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I don't own Naruto, if I did, then they would have closed-toe shoes.
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"Like what you see gaki?" Jiraiya said to Naruto, who was now lost in the visage of the hotspring.
"Yea unhuh." Naruto mindlessly bumbled out.
"Hey Gaki, we're sposed to be training." Jiraiya said with a chuckle.
"Mhm."
"So much passion at such a young age! It does my heart good!"
"Shhh!"
"Oh sorry. Wait, we have things to do come on!" Said Jiraiya as he grabbed Naruto and leapt off of the tree.
"I never thought I would be the one to drag someone away from the hotsprings." Jiraiya thought with another chuckle.
"Now then, Ero-Gaki, show me the final step." Jiraiya said once they had both settled down.
Naruto grabbed a rubber ball out of his scroll and held it in his palm for a moment, nothing happened.
"Good job. All that's left is to do it with no balloon." Jiraiya said as he held his hand up and formed a Rasengan.
Naruto then concentrated on the leaf on his palm and started to spin the chakra around and around before it finally turned into a perfect sphere and stabilized.
"Good job Ero-Gaki."
"Hey don't call me that!"
"You called me Ero-sensei."
"Because it's true!"
"Yea, and you're an Ero-Gaki!"
"I am not!"
"Kid I had to drag you away from the hotsprings. I had to drag you away."
"Okay maybe I am a perv." Naruto said with a sweatdrop.
"Anyways, drive the attack into that tree over there." Jiraiya said as he nodded towards a tree.
Naruto nodded and blurred away, driving his palm into the nearest tree. The sphere of chakra in his hand drilled itself about halfway into the tree in a perfect circle before the tree exploded into splinters.
"Sweet!" Naruto yelled
"Now, onto the next thing. Do you you have a summoning contract already?"
"Nope."
"Well how would you like to sign the toad contract?"
"It would be an honor."
"Okay then" Jiraiya said as he bit his thumb and did some handseals then slammed his hand down. "Sign here in your blood, and then put your handprints."
Naruto did as told and cut his hand before signing his name to the contract. It glowed green for just a moment and then the glow died away before the scroll rolled back up and disappeared.
"Now then did you copy the handseals?" Jiraiya asked, and Naruto nodded his head.
"Okay just prick your thumb and do the seals, then slam your hand to the ground."
Naruto bit his thumb and did the required seals before slamming his hand down with a cloud of smoke. Once the smoke cleared, a small red toad was there.
"Howdy Jiraiya, what's up?"
"Hey Gamakichi, this is Naruto, the new summoner." Replied Jiraiya.
"A new guy ayy?" Gamakichi said as he hopped around Naruto to get a better look.
"I think I like him!" Gamakichi said after a moment as he leapt onto Naruto's head. "Has he met Dad yet?"
"Nope, you're his first summon."
"Well I'm honored. What's your name by the way?"
"Naruto Namikaze."
"I'm Gamakichi, nice to meet you." Gamakichi said as he stuck his tongue out next to Naruto's hand.
Naruto reluctantly grabbed his tongue and shook it. "Nice to meet you too."
"Alright I hate to interrupt such an emotional scene, but you still need to summon Bunta and meet him."
"Who's Bunta?"
"Gamabunta, he is the toad boss, and my dad."
"Okay, how do I decide which toad I summon?" Naruto asked.
"You'll learn over time, each toad requires a different amount of chakra. For Bunta, use as much as you can spare." Jiraiya answered, not knowing he just made a big mistake.
Naruto bit his thumb and did the handseals before slamming his hand down on the ground. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" He said before he felt himself rocketing into the sky atop the massive red toad who with a tanto on his back and a pipe hanging from his mouth.
"Holy shit Gaki!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he looked off of Gamabunta's head. Next to Bunta, there was another 2 equally toads, a large blue-green toad with a white belly and twin katanas on its back; and a large magenta toad with a shield on his back and a sasumata in his hands.
"Why did you summon us Jiraiya?!" Gamabunta bellowed out
"Actually Bunta, it wasn't me." Jiraiya answered, still in awe at the fact that Naruto summoned the 3 biggest battle-toads.
"Don't bullshit me Jiraiya! Who else could have done it?"
"It was me, Gamabunta-sama!" Naruto said, earning a laugh from the massive toad.
