Dear Little Brother,
It seems to me, little brother, you have a problem and I know just how to cure it! We shall spend time together! Than you will realize how great I am!
Ayame

A: Yes and maybe all the mice in the world will dance with snakes and not have them eaten. So in other words I'll spend time with you when the world explodes.

Dear Yuki,
I Love you so much! What can I do to prove myself worthy!
Jessica

A: By not mailing me anymore. Ask the other 384058947583 people who asked me that question.

Dear Yuki,
Were you a girl who turned into a boy? I can't sleep thinking about that question.
Rosa

A: Were you a boy who turned into a girl. I don't look that much like a girl do I? But if I do then you know what (spread this) Yuki is a boy and he is STRAIGHT! Got that? And just in case you didn't get that I'm a BOY!

Hey Yuki,
Tell Shigure how cool he is! He rocks!
Shigure (scratched out) I mean Jo
A: Shigure, just start your own e-mail. And what did I tell you about answering my e-mail for me. This is the 3445 time you did it this week. –Sigh-

YUKI!
What can I do! My sister loves Kyo! I was arguing with her and she said mice suck! What can I do? Can you get your mice and teach her a lesson.
Samantha
A: How did you know I can control mice?

YUKI!
The author person of this fanfic told me…
Samantha
A: I'm going to kill her!...

Mouse dude,
Yea there is no ways you can kill me because I'm to powerful (jk). I control all in this fanfic! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!
ME!
A: You know what! I QUIT! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

EVIL!
YOU CAN TELL ME THIS! BECAUSE YOUR FIRED!
ME!
A: I DON'T CARE. LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELES.

ME: OR ELES WHAT!
YUKI: YOUR GOING TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE AT NIGHT.
ME: OH I'M SO SCARED! TRY YOUR BEST!

-The next night-
Yuki: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 ,...
Me: AHHHHH HOLY SHIT! I'M IN A LAKE. DAMN HE WASN'T LYING. Damn it!