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Chapter 2: Camille Finds Out
Camille was sitting by pool in a sun lounger. She was sitting with James and Carlos. James and Carlos were Laying back on sun loungers and James had his sunglasses on. The guys had time off and they were taking advantage of the pool big time. Kendall and Logan were nowhere to be seen. She had hardly seen the two the last three days to be honest. She expected Logan was probably doing something nerdy like going to museums and Kendall was the only one to go with him.
"Hey guys," Camille said slowly.
"Yeah," James said looking over at her.
"Where are Kendall and Logan?" Camille asked.
"Logan wanted to go to some museum and Kendall offered to go with him so he wouldn't be alone," Carlos said.
"How he can go through with some of the things Logan does I'll never know," James said shaking his head.
"Cause he's in love with him," Camille said bluntly.
"What?" Carlos asked shocked his eyes wide as he looked at the method actress.
"How do you know?" James asked turning to Camille and lowering his sunglasses.
"Isn't it obvious? He follows Logan around like a lost puppy and Logan is oblivious," Camille said.
"He's not as oblivious as you think," James muttered.
"What?" Camille asked.
"I said is it that obvious?" James asked.
"Yeah, it's kind of one of the reasons I went with Logan when he wanted to break up for good," Camille said.
"Yeah," James said nodding his head.
"What do you know?" Carlos asked turning to James. James looked at Carlos confused.
"What do you mean?" James asked playing dumb. Camille could tell he knew something that he wasn't saying.
"Don't be dumb, Diamond," Carlos said.
"What do you know Garcia?" James said turning the question on Carlos.
Carlos stood up and grabbed James' arm and pulled him into a cabana leaving Camille behind for a second. Camille not wanting to be left behind followed after them protesting.
"Guys what's going on?" she asked as she neared the cabana. Carlos reached out and pulled her into the cabana as well.
"Spill now," Carlos said looking at James.
"You already know," James accused the Latino.
"Know what?" Camille asked confused.
"Kendall and Logan are screwing around," James said.
"I knew it," Camille said triumphantly.
"Ok yes they are, but you can't tell them you know. They want to keep it a secret and think everyone will like explode if they find out," Carlos said.
"Seriously? I don't care if they're together, I mean they are still the same to me," James said.
"That's what I told them, but they said something about making sure they were sure about this," Carlos said waving his hand.
"What?" James asked.
"I don't know, I don't try to understand Kendall and Logan logic," Carlos snapped annoyed.
"What how long have they been fooling around," Camille asked.
"It started in London," Carlos said.
"In London!" James hollered in shock. Carlos slapped a hand over James' mouth.
"Shut up, I know they're not here but you need to keep quiet. If anyone finds out about this they will kill me," Carlos hissed at James. James put his hands up and Carlos moved his hand. "Look, just keep this to yourselves ok," he said looking between the two.
"Wait," Camille said quickly.
"What no wait," Carlos said.
"They know that you know right?' Camille asked.
"Yes," Carlos said slowly.
"They don't know that James and I know right?" Camille asked.
"Right," Carlos said.
"I don't think it's fair that they don't want us knowing. I mean we won't think of them differently," Camille said.
"I agree, I don't know why they're being so sneaky about this," James said.
"Guys," Carlos said slowly.
"We could have some fun with this," Camille said wringing his hands together evilly.
"Carlos you can't say anything," James said pointing a finger at his best friend.
"Couldn't even if I wanted to," Carlos sighed. He knew there was no talking them out of this.
"Oh this is gonna be so much fun, I can start asking Logan to help me with some auditions and him being the good friend that he is he can't say no," Camille said.
"Yeah, and I can invite myself on their outings forcing them to actually go to a museum or something like that," James said.
"I'm not listening to this, if I don't hear it I can deny it," Carlos said covering his ears as he walked out of the cabana.
-The One Where Everybody Finds Out-
Kendall grinned as he straightened out his shirt. He looked over his shoulder as Logan emerged from their bedroom looking better than him that was for sure. Logan always looked flawless. He was the more cautious of them, always looking his best and not obvious about what they were doing. They had arrived home to find the apartment empty and took advantage of it.
"That was great," Kendall said with a grin.
"Don't get too used to it, I think James might be getting suspicious," Logan said.
"Oh relax, James is so clueless, it'll be awhile before he catches on," Kendall laughed.
"Don't write him off so fast," Logan said as he made his way to the living room. Kendall was right behind him.
"I'm not, but come on Logie, this is James as long as there is a mirror in the room we could be fucking and he'd never even notice," Kendall said.
"Shut up," Logan said blushing. Kendall laughed and sat down on the couch. He flipped the TV on and started flipping channels. Logan made his way to the kitchen in search of water.
"Oh and xyz before the others get back, I'm sure Carlos knows what we're doing, but he's not gonna keep quiet for much longer if we keep being obvious about it," Logan said. Kendall closed his fly and flipped Logan off playfully.
"There is that better?" Kendall asked. Logan nodded his head.
"Are we going to tell James soon? I feel bad about lying to him and everyone else," Logan sighed.
"Yeah, but when we're ready, I mean my mom I kind of want to gauge her reaction and I…" Kendall trailed off.
"I get it, I'm scared too, Kendall," Logan said walking over Kendall. He sat down. "I haven't even told my mom that I'm into guys. She's as antigay as they come. If you don't think I'm scared of telling her, then you're wrong," he said.
"I know you're scared of telling her and that's why we're waiting," Kendall said.
"We are both chickens," Logan teased.
"More like scaredy cats," Kendall grinned. Logan laughed and nodded his head.
