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November, 11th 2012
"You have a boyfriend?!" Darcy's Mom asked excitedly
Darcy rolled her eyes, "No Ma, this is much more important than my love life."`
"Is something wrong? Did something bad happen in New Mexico? Is someone pregnant?"
"Ma! No, no one is pregnant. Can we just tell you already?"
Jane put her hand up to stop her, "Maybe I should just tell them. Ok so I'm not sure how to say this so I'm just going to say it. So, a couple months ago this guy came to New Mexico and turned out to be Thor and then his brother sent this big robot thing to destroy us and his friends came and stopped it. Then he left and the Erick left with some government agency and then we kind of passed out for a couple minutes. Then we woke and passed out again then in the morning and I was metal and Darcy was invisible. Then these guys showed up and told us we're mutants and we basically have super powers. And that this purple stuff that Darcy can make is called force fields. So, we've been off at a mutant academy training and mastering our powers." Jane said in a rushed tone.
Jane's sister rushed all the children to the third floor and came back into the room, "So…super powers?"
Jane nervously laughed, "Uh… yeah. But, I swear we're still the same people. No changes what so ever."
"Except we're like, indestructible. It's awesome." Darcy said high fiving her brother.
Darcy's mom sprung off the sofa, "No no. It's fine. I'm just happy you're home. You're still our little girls.
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June, 28th 2012
"So you're like, a super hero?" Ashley, one of Jane and Darcy's best friends, asked at Starbucks
"Well," Darcy said, "not really. You have to save the world to be a 'super hero'. Right Jane?"
Jane rolled her eyes, "Darcy he just came to save the world. Not to visit me. Get over it."
Stacey laughed, "Dude, I still can't believe you're dating the God of Thunder."
"We are not dating!" Jane said while glaring at Stacey, their other best friend.
Darcy smiled wickedly, "By the way he devoured your face does mean something. Just you watch. He's gonna come running back to you."
"I wanna know why you're choosing to tell us this now." Ashley said, "I mean, you've been home for months acting like everything was the norm."
"Well, we didn't know how you would react." Jane said, her coffee cup very interesting all of a sudden, "We wanted some time with you before you saw us as freaks."
Stacey smiled, "Jane, don't be a dumbass. We would never see you guys as anything but our friends."
Ashley looked over at Darcy and almost did a spit take, "Darcy, are you crying?"
"No! This coffee's just really hot." Darcy said pouting
They all started laughing. It was like it used to be. Everything was good again. That is until Darcy got a call from her mom.
"Sweetheart?" She asked frantically, "Sweetheart, where are you?"
"Mom? Mom, where are you? Are you ok?" Darcy asked while getting her coat
"Just get home."
Then the line went dead. Darcy sent Jane a panicked mental message and Jane got her coat. They ran out the door with super speed (like Captain America). They ran all the way to their house. With their powers the time must've been cut by half.
They bust through the door, Darcy with spheres of force fields ready to fire and Jane was already animantium. Well, that was all unnecessary. They busted in on Darcy's and Jane's moms practically waiting on Tony Stark and Natasha.
Darcy's five year old niece ran up and pounced into Darcy's arms, "Aunt Darcy! Auntie Jane! Look look! Tony Stark and a pretty lady came to see you!"
Darcy put her down and shooed her off to play with her cousins. She calmly strolled over to her chair and glanced around nervously.
"So is anyone gonna explain why Tony Stark is in my living room?" Darcy said raising an eyebrow
"Well," Tony said casually, "it's not that hard. We know about your powers. We want you to come with us."
"Come where?"
Natasha cut in, "To New York. We have our base there."
"Base?" Jane asked, "What base?"
"Avengers base? You know, we kind of saved the world. We want you on our team." Tony said matter-of-factly
"Oh. My. GOD!" Darcy squealed, "Are you serious?! Of course!"
Jane looked at her sternly, "Darcy, think about this. We can't jump right into it."
"Well, sure you can. You have the chance to be superheroes. Take the damn jump." Jane's Dad said encouragingly
Jane looked at him wide eyed, "Daddy!"
"Excuse us." Darcy said dragging Jane the basement.
Darcy shoved Jane onto the overstuffed couch and began pacing in front of her. She opened her mouth several times but then thought against it. She eventually gave up and went to the bar to get her a Jane some beers.
"What the fuck Jane?" Darcy asked annoyed, "This is our chance to do something big."
Jane took a sip of her beer, "But Darcy, this is dangerous."
"If it gets to dangerous we can always leave."
"Let's just try it. Just for a while. If we like it we can get the hell out of there. I promise."
"Fine. We'll go, but I'm holding that promise against you bitch."
Darcy laughed and hugged her. They ended up staying in the basement for an hour just watching TV and drinking beer.
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"Alright do you have everything?" Darcy's Mom asked grabbing each side of Darcy's face
Darcy pulled her hands off and hugged her, "Yes Mom, now let me say goodbye to my other family members.
She went to her Dad and he gave her a speech on how she better be safe or he'll come and fetch her. Then to her grandparents who were so proud. Then to her brother who gave her a noogie and his wife scolded him and hugged Darcy. She swung her niece around and gave her a huge kiss on the cheek. Then lastly to her great grandfather who gave her a picture and giant bear hug.
Jane went through the same routine except that her great grandparents were dead. She moved on to her five year old nephew.