"Good joke Jiraiya, this is one of the best in ages! But why did you bring Gamaken and Gamahiro as well?"
"It really was Naruto Dad. He is the new summoner." Gamakichi said
"Really now. Well then why should we allow you to summon us?" Bunta asked.
"Bunta, this is Minato's son. He is a fine shinobi already at the age of 10." Jiraiya said.
"I would appreciate your permission to be your summoner, Bunta-sama." Naruto added in.
"Hmm… I like you kid. I tell you what, hold on to me for just 30 minutes and I will allow it."
At this point, Jiraiya grabbed Gamakichi and leapt over to Gamaken's head quickly.
"What do you-AHHH!" Naruto started to say before Bunta leapt away in a blur."
"Do you think he'll make it? I sure wouldn't, because I'm too clumbsy." Gamaken said as Bunta shot off.
"Yea he's strong, he'll be fine." Jiraiya replied.
After 30 minutes of the roughest ride he ever experienced, Bunta and Naruto touched back down in the field beside the others, where Naruto promptly jumped off of Bunta and puked.
"Well done Gaki, you may summon us any time you need. Just be prepared to have drinks with us if we are not really needed."
"Thank you, Bunta-sama. I'll keep that in mind." Naruto said as the 3 large toads dispelled themselves.
"Well that went quicker than I expected. Hmm… What is your elemental affinity?"
"Futon, Katon, and Raiton." Naruto replied making Jiraiya facefault.
"Damn 3 affinities. Impressive, though I don't have much along those lines to teach you that I bet you don't already know. I know! I'll teach you my Toton Jutsu(Transparent Escape Technique), since you're an aspiring pervert!"
"I'm not a pervert!" Pouted Naruto.
"You might as well admit it Ero-Gaki." Said Jiraiya with a chuckle, before he began to teach Naruto the Toton Jutsu.
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Hiruzen sat at his desk reading his favorite orange book, concealed by a mission report from earlier in the day. All of a sudden, the door to his office swung open. Hiruzen looked up from his book ready to cuss at whoever entered without knocking, but found no one there.
"Damn cheap faulty hinges interrupting my reading." Muttered Hiruzen as he got up to close the door.
As soon as he reached the door and shut it, a voice echoed out across the room "Please give it to me Arashi! I long for you to fill me!" The voice then changed and spoke again. "Of course Akina, I will gladly fill your voids! Say my name!"
"Who's there?!" Hiruzen shouted as he dropped to his battle stance.
"Oh Arashi it feels so good! Harder! Harder! Bathe me in your fluids!" Said the first voice again.
"Ugh Akina yes! I'm almost there!" Said the second.
"Come out now!" Hiruzen shouted again.
"'Oh God yes! Arashi!' Screamed Akina in ecstasy as the man filled her with his fluids. " Said the first voice.
"'Oh Akina that was wonderful.' Said Arashi as he let he juices flow down her thighs."
"You better reveal yourself!" Shouted Hiruzen once again.
"Are you sure you want us to do that?" Whispered a new voice right beside his ear. He jumped back immediately as Jiraiya and Naruto both shimmered into existence, rolling around in the floor laughing.
"Goddammit Jiraiya you turned Naruto-kun into a pervert!" Hiruzen cursed with a large blush on his face.
"He was just reading from your book sensei." Said Jiraiya as he reigned in his laughter.
"Yes but YOU wrote it. And he spent all day with you!" Replied Hiruzen.
Naruto finally stopped his laughing and fired up another cigarette and said "You know it was funny Jiji."
"No it almost caused me a damn heart attack!" Hiruzen yelled out.
"Sorry, it's just too easy to beat a perv." Naruto said with a smile as he did a couple of handseals and disappeared again before the door to his house appeared, opened, closed, and disappeared again. A few minutes later, even though they were in a pocket dimension, Hiruzen and Jiraiya heard Hinata cursing Naruto. A few minutes after that, the doorway opened back up and Naruto came limping out with a black eye and a busted lip, carrying a pillow and blanket in one arm, the other hanging limp at his side.
"Hey Jiji, can I sleep on the couch tonight?" Naruto mumbled out.
