Jun: Guys. Guys! As I am posting this chapter there are a little over 300 reviews. How is this happening. My mind is blown. These chapters might have spelling mistakes or grammar.

So anyway I went ahead wrote the last two chapters of this story to make of for all of the hiatus I keep having. On to the chapters!

Warning: slash, semi language, AU-ness

Pairings: Starscream/Harry

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Ulti.

This story is one of Kayzi (formerly Silver Melody217)challenges:

Harry was tired of Britain, specifically the nosy Wizarding World. Wanting to live in peace after the War, Harry decided to move out to America. Month's later, bored with the lack of thrill in his life, he decided to sign up in the Air Force.

-Afterwards, he got assigned to the disguised Starscream

Lennox and Epps sat quietly in the back of the military van following the Autobots.

Their best friend and comrade was dead. And he was killed by those fucking Decepticons they were on their way to fight.

They prayed Harry was still alive. But when they saw what the Decepticons could do...That hope got dimmer and dimmer.

Epps shared a look with the other CAC soldiers and Lennox. Those sons of bitches were going to pay hell.

Harry rubbed his cheek against the warm chest plate he was laying on. The giant metallic hand on top of him shifted to hold him closer in response.

Since he had chosen to give Starscream a chance Starscream had barely left his side, afraid that something would happen to make Harry hate him if he left Harry alone.

Starscream was sitting leaning against a wall of the warehouse communicating with the other Decepticons about the oncoming battle while Harry dozing on his chest. Ulti was entertaining himself by playing with Starscreams unoccupied hand.

"Ultimate." Starscream softly called, idly watching Ulti climb around his claws and swing on them.

"Ulti! Father is supposed to call me Ulti. Just like Creator does." Ulti exclaimed smiling up at the decepticon seeker. Starscream tapped Ulti on his helm. "Okay then Ulti. Where are your creators?" he asked.

Ulti stopped swinging and cocked his head. "What do ya mean? Creator's right there." Ulti said pointing at Harry.

Starscream sighed. "I mean your real creators sparkling. The ones that created your frame and spark."

"Yes and I said Creator's right there! Creator can do coolie things things with his magic energy! Like make me, make things fly, oooh and teleport! Though it makes a loud cracking sound. And he can fly too! He said he was a seeker for Grylindore...or something like that."

Starscreams processors blanked out for a moment. What? "You mean the make believe magic that is in a child's folklore?"

Ulti puffed out his cheeks. "No I mean the magic energy Creator can use. Show him Creator! Creator! Creator! Creator!"

Harry groaned recognizing his child's voice in his sleep muddled mind. "Wa' is it Ult?" He slurred out.

"Show Father your magic energy Creator! Magic, magic, magic!" Ulti pestered.

Harry grumbled something that sounded like a different human language and a glowing ball of light appeared before of Ulti and flew around him. Ulti skipped off giggling after the light.

Harry was instantly awake when he realized just what he did in front of who. He looked up at Starscream who was staring back at him.

"So I'm guessing you want to know what just happened?" He asked timidly.

"An explanation would indeed be nice." Starscream said looking over Harry a few times with his scanners. His human seemed to be fine but when that ball of light appeared it felt as though Harry was emitting some kind of energy similar to that of the Allspark just less powerful.

Harry took a deep breath and explaining. "Well...I have absolutely no idea how to explain this. There is like a second society of humans on Earth called witches and wizards. Like stories say we can do magic which can do just about anything. We live in secrecy from muggles, non-magic people, so there's not a lot of real information about us. We just recently got out of a war and things are still settling. That's why I'm a pilot in the muggle military...That's basically."

Harry yawned after his speech and fell back asleep on Starscream. Starscream stared at Harry before patting him and staring at the ceiling thinking over this new information.

"What's that?" Ulti asked pointing up at Starscream.

"That's my chest plate." Starscream answered.

"What's that?"

"That's my armor."

"What's that?"

"That's my faceplate."

"What's that?"

"That's my optic."

"What's an optic?"

"It is the equivalent to an organic eye."

"What's that?"

"That's my helm."

"What's that?"

"Harry!" Starscream cried holding his chatting sparkling away from him.

Harry peeked out of the bathroom he managed to find in the warehouse. "What is it?" He asked looking between his son and Starscream.

"What is the designated process to cease his inquiring!?"

Harry gave Starscream a blank look. "...huh?"

Starscream would have screamed if he were a lesser being. "How do you get him to stop!"

He yelped when he felt Ulti try to climb up his arms. He'd help take care of sparkling a back on Cybertron but not like this!

The dark haired man looked at his son climbing Starscream asking "what's that?" over and over again.

"You just have to wait until he tires out." Harry said.

"How long will that take?"

"...How long do you have?"

/Megatron to Starscream. Get down here and get that Allspark!/

Like the Decepticon overlord he was, as soon as the call came Megatron commed out.

Starscream sighed. Time to start the show.

"What is it Starscream?" Harry asked seeing Starscream suddenly jump into action in the middle of their battleship game.

"I have to go. Megatron is going after the Allspark. I'll be back-"

"You can't go alone! What if something happens!?" Harry yelled glaring up at Starscream.

Starscream really didn't want to do this but he knew he had to.

"That's just it Harry,what if something does happen? I can't protect you and fight at the same time. It's too dangerous. You and Ulti need to stay here. I don't want anything to happen to you." He picked up Harry and Ulti and held them close. "I'll be back soon."

And before Harry knew it he was back on the ground watching Starscream fly out of the warehouse.

Harry wanted to hex Starscream to oblivion. If Starscream thought he could get away with going into battle without Harry by running like hell itself was behind him, Harry was going to kick his arse.

"Over my dead body." Harry thought to himself. He remembered Starscream mentioning his leader was going to attack Mission City. He'd been there before with Epps and Lennox. He could apparate there.

Ulti tugged on Harry's pant leg. "Are we going after Father?" Ulti asked.

"Ohh yeah." Harry responded then paused. He couldn't take Ulti along. He was just a kid. The missiles and weapons he had were just for self-defense and last didn't have anyone look after Ulti either. It had always been just the two of them. Three, sort of, if you include Starscream. Harry had thought of making Lennox Ultis god father but never had the time.

"Okay Ulti. I'm going to drop you off at Sarah's house. Lennox's wife you remember her. You have to stay there while I help your father, okay Ulti? You have permission to use our Netflix."

Ulti pouted but nodded knowing his creator was serious. "Okay. But Creator has to promise to come back with Father."

Harry nodded before taking Ulti in his arms and apparated away with a crack.