A/N Whew! That molespeech is harder than it looks! I'm still not sure I've got it quite right...
Oi loikes to darnce 'ee noight away
Arfter a gurt hooj feast
When 'ee lan' is dark an' 'ee moon is 'igh
An' youngeruns garn a' sleep
Oi kick moi paws oop ever beat
'Arf turn coupler toimes
Step oop, 'old yurr, bob 'ee bit
Clap thoi paws wi' oi
Oi do et ever toime oi can
Iff'n oi get 'ee charnce
But 'tis gurt 'elpful if it bee's dark
When this yurr moler darnce.