"Now Luke, I was gonna save this for your birthday but…" Jane pulled a plastic Thor hammer out of her bag. He held out his hands and took it like it was the most treasured thing on the planet. If the whole alien invasion hadn't have happened it wouldn't mean anything. But, now everyone knew who Thor was and his significance. Now stores were filling up with hulk fists, shields, hammers, and bow and arrows.
He flew into her arms with a fountain thanks you. They watched from the helicopter window as her nephew and Darcy's niece ran around the yard in a heated battle. Darcy's niece was very content with chasing her cousin around the yard with her Captain America shield.
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Darcy got off the helicopter and turned to Jane, "How do I look? Do I look stupid?"
"Darcy, you look fine." Jane said rolling her eyes, "Plus, you really can't really look stupid in an outfit like that."
Darcy was wearing a purple v-neck, faded skinny jeans, and red converse. Jane was wearing a white tank top and a black Victoria's Secret Pink jacket, flare jeans, and Nike running shoes. They spent a long amount of time planning outfits but decided to go casual.
The walk into Tony and Pepper's floor and stepped into the elevator. Tony said, "Jarvis, tell the team to get to the team floor." A robotic voice replied from out of nowhere, "Yes, Sir." And Darcy and Jane were looking around confused until Tony and Natasha stopped laughing and explained.
They stepped off the elevator and the Avengers were waiting for them. Steve was carrying Peggy on his back and she looked very content being there. Clint reached out his hand and Natasha instinctively reached out, took his hand and stood beside him. Tony left to put his arm around Pepper. Bruce was standing cleaning his glasses, but no Thor. That left Jane and Darcy standing there awkwardly.
"Um…hi?" Darcy said while biting her lip
Steve put Peggy down and strolled over, "Steve Rogers, or Captain America which ever you prefer."
"Oh my God! You're Captain America! It's an honor to meet you, I grew up with you!"
Peggy walked up from behind and Steve put his arm around her, "Hello. I'm Peggy Carter. I'm sure we'll be good friends.
While Darcy was have the time of her life meeting celebrities and superheroes Jane was still brooding. She was expecting to see Thor standing there waiting to kiss her. But, apparently he just didn't care anymore. He probably forgot about her and found some pretty girl on Asgard.
Then, Tony took them on a tour of the building. Then he showed the roof with the bar and in ground pool. Tony snuck up behind Steve and pushed him into the pool. Steve "laughed" and Tony offered him his hand. Then, Steve pulled Tony in and got out. Then all of a sudden there was a loud boom and they all turned around startled. It was Thor!
"Friends! I need your help! The Bifrost has finally been fixed but when I returned the realm of New Mexico Jane, Darcy and Eric were not there! You must help me find-" Thor said frantically
"Uh big guy," Darcy said, "we're right here."
Thor stared at them then lurched forward and hugged Jane, "Jane, my love! What are you doing here?!"
"Hi Darcy. Oh hey Thor, how you been? Good, I really missed you. Aww I missed you too." Darcy said making an imaginary conversation between them
Thor looked from nuzzling Jane and gave her a bear hug, "Oh have I missed your sarcasm Darcy!"
"So, you wanna know why we're here huh?"
"Very much so, why aren't you in New Mexico?"
Darcy looked at Jane, Probably just easier to show him.
Jane "metaled up" and Thor turned to look at her in shock. While he was staring at her Darcy disappeared. He looked back at her and opened his arms and Darcy fell to the ground.
"If you could not drop me on my ass, that would be great." Darcy said reappearing
Thor looked back and forth from Jane and Darcy, "But. But how? What? Why? Who did this to you?"
"Uh…you." Jane said putting her hands on her hips
"Me? How did I do this?"
"Well, shortly after you left we got these…powers. The Prof and Eric-"
"Who's Eric?"
"Pssh." Darcy said, "Don't worry about it muscles. She loves you. Jane knows it. I know it. And you know it. Now shut up and listen to the story."
Jane smiled at her best friend, "Like I was saying the Prof and Eric showed up and explained to us what happened. They took us to the mutant academy in California for training. The first thing they asked us was what had happened to us to make our powers wake up from their dormant state. After they did a lot and generally just did a lot of thinking they told us that all the anomalies we were exposed woke upp our powers. So, really it was all you."
"Mutants? But, you look the same. Darcy's hair is straight but other than that, the same." Thor said confused
"Well, here on Earth if you heat up metal and run your hair between them, it'll straighten it." Darcy said as though she was talking to a five year old, "Also, it's not the kind of mutation where we grow fins or something. It's just given us some really cool shit to play with. We each have telepathy, super strength, advanced healing and super speed. But we each have distinctive powers. I can turn invisible and produce force fields. But there's more to the invisibility. Anything I touch can turn invisible. But I have to will it to. Also I can use my telepathy to make something invisible without touching it.
Jane cut in before Darcy could tell her what she could do, "I can turn my whole body, in and out, into animantium."
"Animantium? I am unfamiliar with this substance." Thor said more calmly now
"It's practically a metal. It's totally vibration absorbent, unscratchable, and unbreakable. I just hope this doesn't change anything between-"
Thor cut her off by kissing her hard on the lips. It was like the first time they kissed except better. Everyone got a little awkward and Peggy ushered them out. Thor's tongue traced Jane's bottom lip and she willingly opened her mouth. Their tongues danced and their lips molded together. After what seemed like eternity they broke apart.
"Oh my God." Jane said awe struck
Thor smiled lovingly and cupped her face with his hand, "Yes, Jane Foster. I am your God."