Santana passed out almost instantly, but Finn couldn't so he got out of bed and quietly made his way downstairs to make a phone call. He had an idea about how to clean this shit up...

"FINN!" Sebastian yelled into the phone.

"What's up buddy..." Finn chuckled, "hey are you alone...I have an important question to ask you..."

"No I'm in bed with Blaine give me a sec..." he could tell something was up by the tone of Finn's voice so he quietly got up not wanting to wake Blaine and deal with his questions and made his way to the bathroom, "whats up?"

"What I'm about to tell you...you have to keep a secret...can't tell the club, not Jax, not my dad and definitely not Blaine."

"Your secrets save what's going on?"

"I need you to turn Santana's basement into a meth lab and blow the house up..."

"Are you insane! I get that your upset and you miss her but this is a little extreme don't you think!?"

"No dude it's not what you think..."

"Dude I don't even know where she lives! No one has heard from her since she went to Mass to find you!"

"What!?"

"Uh...nothing..."

"Bullshit! She went to New England to find me!? Why didn't anyone say anything!?"

"Well you weren't exactly talking to any of us and she said she would kill us if we said anything. Unlike you we take her threats seriously."

Fuck! Finn's head was spinning he wanted to hang up on Sebastian and wake Santana for an explanation but knew she wasn't ready to give him one. Ignoring his feelings he got back to his point.

"Whatever! I'll text you the address, meet me there tomorrow!"

"Not till you give me a damn good reason as to why I'm doing it!"

"Because..." Finn lowered his voice, "she killed her husband and we need to get rid of the crime scene..."

"WHAT!? Are you drunk?"

"No!"

"Her husband? She's married!"

"Technically, not anymore..."

"Finn!"

"Dude I really have no idea what exactly husband, happened! What happened! Shit! Are you going to help me or not!"

"Fine! But you better have a better explanation when I get there!"

"Fine!" Finn hung up the phone and looked around, before he had any idea what to do next he heard Santana wake up

"FINNNN, NOOOO, FINNNN!"

Finn hauled ass up the stairs to find Santana sitting up sobbing,

"Hey, hey it's ok..."

"Oh god! I thought you were gone again..."

"I'm never leaving you again!" he said lifting her chin so she was looking into his eyes, "Ever! I just had to make a call..."

"To who?"

"Ummm...my lieutenant..."

"Finn..."

"Ok, I called Sebastian..."

"What!? Finn why would you call Sebastian?"

"He's gonna...comeblowupthehousetomorrow"

"Oh ok..." she said laying back down and patting the bed next to her, he looked at her skeptically, "come on..."

Finn crawled back under the covers, slightly more relieved he had a plan. He slipped into a deep sleep along with Santana and slept better than had in months.

Finn awoke to the sound of his phone going off, looking around he panicked, forgetting where he was. When he saw it was Sebastian he quickly answered.

"Hey!"

"Hey is it the obnoxiously large house with the front door kicked in?'

"Shit you can see that from the street?"

"No I pulled up the driveway..."

"Yea that's the house."

"Wow! Santana got lucky!"

"Fuck off Sebastian! I'll meet you down stairs..."

Finn threw on his jeans and boots, making it down the stairs, just in time to see a van pull up in front of he house.

"Bastian's Carpet Cleaning? Where'd you get that?"

"Ryder made it for me! Pretty good cover up if you ask me!"

"Totally!"

Sebastian's eye's widened as a figure appeared behind Finn. Turning around Finn saw Santana, wrapping an arm around her he pulled her into her into his side and planted a kiss on her forehead. She looked worse in the daylight.

"Maybe we should have June check her out...?" Finn said looking to Sebastian.

"Uh yea!"

Santana started shaking her head,"No way! I feel better today, no one is gonna see me like this besides you two!"

Both the boys nodded, "well we gotta get you out of here." Finn said rubbing her shoulder for support, he knew how self conscious she was.

"Alright I'll go get my shit together..."

Both boys looked at each other questioningly, they still weren't sure what to make of the situation.

"What happened?"

"I'll show you..." Finn waved him in and took him to the kitchen. Sebastian's jaw dropped.

"No..." he said shaking his head in disbelief, "there is no way she'd let him drag her around like a rag doll." looking back at his friend, Sebastian saw the tears in his eyes, and he continued to lead him through the kitchen into the dining room where the china cabinet was in pieces. Next they went to the pantry where they found the dead man.

"Oh shit!" they both yelled at the same time, they had never actually seen a dead person before, like in real life, that had been stashed for God knows how long. Finn slammed the door shut and looked at Sebastian...

"Well...?"

"Yea we're gonna have to completely obliterate this place...I'll get started building the lab down stairs you find somewhere to take Santana..."

"Want me to help you carry shit in while she finishes packing her shit?"

"Yea the faster I get this set up the better, I have dinner plans with Blaine tonight." Finn smiled at his friend, "what?"

"That's cute!"

"Can it Hudson!"

Both the boys laughed as they started hauling shit to the basement, they finished just as Santana came down the stairs, she had on the same pants Finn put her in and a t-shirt that said "Proud Wife of a Navy Seal" on it, a pair of sunglasses and two large Louis Vuitton suitcases. Finn smiled at her, he's not even gonna lie, that shirt totally set him off, he loved it!

