Chapter 5: Gold VS Sapphire

"Folks, please welcome on to the stage, the infamous hero who saved the Johto Region, the famed Pokédex holder of New Bark Town, GOLD!" There was a mixture of cheers and discouragements from the crowd. But by the accent, most of the cheers were from people from Johto. The discouragements must have been people who have actually met him.
"Now everyone, please welcome his opponent, one of the two heroes of Hoenn, Sapphire Birch!" Once again the loudest cheering could be heard from the contestants' native people, Hoenn.
"Let the battle begin!" The contestants drew their first Pokémon and hurled them on-stage. "Beginning Pokémon: Exbo, Gold's Typhlosion VS Rono, Sapphire's Aggron. Commence battling!"
"Rono, use Take Down!"
"Exbo, Smokescreen!"
"Rono, STOP! Don't let yourself get caught in that Smokescreen!"
Aggron stopped charging and drew back.
"Sudobo, jump out of the smoke and use Low Kick!" Gold commanded.
Instead of Typhlosion, Sudowoodo jumped out of the smoke and kicked at Rono's legs. "Along with the physical damage of being kicked, Aggron's sheer weight should have caused it to faint when it fell." Gold began. "Not to mention Low Kick is a Fighting Type attack, a Pokémon whose body made out of metal and rock wouldn't stand much of a chance. And as I said earlier, metal and rock are pretty heavy."
"Aggron is unable to battle, Sapphire must now send out her second Pokémon"
"When did you switch to Sudowoodo?" Sapphire questioned.
"That was what the Smokescreen was for" Gold explained. "It was never meant to mask my Pokémon's move, that was just a convenient side effect."
"Ok, GO CHIC! Use FLAMETHROWER!" The fire blazed across the room, only to uselessly part on Sudowoodo's body.
"Huh?" Sapphire exclaimed in shock.
"Despite his appearance, Sudobo is actually a rock type, have you ever tried to burn a rock to death?"
"In that case, Chic, use Double Kick!"
"Sudobo, Mimic!"
The two Pokémon collided in mid-air, first kicking each other's foot, then kicking off each other's foot, landing back where they started. Blaziken didn't seem all that bothered, but Sudowoodo was quite badly injured.
"Sudowoodo, don't be such a pansy! Get up and use Flail!"
"Chic, use Sky Uppercut!"
The Pokémon clashed with devastating force. Both Pokémon fell limply to the ground.
"With both Pokémon unable to battle, Gold is the only contestant with a usable Pokémon wins!"
"Hey, I just noticed something" Gold started. "You're the chick I was hitting on in the lobby!"
"What's hitting on?" Sapphire inquired.
"It's when…" it occurred to Gold that explaining might not be such a good idea.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" A scream from the other side of the stadium almost gave Gold permanent ear damage. Ruby ran up to the stage and started chasing Gold. "Ok, I'm leaving" Gold said and boosted away as fast as he could.