heard him, Ozzy motioned for Hiroshi and Daisuke to help the others setting up the food and blankets. This little party Ozzy had organized was to give his friends, as well as the school a bit of a treat. And one heck of a surprise, particularly when Ozzy's special guests arrived. Oh what a surprise that will be Brushing his hands Ozzy stood up to admire his work. No one knew how or when he managed to get the equipment to the field, but it was there. A small stage with several speakers and instruments; Drums, keyboard, guitars as well as couple of maracas and tambourines for accompaniment
Smiling fondly for a moment, Ozzy remembered the first few months of his stay. It was in that time he befriended Hiroshi and Daisuke, a couple of cool guys whom were fun loving, and mischievous, if not slightly perverted. Ozzy had quickly endeared himself to the pair of laid-back teens. Shortly after that he had netted both Sayuri and Yuka with his antics. And with the surprising addition of Gosunkugi Hikaru or "Gos" as he came to be called, Ozzy created a small close knit group of friends. Of course they had benefited from his presence, even if they weren't quite aware of it.
Ozzy had pulled Gos out of his 'nobody notices me' form of depression and made him a little more open. He was still somewhat fixated on Akane, but it wasn't bordering on obsession like it was before. Ozzy had also managed to rid him of his dislike of Ranma, well to a fair degree. In fact Gos had a knack for playing the drums, (probably a side of effect of all the times he pounded on the trees with his hammer) and Ozzy had along with the others formed a small 'rock' band.
Calling themselves the 'Ocelots' a take off of Ozzy Lotte and a type cat of which Ozzy mentioned that he had a fondness for; the group had come along nicely. Yuka had keyboard while Sayuri played the accompaniments. Both also sang. Hiroshi and Daisuke took the lead and bass guitar, or if they were playing any of Ozzy's country songs, they played banjos or steel guitar as was appropriate. Ozzy played whatever he needed, but mostly his fiddle. He also sang lead on many of the band's songs.
The band actually did fairly well and had some good talent. Surprising talent, but talent nonetheless. Nabiki had on more than one occasion tried to get them to sign her as manager. But as it being Ozzy's band the others deferred to him. He refused her offer several times, stating simply that the band wasn't ready and neither was she.
Ozzy smiled at that, whenever he said that to Nabs she always got this confused statement on her face. Laughing quietly to himself Ozzy made one last check of the equipment as Nabiki walked up to him. Not even looking up from his work Ozzy addressed her in a cheerful manner.
Ozzy: Well Nabs good to see ya. I was just about to send some people to look for you. I mean you are more than welcome to join us at this little party. Actually I do believe that you 'should' join us.
And before Nabiki could get a word in edgewise Ozzy had stood, grabbing his fiddle. He had some time warm up before his 'Aunt' and the others arrive.
Ozzy: Now if you may pardon me for a moment, I do believe I have a few minutes to warm up before my guests arrive. And 'Auntie' would surely be disappointed if I didn't give her my best, so if you would excuse.
And with that Ozzy took off. Sawing on his fiddle as he danced through the crowd. And as he whirled and leapt among the throngs his music filled the air. When he landed on one of the empty tabled he started quick little jig. Still playing every movement was in tune with fiddle. There was not a single moment of hesitation or discord on his part, be it in the sawing of the fiddle or the movements of his feet. Like a whirling dervish he flowed through the crowds, his open jacket flying out behind him like a cape. When he had finished Ozzy had stopped in front of the television that Hiroshi and Daisuke dragged out earlier. Taking his hat in one hand he made a low sweeping bow.
The gathered students and a couple of teachers who had wandered by stared in awe for a moment. No one could remember any one ever moving like that before. Well except for Ranma when he was in a fight. But unlike Ranma whose fluidity and grace in battle gave others the feeling of a large sleek predator toying with its prey, Ozzy's movements evoked the image of something a lot more peaceful. Like gazelle, deer or housecats (Boy how wrong they are. If only they knew.)