"Where's your wedding ring?" he asked coming back to reality.

"I'm gonna let it burn with the rest of this place...leave it all behind..."

"You can't do that, you need it."

"Why?"

"Because your going to need to play a grieving wife for awhile."

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No!"

"Santana!"

Santana took her sunglasses off and looked Finn dead in the eyes, making him squirm a little, "I left in the middle of the night after I found the meth lab in the basement." fake tears filled her eyes and she threw her head up at the ceiling,

"I stumbled upon it late last night," she sniffled, "and he caught me down there...he grabbed me by my hair and threw me into a wall, roughing me up a while before I was able to escape, I was too afraid to call the cops when I got to my hotel room at the Marriott and woke late this afternoon to news of the explosion."

Both boys looked at her dumbfounded, she was good, too good!

"Now put my shit in the car and get out of here Finn, I'll meet you at the hotel in 30 minutes."

"What happens if the cops ask the hotel staff if you were there last night?"

"Finn, we fought so much that I've had that room permanently booked for a month! Nobody notices anymore when I come and go..." she placed her glasses back on and handed Finn the room key, "Room 337."

He just nodded at her and took her suitcases to the car as instructed. When he returned he wrapped her in a hug and gave her a kiss, then he walked her to her car and went back to see if Sebastian needed any help.

"Nope I got it bro! I'll call you when I'm done but you'll probably hear this blast all the way in L.A.!"

"Nice! Thanks again buddy!"

"No problem! Now get out of her before the neighbors notice you!"

Finn ran upstairs to grab his stuff, then jumped on his bike and headed to the hotel. When he got there he walked through the back door and climbed the stairs to the third level, not wanting anyone to see him. Walking into the room he was shocked again, the whole living area of the suite was covered in shopping bags, Michael Kors, Louis Vuitton, Coach! He thought she had packed unusually light for you know, completely abandoning her home, but now he understood, she had to have enough shit in her to stock a freaking mall!

"Tana! What is all this shit!"

"What shit?" she answered casually.

"Ummm all these shopping bags lining the suite! It's insane!"

"That's not shit! That's my stuff!"

Finn shook his head...at least he didn't have to pay for it, and hopefully it would last her the rest of her life because there was no way she'd be getting this much shit ever again! Oh good there he goes again assuming she would get back together with him, he should know better than to assume shit from her because he's always wrong...hence this mess!

"Is it really necessary to have this much crap?"

"No, not at all but it made me feel better." She said walking in from the bedroom, her hair in a towel, she had on a U.S. Navy Tank , with matching navy shorts with a small anchor on the left leg. Finn watched her, in a matter of hours she had seemed to recover from the state she was in last night.

"Buying stuff makes you feel better...itsn't that like a disease or something..."

"No babe, it's an addiction, and I'm fine I didn't do it out of need or want I did it run up that assholes credit card bill!"

"Wait...did you love him at all and it kinda sounds like your attached to it?"

"Ewww no! And no! It's not shit its expensive and I definitely wanted most it...like this!" she said unzipping a bag hanging off the bedroom door,"look I found some nautical dresses! Their kinda Navy like!"

Finn couldn't help the smile that crept onto his face, "yea I couldn't help but notice your...a... attire...is that the right word?" he said scratching the back of his neck nervously with Santana's favorite goofy smile plastered across his face.

"Yep! I hid it all here. I couldn't help but fall in love with it..."

"Why is that..."

"Really!? Your gonna make me say it?'

"Duh!"

"...because it reminded me of you..." she whispered with a smile, grabbing both his hands, pulling him closer to her and laying her head on his chest.

"Oh yea?"

"Yep...your kinda the only thing that makes me feel better."

"Still...even after-"

"You talk too much!"

"Sorry...can't help it you make me nervous..."

"Why do I make you nervous?"

"Your really gonna make me say it?"

"Duh!"

"Because your beautiful, smart, funny,...perfect basically...and your ass is crazy awesome!"

"Finn!" she yelled play hitting him. He lifted her off the ground and carried her to the couch, setting her on his lap. She snuggled in to him, grabbing his cigarettes out of his jacket pocket, "Hey, why don't you take off your jacket and get comfortable?"

"Because I have to run to the store and buy some clothes...didn't really plan this out well..."

"No you don't, in the second set of drawers under the tv is all the stuff you left at the clubhouse..."

"Really...you brought it all..."

"Yea...long story, but it's all there..."

"I've got time for stories..." he said shrugging off his jacket and lighting himself a cigarette.

"No you don't you need a shower and then you said you were gonna help me put all this stuff up so we have room to live."

"Oh did I!?"

"Yea, you just said,'Wow! Tana we need to put away all this sexy awesome stuff you have so I don't trip over it like the giant clutz I am!' and I was all that's soo sweet gigantor!"

Finn laughed out loud, "funny how I don't recall that conversation!"

"It totally happened, go get in the shower while I go through everything!"

"Alright but then I get a story..."

"...fine..."