Celestia's Little Warriors
Chapter 2
Spitfire woke up with a bump on her head and looked around. "Who am I, where am I? What the hell happened to me?" Spitfire got up and started to remember stuff like the fact that she's not a stallion and that she isn't dead yet. Spitfire walked around trying to find a pony to tell her what happened.
Eventually she came across a whole bunch of ponies- with horns? Spitfire walked up to a light blue mare wearing a cape and hat. "Hello there, who am I and where am I?"
"My name is the Great and Powerful Trixie! And you are a pegasus named Spitfire who lives on clouds, you wanted to find Zecora to get hypnotizing potion to brainwash a pony so he'd be you very special somepony. Let me take you to our medicine pony so you can be on your way all fixed up."
Spitfire was escorted to Twilight Sparkle –the medicine pony- "Twilight please heal Spitfire immediately because she is hurt and needs medical attention fast." Twilight nodded and started the spell, it turned out Twilight cast the wrong spell and brainwashed Spitfire so she now thinks that she is a unicorn.
Spitfire wondered why she had wings and no horn if she was a unicorn. After the spell Spitfire thought she was a unicorn and needed a horn. She decided that since unicorns didn't have wings she'd have to cut hers off. She didn't have a knife so Spitfire went searching for a sharp rock to chop off her wings.
Spitfire finally found one sharp enough to cut off the wings. First she went to Rarity with the rock. "Rarity, could you please chop off my wings with this rock?" "Oh, sorry darling I couldn't, too messy for a mare like me. You could try searching for Celestia to do it; one of her chainsaws ought to do the work.
So off Spitfire went searching for Celestia until she finally found a black castle with a bunch of signs around it saying: BEWARE, CELESTIA'S CASTLE! Spitfire knew she was in the right place. She kept on walking and halted at the big door and knocked 3 times knock, knock, knock. Celestia answered.
"Hello little prey, won't you come in?" Celestia held the door open so Spitfire could enter. "Hi your majesty, I have come to ask you to chop of my wings and give me a horn?" "Of course!" Celestia answered. 'Maybe I could chop off her neck instead?'
Celestia got out her new chainsaw she got from her Mama. She turned it on with a smile. Celestia quickly brought down the chainsaw on Spitfire's wings and the wings fell to the ground with a thud. Spitfire kindly thanked Celestia and walked out of the castle.
Celestia stared at Spitfire as she walked out. 'Wait, that's it? I don't get to kill her?' Celestia's smile changed to a frown and she decided to follow Spitfire until she had the chance to kill Spitfire. Celestia got all her gear ready- a chainsaw, a knife, a ski mask, and a military outfit.
Spitfire was unaware of the new danger that was stalking her now.