Hiruzen and Jiraiya both hit the floor laughing at his misfortune for a minute before Hiruzen got it under control. "Sure Naruto-kun. I just hope you learned your lesson about using Jiraiya-kun's stupid jutsu."
"Of course I didn't Jiji who do you think I am!" Naruto said with as much of a smile as his broken face could form.
"You are your father's child Naruto-kun." Hiruzen said as she shook his head and Jiraiya smirked.
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With Naruto a few minutes earlier
Naruto silently made his way through the house, until he found Hinata sitting in the living room looking over a scroll on suiton techniques. He carefully stalked over to behind the couch and quickly stuck his hands in front of her face.
"EEP!" Hinata screamed out before she turned and struck one of Naruto's arms with a jyuken palm.
"OWW Hinata-chan it's me!" Naruto screamed as the Toton faded away.
"Naruto-kun you scared me!" Yelled Hinata before she proceeded to beat the shit out of him.
"Hinata-chan I'm sorry!" The crumpled body in the floor that used to be Naruto whimpered out.
"Hmph."
"Please-"
"Leave!"
"But-"
"NOW!" Hinata shouted as Naruto drug himself away.
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The next morning
Naruto awoke on the couch in Hiruzen's office with an aching back, but all the other wounds had already healed.
"I can't believe she kicked me out of my own house." Naruto pouted to himself as he popped his back.
"You two act like a married couple already Naruto-kun." Hiruzen chuckled.
Naruto just growled before disappearing into his home to shower and get ready for the day.
When Naruto stepped in he could smell breakfast cooking, so he made his way to the kitchen.
"Hey Hinata-chan." Naruto said timidly, half hidden behind the doorframe so he could avoid flying utensils.
"Good morning Naruto-kun." Hinata replied in a sing-song voice, making Naruto worry even more.
"M-Morning." He replied as he slowly walked to the table and sat down.
"Did you sleep okay?" Hinata asked in the same sickly sweet voice.
"Not really… A-Are you still mad about last night?"
"No of course not! I could never stay mad at you!" Hinata said, but the evil glint in her eye said different.
"G-Good then." Naruto said as Hinata brought their breakfast to the table.
They finished eating while making small-talk. Once they were done, Naruto said "Wow Hinata-chan, that was delicious! What was in em?"
The evil glint in Hinata's eyes then grew to a sadistic expression over her whole face.
"Oh nothing really, just bacon and pancakes with chocolate chips and laxative."
"W-What d-did you say?" Naruto said as his stomach churned and his face turned green.
"I think you heard me." Hinata replied in the same tone she had used all morning.
"WHY?!" Naruto screamed as he shunshinned to the toilet, where he would remain for quite a while.
"I win!" Yelled Hinata with a big smile as she left the house.
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Several miserable hours later
Naruto finally stumbled away from the toilet with a new-found respect for the saying 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. He took a quick shower and left his house, headed for Ichiraku's to replenish the nutrients that were oh-so-forcefully expelled from his body throughout the course of the day. He decided upon walking instead of shunshinning due to the fact that he still felt a bit queasy.
A few minutes into his walk, Naruto blindly turned a corner and bumped into someone, knocking several grocery bags out of her hands. Naruto quickly apologized and went to help her pick her things up when he noticed who it was, or rather she noticed who he was.
"Naruto-kun! Hi how are you? Sorry about bumping into you I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." Ino said with an embarrassed smile. "Damn I can't believe I just ran into him he must hate me now!"
"No worries Ino, I wasn't paying attention either, and I'm sorry for making you drop your things." Naruto replied.
Ino's mind quickly went into overdrive, forming a devious plan once she realized that he wasn't mad at her.
"Well Naruto-kunnn" She said with a seductive smile, dragging out the 'kun' for longer than normal. "If you really are sorry, you could take me for lunch after I drop these groceries off at home."
Naruto; ever noble, and a bit unknowing, decided that since he was going to eat anyways it wouldn't be a problem if she came along.
"Sure Ino, that would be fine by me." Naruto said, unknowingly accepting her offer of a date.
"Cool! Help me carry these home and then we can go!" Ino half yelled, shoving several bags into Naruto's arms before grabbing his arm and running off with a large smile.
Several minutes later found the pair at the Yamanaka flower shop standing in front of a large, blonde haired man with a spiky flat-top and a pony tail flowing down his back.
