Chapter 3: I'm not gay! I'm just tsundere!

So as I was saying, everything went perfectly well until that rainy Thursday. My day hadn't gone very well. It had been raining the whole day, all the way from morning, so when I arrived to school I was soaked. Then I got late from the first class, which happened to be Kamui's, and in the class I realized I had packed the books for Wednesday, so I was missing several books and carried some useless ones around. During the lunch I accidentally tripped and my face planted on some girl's boobs, which, by the way, were huge, causing her scream terribly loudly and I had to run away since I didn't have time to explain the misunderstanding. For the rest of the day ever single student who had seen this happen glared daggers at me. Luckily I managed to explain the whole thing to the girl, but rest of the school still hated me.

But oh, no, those things are not why the day was so horrible. You see, even though the day at school was ruined, I still had a chance it would become better at home. Well that did not happen.

It was still raining, even harder than in the morning, and the nearly dried me got soaked again. I came home feeling grumpy and all I wanted was to lay on my bed, listen to some music, play my guitar, play video games or just sleep. That did not happen either. Why? Because when I got home, that certain purple-haired samurai was sitting in my fucking living room watching some action movie with Akaito. Well, now it was proven. The shit can't get any weirder.

"What the fuck?!" I yelled.

"Oh, Kaito, you're home already! Gakupo here gave me a ride home so I didn't have to wait at school 'til the rain stopped. Looks like it didn't stop, though", Akaito said casually and Kamui waved and smirked at me. Smirked. He fucking smirked. I was still really confused - and shocked - so Kamui explained it further: "We're friends, if you're wondering."

"Friends?! How the hell did you become friends?! And why the hell?! He's a teacher!" I said rudely. They glanced at each other and grinned.

"Well, let's say that even a teacher can beat up a few punks. And it's fun to have some company", Akaito answered smugly.

"You beat someone up? Again?" I hissed. Akaito took a popcorn from the bowl on his lap and popped it in his mouth, then replied: "Well, yeah, but I had a good reason. Right, Gaku?"

"Yeah. Not that he needs to know." Kamui grinned and Akaito gave him a high-five. They seemed more brothers than Akaito and me.

"Whatever... I'm going to my room... I've got homework to do", I muttered and left. I really didn't want to do homework, but figured if I just did it now without any complains, I'd have time to do more stuff later. Unfortunately there was a lot of homework piled up and it was so. fucking. hard.

"Gaaah! This is way too hard!" I said out loud after a couple of silly minutes and banged my head on my desk.

"Need some help?"

Kamui had arrived to the door frame, smiling softly at me. My head still resting on the table, I turned my look to him and answered: "I already have to bear you at school, why do you have to teach me at home too...?"

"Well, Kaito-kun, studying is important", he chuckled. "And as a teacher, I care for your education."

"That's what they all say", I groaned. He laughed softly and walked to me. He looked at the book and my notebook and clicked his tongue. "Kaito-kun, it seems my tutoring hasn't worked."

"Well yeah 'cuz you aren't a good teacher. Live with it", I snapped. I could see a vein on his forehead as he placed his hand on my head and pushed me down so I pretty much shrank to the size of a mouse. With a terrifying evil grin he asked: "Is that a way to talk to your teacher?"

"N- No, sir!" I whimpered out of scare. He now smiled sweetly, took his hand back and as if nothing had happened, said: "Let's get to the homework, shall we?"

I guess I should've been glad that he taught me because eventually the homework became way easier than it had been before because, even though I didn't admit it, he was a good teacher. So I finished actually pretty fast with his help and was able to do some other stuff - if it wasn't for Meito calling me and asking if I wanted to hang out with him. Since I always enjoyed Meito's company, I said yes and he picked me up in a while.

"So, where are we gonna go?" I asked as I sat next to him in his car. Or actually it was Meiko's car, since as said before, Meito used all his money on other stuff, so he naturally couldn't afford such luxurious things as car, apartment, food... He had tried getting a job few times, but always got fired. Last time he'd worked in a clothing store, but got fired in just three days because he raged at a customer who called him gay. He also threatened him. And beat him up. Nearly strangled him. He's actually bi, so I found it hard to believe he got so angry about being called gay. You get the point, don't you? Meito just can't control his anger very well. But as long as you don't piss him off, he's a good guy with great sense of humor.

"Well, there's a new maid café nearby", he suggested with a grin. I rolled my eyes and pointed out: "The maid cafés with cute boys working in them only exist in perverted cross-dress mangas..."

"So what? A man can always have fantasies", he said. "Maybe you should work in one of those so my dreams will come true?"

"No one will ever see me in a maid-dress. Ever", I answered bluntly.

"Oh, you'll change your mind once you get a boyfriend." He smirked at me, who blushed furiously and said: "Meito! I'm not gay!"

"Eeeh? Then what's with you being obsessed with shopping, ice cream, dressing up as a girl-" "That was only once and it's because Akaito forced me to!" I interrupted. True, Akaito had once tricked me to wear a really short, teal- and pastel pink-coloured lolita-dress. He had asked me to fit it because he wanted to buy it for Mikuo, who was about the same size as me. Next night I heard how it was taken off Mikuo.

