Dear Yuki,
Are you a girl!
Jane

A: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME! NO NO NONONONONO! I BEG OF YO PEOPLE! GET IT STRAIGHT! I'M NOT BI! I'M A FULL BOY! I'M NOT GAY OR A GIRL FOR THE LAST TIME!

Yuki: Oh wait your probably wondering what happened to that author. Well I kicked her out. She's facing Akito right now in a head to head battle.

Dear Yuki,
Did you know that there is a camera in this room right now and I am I'm watching you. You can never I repeat Never get rid of me!
The author

A: DAMN YOU!

Back at the main house:
"So…ummm…. How long do you think it will take Yuki to get here?" I said drinking some tea.

"I bet it'll take him 10 minutes." Akito said.
"I bet 6 minutes." I said placing in 20 dollars.

-7 minutes later-
Yuki bashes through the door.

"YES I WIN! HAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLOSEST TO MINE!" I YELLED GRABBING THE $40.
"Damn you" Akito whispered.

-Back at my house-
Yo Yuki,
Peace. What do I do if I just accidentally threw a rock at your rival because he was yelling about you and now he's on the floor?
COW!

A: Well you're screwed. Get some guy and say that's the guy who did it. It will get you out a trouble 100 ok not really only 50.

Dear Mr.Sohma,
Please take the following survey:

How do you make yourself look like a girl :

Why you don't like hugs:

I hate that girl who lives with you:

Will you go out with me :

Be my prince in shinning armor:

A:

Ask my mom about that

I need space from your hor-...yeah.

Yeah I love her too...ha-ha.

Maybe I should get some time turner...

Sorry I only have rusted armor


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Commercial by me:

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Well do I have the medicine for you! Try Fukatol! It can help you cure all these. Warning: this may cause back problems, head problems, barfing, farting, nightmares, and deaths. And we are not responsible for problems. But I got medicine to cure that to! Fukatol 2! Brand new. Just mail your pay check to my address and your complaint to the Sohma house. SO GO BUY A FUKATOL OR ELES! BAI!

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Dear Yuki,
Your product STINKS! What's wrong with you? Your selling me junk! I want a refund!

A: But you didn't even pay me. Wait LAUREN! (Author. Yes that is my name) (Got a problem? Well I don't care.)

YUKI,
What kind of pills are you selling!

A: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BUY THIS STUFF DON'T YOU READ ACTUALLY EVERTHING!

Yuki: How could you even create a thing like this!

Me: If I created it then I would be richer. Besides who would actually buy it if it caused death. I only do the commercial and I'm not responsible for this.

Yuki: Damn you….

Me: Yes I know—AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Find out what happens next chapter .