A/N I hope you guys like this one, I thought it was funny.
Look out, friends, it's the Long Patrol!
Clear all the goodies from Cavern Hole!
Don't let 'em find the blackberry crumble
Or it'll be gone an' we'll all be in trouble
Cover the cheese and hide the scones
Let no dish be left alone
Dump the ale and strawberry fizz
Let them have water, don't say where it is
The Deeper 'n Ever goes to Foremole
Mercy, those hares would eat it whole!
Give him the damson pudding as well.
They're nearing the gate, they're giving a yell!
The hotroot soup goes to Skipper's crew
Send them all that cordial too
Put those away, don't give them a one!
Here they are now is everybeast done?
See that the kitchens are under control
Look out, friends, it's the Long Patrol!