"Hey Daddy I'm back!" Ino yelled as she drug Naruto to the counter where her father stood.
"Hey sweetie, who's your boyfriend?" Inoichi asked, stressing the 'boyfriend' before letting out a chuckle.
"This is Naruto, he's not my boyfriend." "Yet." Ino replied with a devious smile.
"Well nice to meet you Naruto-san."
"Likewise Inoichi-sama." Naruto replied as Ino ran off to get ready for her 'date'.
"Hmm that voice is familiar… he's far too young to be him though." Inoichi thought as reached out a hand to confirm his suspicions. Naruto, seeing the question in Inoichi's eyes, and knowing that he was once in ANBU himself, reached out and accepted Inoichi's handshake. Both parties shook hands like any normal greeting, or so it appeared; once the 2 grasped each other's hands, they nondescriptly rubbed their pinky finger along the bottom of the other's hand.
"I'll be damned, it is him." "Thank you." Inoichi said simply, but he knew Naruto would get the meaning.
Naruto was about to reply when he noticed Ino walk around the corner and shoot the pair a questioning look.
"Oh Ino, I was just thanking Naruto here for helping you bring home the groceries." Inoichi said, quickly trying to deter his daughter from prying.
"That didn't sound like a 'thank you for helping with chores thank you." Ino replied.
"And why do you say that?" Inoichi asked, now getting nervous."
"Because it sounded like a 'thanks for saving my daughter thank you."
"Well" Inoichi started but was cut off by Naruto. "She knows already. We were 'forced' to reveal ourselves on the mission."
"I see… Ino I trust that you will tell no one of this right?"
"Yes Daddy, Naruto-kun already swore me to secrecy."
"Naruto-kun ayy? Seems my little girl has the hots for him. At least she picked a good one." Inoichi thought with a smirk, but before he could tease them anymore, Ino interrupted.
"Bye Daddy, Naruto-kun is taking me on a date!" She shouted as she grabbed his hand and drug him out the door.
"Date?" Naruto said sheepishly.
"Yea silly, what'd you think this was?"
"Uhhh… I don't know." Naruto said, causing Ino to sweatdrop.
Soon enough, the 'couple' were at a barbeque joint near Ino's house. As they made to go inside, one of the waiters stopped them.
"We don't serve your kind here. Would you like me to get him away from you Miss?" the man sneered.
"What the hell is that about?" Ino wondered as the man made to grab Naruto. "Excuse me! What is your problem?!"
"We don't allow filth such as this in our establishment."
"What has he ever-"
"Don't worry about it Ino, let's just go somewhere else." Naruto cut in.
"No! That's not right that he would turn you away for nothing!"
"It's fi-"
"It is not for nothing! This child is a de-" at this point, Ino suddenly disappeared to find herself in Naruto's arms, several blocks away from the restaurant. She blushed lightly at being held by him again before he sat her down.
"Thanks for sticking up for me Ino-chan, but like I said, it's fine. We can go somewhere else. I have a feeling that his restaurant will be out of business soon anyways." Naruto said, not noticing the 'chan' he placed at the end of Ino's name.
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Back at the barbecue place
"It is not for nothing! This child is a de-" the waiter said before there was a poof of smoke. Once the smoke cleared, Ino was gone and the man's head was on the ground, with Kitsune standing above the body.
"Mentioning the Kyuubi is punishable by death, and your sentence was carried out as such." Kitsune said to the dead man before turning to the ANBU that now stood behind him. "Please take him to the morgue, he violated 'The Ninth Law'." He said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
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Naruto frowned at receiving the memories of his clone. He really hated having to kill people, but laws were laws, and no one was going to tread on him anymore.
Ino, noticing his frown, spoke up. "What's wrong Naruto-kun?"
"It's nothing. Is Ichiraku's okay with you? I'd like to avoid anymore conflicts if possible."
"Umm sure, I like ramen." Ino said with a half-hearted smile. She couldn't help but wonder why the man treated Naruto so badly. She filed it away as a thought for another time; she wouldn't let anything ruin her date with Naruto-kun!
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Not much to say here, we get to see Naruto's perverted side a bit, and some relationship building, but nothing spectacular. Until next time; review, follow, fav, tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends.