Yuki,

I am currently digging a whole out of the cave in Australia with a spoon. Just a quick question…. HOW THE HELL DID YOUR RATS MANGAE TO PULL ME ALL THE WAY TO THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA AND SWIM BACK ACROSS THE OCEAN??!! AND HOW AM I GOING TO GET BACK!?!

A: hm…. I'll get back to you on that. Mean while let's see how much money you made from Fukatol. ALRIGHT I HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES FOR AYAME, HIRE A LAYER AND GET A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!

Dear Yuki,

I am like… YOUR BIGGEST FAN… I HAVE A PAIR OF YOUR BOXERS FROM WHEN YOU WERE 8!!!!!!

SO MUCH LOVE,

Kaya

A: sweat drop Uh… MOVING ON. NEXT LETTER PLEASE.

Sup yuki,

I AM YOUR STALKER. I LOVE YOU.

Caring a lot,

J.b

A: I'm going to start hoping your not a man.

WUZ UP YUKI!

DUDE LIKE ONE TIME...I totally saw you pissed off at this waiter guy at like the restaurant. Why!?!Do you like hate eating out?

A:I love eatint out. Any restaurant I think. But certain things about them piss me off... Like the exact moment I put food in my mouth some retard waiter comes over and asks me "how is your food?" How the hell do they expect me answer??!?! I personally think they choose this time so they can scoot off and think all is well... but if it was me I would grab them by the arm and slowly finish chewing my food and then give them a 20 minute lecture about the food. then ask them to replace it because it went cold all because they had to come over and waste 20 minutes of my life. Thank you yet another person to forget their names. Also NOTHING is up. LOOK UP before asking me --FOOL!

Dear Yuki,

Why do you like piñatas in this fanfic in which I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, he likes piñatas

A: well genius who didn't put a name, I think piñatas are great because you can physically beat something up and get candy from it. It's pure genius. Thank you for wasting 2 minutes of my life. Bye bye.

Dear Kyo,

STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS WHILE I'M ON MY 5 MINUTE BREAKS AND THEN LOCKING THE DOOR ON ME.

Yuki

A: GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LAPTOP RATBOY. Ooops. I just pulled out your internet connection. MUHHAHAAHA

Dear Yuki-kun,

I AM SO SORRY!! AM I WASTING YOUR TIME?!?! I REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW WHERE THE TOILET PAPER IS!!! PLEASE HELP ME!! I'M SO SORRY! I BEG YOU FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS!!!

TRULY SORRY,

cousin

A: RITSU… how long ago was this? Don't tell me… your still in the restroom waiting for me to….you know what forget this. I QUIT.

Dear Mr. Sohma,

You are being sued for sending some idiot to Australia. We do not wish to ….

A: WAIT…WAIT…WAIT…. I QUIT…WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME MAIL?!! --

Xxx

5 months later

"YU…." Before I could even finish the sentence Akito those his spittoon at me and everything darkens.

"That teaches her." Akito smirked as he took at 40 bucks.

"HEY WHAT THE HECK MAN. YOU KNOCK ME OUT WITH A BOWL WITH YOUR SPIT IN IT SO YOU CAN GET 40 DOLLARS??!!" I scream.

"yeah basically." Akito said flatly

"oh. Ok. Sure. Let's go get some ramen." I reply holding the spittoon behind my hands.

"HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT ME?! HELLO!!?!" Yuki yelled impatiently.

"Oh yeah. I forgot about you. Um… Want a fukatol pill?" I ask.

"AKITO OPEN THE DOORS!" I holler.

"What for?" Akito asks but..still he pulls open the door.

"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Yuki says as he skips away like a ballerina… I mean…LIKE A MAN. Yes. He skips like a man. Much better than a ballerina.

sorry this wasn't a good of a chapter.. I'll be lucky to even get one review. But thanks for reading... Why is Yuki screaming?? WHAT DID HE SEE?!? OMG!! read my other fanfics!