The sound of clapping broke the spell. And many heads turned as one to look at the intrusion. Two strange women stood at the back of the group, both appeared to be in their late 20's to early 30. Both were undeniably beautiful.
One was a pale Oriental woman with red lips and light blue hair that reached just below her waist. She was wearing black slacks and a blouse with gold and white lotus prints on it. She also wore a necklace made of coins, each stamped with a symbol of the zodiac.
The other woman, who happened to be clapping, wasn't Oriental. She didn't even appear Asian for that matter. Her skin was dark and her hair black and straight. Her hair was about shoulder length. She wore dress pants and a blouse. Tan were the pants and the blouse was a light blue. She also had several pieces of jewelry, (bracelets, necklaces, and earrings) of gold. Everything spoke of elegance, cats, and most of the students recognized the jewelry as bearing Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Gaijin woman (Clapping): Nephew that was most wonderful. A tribute to your dear 'Auntie', right Shadow Cat?
Straightening his body from his bow, Ozzy or more precisely Shadow Cat, smiled.
Shadow Cat: Of course Auntie Bast as always its pleasure to see you. And to you as well Lady Kishijoten.
The Oriental woman perked up at the mentioning of her name. Pouting playfully.
Kishijoten: Now, now little kitty. It's 'Little Kishi' or have you already forgotten?
Shadow Cat: Sigh. Of course, I'm sorry 'Little Kishi'.
Kishijoten: That's better. So what's with all the decorations, are you throwing a party? And is so, what for?
Cocking his head to the side. Shadow Cat smiled an evil little smile.
Shadow Cat: Well, 'Little Kishi', you see that
Wagging her finger threateningly at Shadow Cat, Bast interjected quickly.
Bast (Waving a finger at Shadow Cat): If you tell us 'Now that it is a secret?' little man, I will personally kick your cute little behind from here to Cairo and back again! Do I make myself clear?
Laughing sheepishly, Shadow Cat scratched the back of his head.
Shadow Cat (Scratches back of head): Of course Auntie. As for the question I am throwing a party. The reasons why though are many. But before I get into that, and introduce everyone here. Just got to ask one thing though.
Bast: What's that, dearie?
Bast then turned, picking over a tray of quaint little appetizers.
Bast: Darn it all where's the ice cream? You should know better than to throw a party without ice cream. Especially when you invited me to it
Shadow Cat: Oh simply where's Urd. I would rather like to introduce everyone first and get the ground rules down before start.
Kishijoten spoke up.
Kishijoten: She said she would be right behind us. So she should be here about
Pulling a coin from her pockets she gives it a flip. Catching it she, she takes a moment check it before looking up.
Kishijoten: NOW!
As if on cue the television behind Shadow Cat turns on in a bright flare of light. Quickly turning about Shadow Cat was surprised when a pair of shapely-bronzed legs shot pass his head. Having only enough time for an unintelligible huh. Shadow Cat was knocked down when the rest of the body came through landing atop of him. A body of a bronzed skin, undeniably sexy, platinum haired woman who appeared to be 23 or so.
Urd realized a little late, or more precisely when she hit something on the way out, that she shouldn't have rushed her teleport spell. Thankfully whatever it was she had hit was soft, and surprisingly comfortable. And also apparently alive if the squirming was any indication. ALIVE!? Urd quickly looked down and between her legs and stared.
Shadow Cat tried not blush too much. He also tried to avert his gaze, and thankfully managed that. Instead of looking up Urd's admittedly short skirt he instead ended up staring into her blushing face.
Off on the sidelines the rest of the peanut gallery and the goddesses looked on.
Nabiki (Mutters): I'd put even money that if Ranma was here, the exact same thing would have happened
Daisuke (To Hiroshi): Damn, wish I was him.
Hiroshi nodded in agreement not taking his eyes off of the young woman who came through the TV screen. Yuka and Sayuri promptly smacked both boys respectively for the comment. Actually this scene was repeated with some variation among the group.
