THE KAGAMINE SHOW
(corny theme music) It's the Kagamine woooorrrddd shoooowwwww~
「レン」
And welcome back to the Kagamine show! Unfortunately, we only have an informative show today, as our next special guest couldn't make it. Why, you ask? Well, we had a little "problem" on our last show, and Rin isn't too happy about it.
「リン」
We had 68 visitors on the show in less than an hour, and none of you paid your $#$#%%^*! tickets!
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Len, what was that bleeping sound?
「レン」
Sorry, Rin, but you can't swear on my show, so all your #$!$ and %$& will be bleeped.
「リン」
You know what Len you can go $%#&!&#$*^& in #^%&*(!^ with a ^&!*#$%!
「レン」
See? Comin in handy already.
「リン」
#$5^%$!
「レン」
Anyway, people, if you want the show to continue, pay your tickets. I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR NOTHING.
「リン」
Len, you started this because you were bored.
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(Awkward silence)
「レン」
Okay, awkward silence of the week is over.
Lets read today's fanmail. This is one I've gotten a lot lately, and it says:
Len,
I've heard that people can learn Japanese by watching Anime. Is this true or not? Thanks!
- Ilovesesshysmex85
Good question, Ilovesesshysmex69! ..nice name by the way.. and the answer is – NO! You can't, because real Japanese folk don't talk like say, Naruto (unless of course you're a cosplayer). But, I have good news!
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(whispers) Rin, you're supposed to ask me the good news..!
(Rin rolls her eyes)
「リン」
What's the good news?
「レン」
The good news is it still helps you. I mean come on, how many of you know what yuri, yaoi, baka, teme, omae, anata, iku, sushi, and banzai mean?
(Everyone in the audience except for a green kid in the front raises their hand)
「レン」
It's okay, Beast Boy, I still love you.
「ビスト ボイ」
Thanks dude.
「リン」
Who the $%* let the Teen Titans into Japan?
「レン」
(ignoring her) But my point is this: Anime will still help you learn the language, because you need to be exposed to it. Just don't copycat. Anime are tools for learning in a fun way! We are tools!
「リン」
Len, you just called yourself a tool.
「レン」
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That's all the time we have for today BYE!
「リン」
Len we still have-
「レン」
I SAID BYE!
(the credits abruptly come up)
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