They sat there in silence before the door opened. Logan turned and saw James and Carlos walk into the apartment. They greeted them with smiles.
"How was the museum tour thing?" James asked.
"Boring," Kendall said, "but Logan was there to translate what the guy said so I could understand and it was still boring," he said with a grin to the nerdy brunette beside him.
"Shut up," Logan muttered.
"He even corrected the guy a few times when he got something wrong," Kendall said laughing.
"I'm sorry, he was pronouncing it wrong," Logan said his cheeks flushing red. Kendall just laughed and shook his head.
"Sounds fun maybe I should've gone," James said as he walked into the kitchen.
"Don't say that unless you want him to drag you along next time, I could use a break," Kendall joked. He knew that James would never really go to a museum.
-The One Where Everybody Finds Out-
Logan was sitting by the pool with Kendall, James, Carlos, and Camille who had invited herself to join them. She was chatting away with Logan about her latest audition. It had gone well and she was excited about it. Logan was happy for her, he just wished that he was elsewhere right now. He wanted to be alone with Kendall, where they didn't have to fear being caught together. It was wishful thinking on his part, but a guys could dream right?
"Are you even listening to me?" Camille asked cutting through his inner thoughts.
"Huh? Yeah," Logan said turning to Camille. He vaguely noticed he was staring in Kendall's direction.
"No you're not," Camille accused him.
"Sorry," Logan said blushing.
"What were you looking at?" Camille asked looking past Logan. She gasped and smiled. Logan was scared. Had he been caught. "Were you checking out the new girl," she asked pointing to a girl sitting a few feet beyond where Kendall was sitting talking to James and Carlos. Logan's heart slowed down a bit.
"N-no I wasn't," Logan stuttered. He had thought he had been caught staring at Kendall, but Camille's assumption was worse.
"You so were," Camille said excitedly.
"No I wasn't, I really wasn't," Logan said his face red. Camille started to get excited and caught the guys attention. They all looked over at the pair.
"What's with you?" Kendall asked looking at Camille.
"Logan was checking out the new girl," Camille said excitedly.
"No I wasn't," Logan said blushing furiously.
"You so were," Camille insisted.
"I was not," Logan said shaking his head. He looked at Kendall trying to apologize without saying anything. He wanted to tell Kendall the truth, but that what out them right then and there.
"Her name is Cassie and she's pretty cool, you should go talk to her," Camille said.
"No," Logan said quickly. "I wasn't checking her out," he said shaking his head.
"Come on you can admit it," Camille said.
"I wasn't now just stop," Logan said standing up and storming away.
"Someone should go talk to him and I don't think it should be Camille," Kendall said.
"He's in denial," Camille said with a smirk.
"I'll do it," James offered.
"Dude you know you'll only make things worse," Carlos said.
"You would too," James shot back at the Latino.
"I would not," Carlos argued. The two started to argue a bit and didn't see Kendall slip away.
Camille sat back and watched the two argue a bit before getting their attention. "You guys know Kendall left right?" she asked. The two looked at her and then to where Kendall had been sitting.
"That was the plan," Carlos said.
"Yeah, we do know what we're doing," James added.
"Yep, not as dumb as we look," Carlos said trailing off as he realized what he said causing Camille to laugh and James to glare at him. "Whatever you get what I meant," he said crossing his arms.
"We've got to step it up if we want to catch them though," Camille said.
"I've got an idea," James said slowly. Camille and Carlos leaned in interestedly.
-The One Where Everyone Finds Out-
Kendall walked into the lobby where James and Carlos were sitting together on a couch talking. Kendall had been out by the pool trying to get Logan's attention only for Camille to capture the brunette's attention. She was probably asking for help with an audition and Kendall knew that Logan couldn't say no to her, even though they weren't dating. He didn't like the friendship that remained there. Camille seemed a bit more than friendly. He wanted nothing more than to go over and claim Logan as his and knock her down a peg or two. She needed to back off.
Kendall joined James and Carlos on the couch. He looked at them. "What's up?" he asked.
"Nothing much just talking," James said looking at Carlos.
"I think I want some fruit smackers," Carlos said getting up. He left and James looked at Kendall.
"Ok then," Kendall said.
"We were just talking," James said waving his hand. He hit Kendall's shoulder and looked at the blonde. "Have you been working out?" he asked.
"Yeah, we all do," Kendall said slowly. James laughed and nodded his head.
"Yeah, well it's really paying off," James said feeling Kendall's bicep. Kendall sat there confused.
"Are you ok?" Kendall asked.
"Well if you really wanna know," James said slowly. He then shook his head. "I can't tell you," he said quickly.
"James it's me you can tell me anything," Kendall said slowly. Jame's behavior was a bit confusing. He had never seen James act this way before.
"Actually, you're the one person I can't tell this to, and the one person I want to most," James said biting his lip. Kendall sat there confused.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Nothing, it's just I haven't been on a date in forever and then when you're looking for something you never notice it's right there in front of you," James said biting at his lip some more. "I gotta go," James jumped up and walked away being sure to sway his hips a bit.
Kendall sat there confused as ever. He wasn't sure what had just happened. Did James just hit on him? Sure, James had come out to him and he accepted him along with Logan and Carlos. What shocked him, was James hitting on him.
BOOM! Chapter 2 done. I have this all planned out and this will be four chapters long, so that means two chapters left. The next chapter will be titled Kendall Finds Out. Also I've turned on moderating reviews because of some troll reviews I've been getting. If you don't see your review when you're on guest that is why. I usually approve them, but it may take some time for them to appear.
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