Kishijoten looked at the pair on the ground then to Bast.
Kishijoten: You know, you're right they do make a cute couple
Bast simply nodded her head sagely.
Bast: Told you so. Now if only they would stop pussy-footing around and get together permanently
Following that particular remark, the two divinities on the ground remembered their predicament and were both now standing, making it a point to look away from one another.
Shadow Cat: Ahem, Auntie we're not like that.
Bast: Yet. I'm well aware, nephew
Shadow Cat: Sigh Have you forgotten Auntie? I have Felicia. We're quite happy you know.
Bast: I know dear, I saw her before I came over. She's not averse to sharing you know.
Shadow Cat (Blushes): Cough, cough Um Can we get back to the business at hand please?
Bast: That reminds me. She wants to know when you'll be getting back. She's been a little lonely.
Shadow Cat: Tell her I'll be home by week's end. I need to wrap up a few things after this party.
Bast: That's good to hear. She was telling me that she had this terrible itch. She also said that you were the only one who would be able to
Shadow Cat: COUGH, HACK, COUGH, HACK, COUGH!
Blushing furiously Shadow Cat continued.
Shadow Cat: Excuse me for interrupting 'Auntie' but I think I should get the introductions out of the way so we can officially start this party.
Jumping on to the stage Shadow Cat cleared his throat.
Shadow Cat: Ahem, attention everybody before we begin I need to explain a few things.
"Yeah, I would think so." Was heard from the crowd. Whoever said that, got a murmur of agreement form the rest of the gathered crowd. This was Furinkan after all, so they were used to odd occurrences. Yet this was starting feel odd even to them. Cute girls always ended up coming to the school, that they could accept, actually a little more than half the population anticipated these events with bated breath. Pretty girls coming through walls, falling from the sky, even guys who turned into cute girls. All these things they could believe. But a girl coming out of a television, now this was getting a little far fetched even by their standards.
Shadow Cat: Well, first let me introduce my guests, hopefully that will answer some of your questions.
Shadow Cat then motions towards Bast.
Shadow Cat: This is my 'aunt' Bastet. Goddess First Class, Unlimited! Egyptian Goddess of pleasure, and Protector of young men, pregnant women, and children. As well as the Patron of Cats
Bast: A pleasure I'm surrre. You may call me Bast.
Bast bowed her head in greeting, momentarily producing a tail and a pair of cat ears.
Shadow Cat: This as you may have guessed is Kishijoten. Goddess First Class, Unlimited! And your nation's very own Goddess of Luck!
Kishijoten: Please, just call me 'Little Kishi'!
Kishijoten was smiling cutely at the gathered throng of students.
Shadow Cat: And this is Urd.
There was a moment of silence.
Urd: Hey, how come I didn't get a proper and full introduction?
Shadow Cat: Because you knocked me to the ground.
Urd: It was your fault for standing there in the first place, cat-boy!
Shadow Cat: Well, you should watch were your teleporting, hell you make a better Demoness than Goddess!
Urd (Glares): What!? Why you flea-bitten, mangy little furball! I'll have you know I was system administrator for the Yrrgdrasil System.
Shadow Cat: Yeah and you screwed that up big time I hear
Urd: I did not!
Shadow Cat: Did, too.
Urd: Did, not!
Shadow Cat: Did, too.
Urd: NOT!
Shadow Cat: DID!
Urd: NOT!
Shadow Cat: DID!
Urd: NOT!
Shadow Cat: DID!
And with each successive retort the two bickering divinities got closer and closer until they were literally screaming into each other's faces. After a moment more it turned into a glaring contest. Some ten minutes or so later at the polite cough of Bast, Urd and Shadow Cat became quite aware of what they were doing and quickly turned aware from another. Both attempted to hide a slight blush.
Shadow Cat: Ahem, my apologies Urd.
Urd: Accepted, please continue.
Shadow Cat: Thank you. Folks this is Urd. Goddess Second Class, Limited. She's the Goddess of the Past and one of the three Norns.
Urd: You forgot to mention that I'm also the Cupid of Love!
Shadow Cat: Yeah, whatever. And I, well you folks know me as Asmodeus Lotte. In fact that's simply an alias I go by on occasion. (Bows). Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Shadow Cat. God First Class, Limited! God of mischief, meddling, and chaos. I am also the Harbinger of Chaos and Patron of all things cute, small, fluffy, and plush!
Shadow Cat then looked towards the ground sheepishly.
Shadow Cat: Ahem, please don't ask about that last bit. I'm not too sure about it myself (Smiling brightly at the group). Now, let's get this party started!
Male voice: WAIT!
Everyone's attention was then taken to the rear of the utility shed. The see a fat man that's wearing a Hawaiian grass-skirt, a bright blue Hawaiian shirt with palm leave designs, a pair of traditional Japanese raised sandals, and a wooden mask over his face.
Nabiki (Blinks): Principal Kuno?
Man: Nope! The 'big kahuna' is a bit tied up at the moment.
So saying, the Hawaiian points up. The students see The Principal tied up, and hung from the ceiling. There are pouches of candy glued to him.
Man: Now Let's get this started with a fun Mexican tradition The pi ata!
There is a bit of cheering, and the fat Hawaiian then tosses a bunch of sticks to people. The man disappears fro, his spot and reappears next to Shadow Cat, handing him a stick.
Man: Care to take a shot Shadow Cat?
Shadow Cat (Smirks): Well, well I wasn't expecting to see you here What brings you to this plane of existence Sabbo? Shouldn't you be the in Jade Realm?
Sabbo (Shrugs his shoulders): What can I say? I'm here on a break And I'm waiting for Ranma to go and get the last Ark. He sure is taking his sweet time, I'll tell you
Shadow Cat nods his head. We see the blindfolded duo of Bast and Kishijoten taking swings at Principal Kuno, as Urd pulls on the rope; raising and lowering the Principal into the air.
Principal Kuno: I BE TELLIN' YA, THIS BE INSUBORDINATION!
Bast then manages to hit Principal Kuno in the face, producing a loud 'whap' sound.
And so the party went off without much trouble. Everyone had a good time. Especially after it moved to the gymnasium. Apparently Shadow Cat's small get together ended up a fully blown rave. Things really got swinging when the Divinities started conjuring up sweets and other foodstuffs in the gym, since there wasn't enough food for every one.
One particular moment was when Hinako-sensei came down to punish all the 'delinquents'. Thankfully she was in her child form and was easily distracted into having an ice-cream eating contest with Bast. Hinako was currently passed out in a giant ice cream dish. Hopefully when she recovers she'll know better than to get between a dish of cream, (frozen or otherwise) and a cat, (divine or otherwise). Also Kuno had come in at some point, believing that every one was celebrating the anniversary of the defeat of the foul sorcerer Saotome. No one bothered to tell him otherwise; he wouldn't have believed it. Nabiki had left after awhile, she had some heavy thinking to do. She only stuck around as late as she did because it was Akane's turn to cook while Kasumi went out with Tofu. Nabs needed an excuse to not go home. A party after school was perfect. She knew that if the claims of godhood were accurate, which they appeared to be, then there was a heaven and probably a hell. She had to take a good hard look at her life.
Though it was funny when Kuno started hitting on Urd. Particularly since she some how got her hands on some sake. A slightly uninhibited Urd being hit on by the delusional Kendoist was sight to behold, especially since Shadow Cat was standing nearby. Kuno was alternately reviling Shadow Cat, and praising Urd.
-=BEGIN FLASHBACK=- (Yippee another flashback.)
Kuno: My silver haired goddess, I will allow you to date me.
Kuno proclaimed that and other sweet words towards Urd. Urd who was slightly drunk at this point gave Kuno an appraising look before looking back at her bottle.
Urd: Nope.
Kuno: Ah No need to fear mine noble presence fair one, for the great Tatewaki Kuno, the 'Blue Thunder of Furinkan High' shall show thee the finest of evenings.
Urd (Shakes her head): Nuh-uh.
Kuno: Surely a maiden as fair as thee is just shy. No doubt my noble presence, which can humble even the mightiest of men, has made you thus.
Looking at Kuno with a 'what the f*ck are you on' raise of her eyebrows, Urd takes another swig of her bottle.
Urd: Nope, not my type.
Kuno: Surely you jest, fair
Kuno was interrupted by Urd's wagging finger in his face.
Urd: See that's my point. I don't like pompous asses, who can't take no, HIC, for an answer. And what's with waving that oversized stick around? Oh wait HIC! I know; you must be compensating for something.
Kuno: I know not what you mean maiden, surely the spirits you have partaken are
Once more Kuno is interrupted when Urd leaned forward to stare him in the face. Standing back, Urd gives Kuno a look over. Before speaking.
Urd: Hmmm Yup, that's it all right. You're carrying that 'big' stick around cause it makes you feel 'big'. That's exactly it. You need some thing to prove your masculinity, since you don't have much else.
Walking up to Kuno, Urd patted him on the cheek.
Urd: Don't worry, hon. I'm sure you'll find a nice girl who won't hold it against you. After all they size doesn't matter. Bye.
Turning away from Kuno, Urd walked away accompanied by Shadow Cat. Kuno remained where he was standing, in shock and currently unresponsive to the rest of the world. The students that had gathered, began to gossip among themselves. Many of the girls started giggling and whispering while pointing at Kuno. Most of the boys gave him sympathetic looks, before laughing at him. After an hour without Kuno even moving an eyelid, someone managed to find Sasuke, (he was hiding under the buffet table with a plate of cake) and Kuno was taken home.
Walking away next to Urd, Shadow Cat turned towards her.
Shadow Cat: You know Urd, that was inhumane, cruel, low, and just, just wrong. You do know that, right?
Urd: So, what about it?
Shadow Cat: Nothing. 'Cept I gotta say you're 'good'. Very good!
Urd (Smirks): Of course.
-=END FLASHBACK=-
There was also the one incident in the beginning when this one guy, co-captain of the kendo club, and head of the Asmodeus Defamation League. (Formerly the Ranma Defamation League). Started dissing, for lack of a better term the possibilities of goddesses or that Ozzy was a god.
-=BEGIN FLASHBACK=- (A short one at that.)
Bast glares at the individual, not at all happy with what he's saying about her 'nephew'. As a ball of energy begins gathering in her hands, the crowd near the idiot in question quickly cleared some space. In a low voice, Bast spoke up.
Bast: I find you lack of faith, disturbing.
At the end of her statement the ball of energy in her hand struck the co-captain. Turning him into a cat. A small orange striped tabby
-=END FLASHBACK=-
No one bothered doubting the claims of Divinity after that. The boy, if you were wondering was returned to human shortly afterwards. Though he immediately headed to the locker rooms. He had to make a quick change of clothes.
Besides those incidents not much else happened during the party. Now the Divinities sat alone in a corner of the gym. Nearly all the other students and staff had left the school. Shadow Cat had said that he could handle the cleanup on his own. A couple of students though did hang around, mostly because Urd got them drunk and they were passed out on the bleachers. Hiroshi and Daisuke were at the buffet trying to finish off the food.
Hiroshi (Stuffing cookies into his mouth): Dis ish great!
Daisuke (Food stuffed into his mouth): Hiroshi! Don't talk wid your mouf full!
Hiroshi nods his head and the two continue eating.
