Dear Yuki,
I
want to be like you. I want all these fans. Any tips on becoming like
you.
Alex
A: Let's see.
1. Live with Akito for your childhood.
2. Turn into a rat every
time a girl hugs you.
3. Be silent and mysterious.
4. Live
with Shigure (I don't think you want that now do you)
5. Learn
to fight Kyo.
Hey Yuki,
It's me again! I just
wondered if you wanted to stop answering so many questions. Maybe you
do and I'm selfish for not thinking but then oh well keep
writing!
ME!
A: Curse
you!
YUKI!
YUKI DID YOU TELL KYO YET! IF
YOU DID TELL HIM AGAIN! I SAW HIM A THE MARKET AND HE RAN AWAY!
ISN'T THAT WEIRD! TELL HIM I LOVE HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN!
KAGURA!
A: Kagura, maybe if you leave
Kyo alone he'll be happy! GOT THAT KAGURA! I'M WRITING
THIS! I MEAN I'M YUKI! I'M RAT BOY NOT KYO!
-Yuki
enters room-
-Kyo is sent flying out of the house-
-Shigure
cries poor house-
Dear Sohma-kun,
Sohma-kun we
are sorry to inform you're not in our fan club unless you have 20
girls fall in love with you every month and you have not met that
goal.
Yuki fan club President
P.S. I LOVE YOU WHY
WONT YOU TALK TO ME!
A: Uhhh…. Because and HOW DID YOU GET
MY E-MAIL! .
Dear Yuki,
DO you wear
boxers, underwear, or other?
EVIL
A:
Underwear, boxers, and other.
Dear author,
STOP
MAKING ME TYPE THIS! I COMMAND YOU TO!
A: Uhhh I'll
think about it.