"Whatever. The point is that you're gay and you're just not realizing it", Meito said, shrugging his shoulders as he talked.

"I'd notice if I was gay..." I muttered with a childish pout. He chuckled, ruffled my hair with his free hand and said: "Don't worry, Kaito-chan. Sexuality doesn't matter, we will all love you even if you were gay!"

"I'M NOT GAY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

We arrived at the café soon enough and I, of course, ordered ice cream while he took just a coffee.

"So, the new sensei is pretty hot, isn't he?" Meito suddenly said.

"What?! How do you even know?!" I asked, blushing a little because Meito talked about stuff like that so casually.

"Meiko described him to me. I heard he's a samurai?"

"The hell am I supposed to know about him...? It's not like I like him", I mumbled.

"Aw, Kai-Kai is a little Tsun-Tsun!" he joked. I felt my face heat up and asked: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Jeez, Kaito, someone like you should know what tsundere means!" Meito scolded, taking a sip of his black coffee.

"I know what it means, but I'm not one!" I replied furiously. He snorted and pointed out: "That's tsundere-talk."

"Why did I even bother to come here with you?" I sighed.

"Because I'm the best friend in the whole world and you wouldn't manage without me", he answered bluntly. I frowned and muttered: "That was a rhetorical question."

"Well then it was a rhetorical answer", he said.

"You're such a dork." When I said that, I spoke the ultimate truth, because Meito in fact was an absolute dork. But he was the only friend who could drive me to manga stores, conventions and concerts of my favourite bands, so I had to just bear his dorkiness and live with it.

"Anyway, once you're finished with that there's someplace where I wanna take you to", he announced after a while.

"Where?"

"You'll find out." He winked at me, so I immediately knew it was going to be fucking horrible. And as soon as I finished my ice cream, we headed to whole another part of Tokyo. We had to go by a train, though, since it was way faster and Meiko would've killed Meito if he wasted gas so much.

"We're here!" he said as we got in front of a street that I recognized from Miku and Rin's talks.

The Otome Road.

Otome Road was the girls' Akihabara. Otome Road was in Ikeburo and it was filled with stuff for fujoshis. It included stores such as Lashibang, different K-Books' stores and Mandarake. You could find everything from BL Drama-CDs to Doujinshis. K-Books Doujin had the biggest doujinshi collection of Otome Road, K-Books Komikku was full of BL-manga, K-Books Kyasuto was focused on idols and seiyuus, K-Books Anime had all kinds of stuff focused on girls' anime, Lashibang was also filled with BL-stuff and Mandarake had used anime- and manga-stuff.

"Why the hell are we here?" I asked suspiciously, a bit worriedly. He wasn't going to force me to read gay-porn, wasn't he?

"We're here to unleash the Gay-Kaito! I'll show you a couple of mangas and soon you'll be filled with fantasies of other men!" he answered with an evil laugh that made me so embarrassed I wanted to melt into the ground. I blushed and mumbled: "I don't think that's how it works..."

In the end, Meito bought me one doujinshi, one BL-manga and one Drama-CD. We earned a couple of weird glances in the stores, but luckily the store clerks didn't mind. Then again, I've heard they don't mind even if someone was there to buy Tsuritama-porn.

"Remember to read those, 'kay?" he reminded happily as he dropped me off at my home. I glared daggers at him and exited the car, carrying the BL-bag. It was so embarrassing to have him as my friend! When the hell would he believe I'm-not-fucking-gay! Maybe I'd just give them to Akaito. Then again, he would just get horny and I'd suffer many nights not sleeping. Mikuo used to be so innocent... Why did Akaito had to ruin it with his big, horny dick?!

Maybe, just maybe, the next day would be better. Because this had been one of the worst in my life.

A/N

I'm sorry! This shouldn't had taken this long T.T It should've been finished a week ago and I could've easily finished it yesterday... But let's just face it. I'm a lazy bum with no other life than stalking my favourite band.

Hmmm... I'm thinking of adding a certain, AWESOME character here, but I wanna know what you think first. You see, one of my favourite singers, Yohio, got his own Vocaloid! But I if I add him to this story, I'd just have to add a little bit of GakupoxYOHIOloid fanservice because I ship Gackt and Yohio SO HARD! (Blame those photos, people, blame those photooooos! And the song, of course!) I've got everything planned, though, like what kind of a character he'd be, what's his back story etc. I just don't know if I should add him. So please tell me if I should, okay? \(^_^)/

Schools have started, which means I'm back in the hell-hole. Hopefully I can update often, though! I've got a lot of energy now, so I might start writing the next chapter right after publishing this one :3 reason for my excitement is because the best day of my life is approaching and it will be in just two friggin' weeks! After 29th of September, I'll be able to rest in peace... (I'm not gonna die or anything, though, cause I know you wanna know what happens next in this fic)

And with that, I hope you have a nice evening/night/morning/day- No, wait! One more thing! I changed my pen-name! I was pacing between All-Mighty-Koron-Chan and All-Hail-To-The-Haircurl, and eventually GazettE won over Bleach, so here we are ^^ Oh, and Otome Road is really real place. I wanna go theeeere T3T