Sabbo was quite a humorous sight to behold. He was lying on his back in the middle of the gymnasium floor; drunk-as-a-Salusian from all the pi a coladas he managed to drink. A good twenty empty pineapple cups and little paper umbrellas surrounded him.
Sabbo (Plastered, sings off-key): "Yes I like pi a coladas Getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne "
Sabbo then burped and his head fell back onto the floor.
As for the Divinities they were relaxing quietly discussing a few things that had needed discussing
Shadow Cat: So, 'Auntie', have you done that favor I asked of you?
Bast: Yes, Shadow Cat dear. The last of the deities who have been supporting the Joketsuzoku Amazons have pulled out. Most had joined me when those bitches orchestrrrated the extinction of the werecheetahs some 20 years ago. The Chinese Amazons will be lucky if they survive the next decade as they are. More likely they won't survive the coming year, since they are now contending with Fauntleroy.
Kishijoten: By the way Shadow Cat, you never did answer my question of why you threw this little party.
Shadow Cat: Well, Kishi-chan, I have a couple of reasons. One, my avatar is nearly ready to receive his true power. He has just to finish this current little ordeal of his 'true' destiny. The second reason was I wanted to give a lot the good people here a little bit of happiness before the coming storm that will break soon. And third, well I always believe in giving people a chance to repent. That's one of the main reasons I came here, to plant the seed of redemption in those who stand a chance. I just hope it takes root before it's too late. Though I'll be honest There are a couple of people who I hope don't redeem themselves. Then I wouldn't be able to have my 'fun' with them. Heeehehehehehee!
Bast (Raises and eyebrow): When did you find an avatar, nephew?
Shadow Cat: Back when you had me alter the Cat-Fist training of 6-year-old boy, some thirteen years ago or so by his fat fool of a father. Remember, you had me replace the demon with an embittered and cranky cat-spirit, (in case it was ever exorcised it would be mistaken for an evil demon) so that when the time comes he will have the cat aspect to his soul so that he can awaken the true power of the Neko-Ken. When I was doing that I got a glimpse of his destiny and potential at chaos. I couldn't resist the opportunity. I had a perfect candidate for an avatar of chaos. Particularly after he went to Jusenkyo.
Kishijoten: Wait, Jusenkyo? You're not talking about my great, great, great (Several minutes later.) Grandson Ranma Saotome are you?
Shadow Cat, Bast, Urd: Your great (A couple of minutes later.) Grandson!?
Urd: Ranma? Hey that's the guy with, HIC, multiple fianc es isn't it? He was a pet project of, HIC, mine Never could figure, HIC, out why I couldn't get him hooked, HIC, up with any of the girls
Shadow Cat, Bast, Kishijoten: Pet Project!?
Waving her hand to get the others attention. Save Urd who had slumped down onto the table, plastered beyond mortal limits.
Bast: Let me see if I got this straight. Here we have a mortal, who is in fact the descendant of the Goddess of Luck, has been prepped for over ten years to be an avatar of two different divinities?
Shadow Cat: You, too Auntie!?
Bast (Nods her head): Yes, it's why I had you alter the Cat-Fist training in the first place. As I was saying And then this mortal has also has had his life influenced by a fourth Divinity? I must say I don't think any thing like this has happened before.
Shadow Cat: Auntie, has there ever been a mortal who was the avatar of more than one god at once?
Bast: I don't believe so. It's too late to undo the gifts either.
Kishijoten: Well, I think my grandson will do just fine. If any one can pull it off, he could. After all he survived Urd's meddling and that has to count for something!
Shadow Cat: Little Kishi is right Auntie. Besides I think things are about to get interesting wouldn't you say?
Bast: Hmm Yesss, Nephew I do believe things will
After a few moments more of the divinities contemplating, they each smiled broadly, and wickedly. Even Urd, though that was for far, far different reasons. They all let loose a maniacal laugh, startling the stragglers from the party. It wasn't often that the good inclined divinities got a chance to laugh maniacally. And they could understand why most villains do so, it was rather cleansing for the soul.
Sabbo (Lifts his head, stares at the Divinities): This can't be good
Sabbo's head then plops back down onto the floor.
Bowing to the other goddesses as he lifted Urd, Shadow Cat bid then adieu
Shadow Cat: Well Auntie, Little Kishi, thanks for coming! I just need to get Urd here home and then I'll clean up the gym.
Bast: We'll take care of the gym, Shadow Cat; I think you'll be too busy with the rest of the night for anything else
Bast, said that last bit lazily as she began to weave a teleport spell around the pair of young divinities.
Shadow Cat: Huh?
That was all that Shadow Cat managed to get out before he faded from sight.
Kishijoten: What are you planning Bast? That teleport spell didn't lead back to the temple.
Bast (Smiles): Nope, it would deposit them right at Shadow's home Or more precisely In the bed, where Felicia happens to be sleeping If this doesn't get me grandnieces and nephews, then I don't know what will!
Kishijoten: Oooooooh, tricky one Bast! I almost feel sorry for the boy Well almost. (Blinks). Say, didn't Aeila do something similar to my great, great (A few minutes later). Great grandson?
Bast (Smiles): Well 'Little Kishi', where do you think she got the idea from?
Kishijoten (Nods her head): Ah I see
And on that note the goddesses disappeared from sight. As Hiroshi and Daisuke who had both volunteered to help clean up, where left alone with the mess.
Hiroshi: Damn it Dai, I thought they were going to help us clean up.
Daisuke: Guess they forgot, come on and grab a mop.
Before either of the boys could begin the cleanup a bright flash of light washed over the gymnasium. Covering their eyes from the glare, the boys opened them to the sight of a perfectly clean and shiny gym. Both boys dropped the mops in their hands. Patting each other on the back as they left the building the two boys learned that one should never ever doubt the words of a deity.
Sabbo blinks his eyes. He's still on the floor, and he's quite shiny and clean. He stands up and looks himself over.
Sabbo: ACK! They waxed me!
Sabbo sniffs the air around him. He then lifts his arms and smells his armpits.
Sabbo: Hey! I smell like a forest! It truly is a miracle what these goddesses can do with their holy powers and just a dab of pine-scented Lysol
So saying, Sabbo then stretches his arms and leaves the gymnasium, slamming the door behind him.
We see the living room of the Saotome Compound; Raphiel sleeps on a couch, with a comforter over him for warmth. His legs stick out over the armrest of the couch slightly.
There is a slight flash of light from the next room. Bast walks out of that room and into the living room. She looks Raphiel over and smiles. Even though he can't hear her, Bast talks to him.
Bast (Watches Raphiel): Don't worry about a thing little werecheetah You'll become 'real' soon enough And your 'destiny' will be revealed as well. Until then please watch over Nodoka.
Bast then walks back into the kitchen. There is once again a slight flash of light. Raphiel then mutters in his sleep.
Raphiel (Smiles): Mmm Tuna
Raphiel then continues to sleep, snoring as he does.
End Omake
Author's Note: Well that was certainly a ride, wasn't it?
I really want to thank Shadow Cat. I had not asked him to do this, he had no obligation to, yet he went and wrote a side-story. And WHAT A SIDE-STORY! He guessed a lot of stuff I was planning.
When he sent this to me before I reworked, and added a few scenes of my own, he had written 22 pages. TWENTY-TWO PAGES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! If that doesn't deserve some recognition, I don't know what does.
So, in honor of Shadow Cat's hard work, this is an official side-story of my Ranma and Gold Digger fic, "Broken Hearts Combined". It takes place during chapters 45 and 46.
And yes, the "Felicia" mentioned in the story is indeed supposed to be the Felicia from Capcom's "Darkstalkers" series.
Hope you enjoyed.
-This is RedPriest17, signing off!
Ciaow!
Shadow Cat, Harbinger of Chaos
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