Jesus and Peter sat alone together at a table. Jesus said to Peter "Peter, this is my blood, drink of it." as he handed him a chalice of wine.
"That's a bit of an odd thing to say, Jesus." said Peter. Jesus slowly began to strip off his robe.
"And this, Peter," said Jesus, "is my body."
Peter was taken aback, "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this, Jesus." said Peter.
"Here," said Jesus, "why don't you have a little more blood?" He stood stark naked in front of his favourite disciple, his lips curling up into a smirk. Peter averted his eyes from Jesus' obvious arousal.
Jesus blessed himself. "This is my body which is being given up for you. Eat it." He requested.
Peter gave no reply.
"Eat it." Jesus insisted.
Leaning over, Peter took The Lord in his mouth. Jesus finished within seconds. A glow ignited and filled Peter's mouth. It was the most satisfying feeling he had ever felt.
Peter then took Jesus over the table. He now had Faith in him completely.
His cock happened to be called Faith.