The Suicialoo Stages 2
[paint splatter intro to a room in the Ponyville Hospital. Scootaloo is laying with her wings bandaged to her back, heart monitor weakly beeping, and a respirator tube going into her throat. Her hair is a little matted with tree sap and a few drops of blood. She looks peacefully asleep, or barely alive, absolved of all worry, depending on your view. Rainbow Dash is laying across the empty space beneath the orange Pegasus filly, crying into the bedsheets.]
Dash: [sobbing almost unintelligibly] ... Why... Why'd you have to do it...
[Pinkie Pie walks in and wraps her foreleg around the mess of a pony that was once Dash]
Pinkie Pie: You okay Dashie? I know this sort of thing is quite personal to you and to have it happen to... practically your daughter is probably...
[Dash simply wipes her face with the back of a forehoof and quickly puts on a false self-confident smirk]
Dash: [false bravado] Ya of course, why wouldn't I be?
[Pinkie gives her a very concerned stare and the facade melts quickly]
Dash: No... [a single tear falls as she looks down hiding behind her mane]
[Zoom out, blackening fade with audio of Rainbow Dash crying]
[Zoom in on a crying cyan filly with a pink bow in her mane and tail curled up around a barely visible box of a mini monster truck, a pink furred light blue and white maned mare standing over her with an unseeable irritated expression. The audio is now a little bit higher]
Dash's Mom: Come on, Dashie! This isn't the proper way for a young lady to behave.
Dash: I dun... care!
Dash's Mom: Well I do! [she grabs her daughter's hoof hard enough to make her daughter audibly scream with a small crunch and blood pour from her mouth, causing her daughter to immediately release the toy]
Dash: Somebody he-e-elp me![gallops away repeating herself at the top of her lungs, assorted ponies glancing over in annoyance]
[the mother of the filly slowly trots across the camera grinning nervously, the camera moving over after she is out of the store to through wall wipe to the next scene]
[camera goes through wall of a jungle gym to see the cyan filly slightly older with a butchered haircut, band-aid on her left cheek and a typical tom-colt smile of 'Buck yea a fight!']
Dumb-Bell: Oh yeah what are you gonna do about it Rainbow Crash? You're just a girl. A weak pathetic girl!
Dash: Boy, your name doesn't proceed you. I'm anything but weak! [She throws a swing at his muzzle missing by an inch and falling back over but thrusting her wings, so she flutters back up]
Hoops: Back off or I'm gonna get the principal involved Crash! [The end of his sentence is met with a thud as the hoof connects with his muzzle knocking him to the ground]
Dash: Its Dash to you, colt-cuddler! Who's next?
[The other two of the trio glide away as a much older stallion glares down Dash as she obliviously does a victory dance]
Coach: Dash just what in the love of Celestia do you think you're doing?
Dash: [huge mortified eyes] I-I-I...
Coach: You just bought yourself a nice long stay at club de-ten-sheeoon! [grabs her by the scruff of her neck and drags her through the halls grumbling half curses]
[fade in to next scene]
[a graduation ceremony from the Flight academy is taking place, the stage made of clouds, but the chairs are made of some surprising metal with the ability to stay on the clouds. Zoom in to an excited Dash next to a smiling filly with brown pelt and red and pink mane]
Orion: I can't believe my sister is actually done with her flight school days
Dash: You might be too not before long kid! [ruffles the filly's hair looking lovingly at the light opal coated and brilliant amber maned mare beaming up on the stage]
Spitfire: Next up is one of my own favorite students... Lightning Dust!
LD:[eagerly grabs the mic squeeing and then turning with playful eyes to her teacher] Thanks Spitsalot ya old fireball!
[Spitfire mock scoffs and flicks her tail at her laughing]
LD: Well anyway I'd like to just say one thing finally that's been aching all these years: I'm in love with a mare named Rainbow Dash, [crowd gasps] That's right, I'm a lesmarian! Get on up here Dashie!
[Rainbow blushes a little underneath the burning glares suddenly turned to her as she stands up, but she immediately puffs her chest out and swaggers over to her marefriend giving her a big kiss on the lips]
[Orion hoots hollers and claps in the dead silence]
[heart wipe out]
[broken heart wipe in, 1 year after the last flashback]
[The back of Lightning can be seen swaying with the accented noise of a rope groaning. Rainbow is in the doorway on her knees sobbing her eyes out as the camera swings around the body to a note in her shadow.]
LD: [voiceover] I'm sorry Dash. I wasn't as impenetrable as I thought. The glares and the insults got to me. My own sister is growing up to resent me for being me. I wish I'd never been born. Might as well have done the next best thing.
Hope you can keep standing tall without me.
[fade out]
[fade in a month later]
[Rainbow Dash has dawned a jacket concealing most her coat and mane walking towards a hardware store when a pink blur hits her in the side knocking her over.]
Pinkie Pie: I knew there was a new pony in town. Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie! Though I don't know why I was named that considering I do parties. It's not even an actual kind of pie. Strange huh?
[Rainbow shoves the jovial pink earth pony off her]
Rainbow Dash: Look I don't have time for this, Pinkie Pie.
[Pinkie obliviously squeals running off to set up her new friend a party while Rainbow enters the store]
[door opening wipe]
[door closing wipe 2 hours after the events at the beginning]
[Rainbow is sitting on her bed in her house eyeing a noose knot and the gun beside it, tears streaming down her face as she turns to a portrait of Lightning Dust]
Rainbow Dash: I guess you'll be disappointed to know that I'm as indestructible as you were [she grips the rope tightly eyeing it for frayed edges one final time with a humorless chuckle]
[She sets it up over a column and kicks the stool out from under herself, the rope unfortunately failing to snap her neck, making her struggle, the door busting open from Pinkie Pie in her contraption, a well-timed helicopter blade snapping the rope as she jumps out to hug her marefriend]