Welcome back everyone. I have a surprise in this chapter, and some of you will surely hate it, while others cream their pants, and others still will be passive to it. Anywho, enjoy.
I don't own Naruto. Or Bleach. Or One Piece. Or (Insert popular manga here).
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"Hello everyone, my name is Genma and I will be the proctor for this part of the exam. (You all know the story there, same as canon) I'd like to start off by saying welcome to everyone. Now without further a due, would Shikamaru Nara and Temari please come down." Genma said to the large crowd.
"Troublesome… I hate fighting women." Shikamaru muttered as he walked to the arena.
"Hey bastard! Don't think that just because I'm a woman I can't kick your ass!" Temari yelled back.
"Sigh What a drag."
(Insert canon fight here)
"Umm… Winner… Temari of Suna. Gaara and Hinata, come on down."
As Hinata made her way to the arena, one would notice a large scroll strapped to her back that wasn't there before the month of training, but most played it off as unimportant.
"Fighters ready?" Genma asked, receiving a nod from both contestants.
"Begin!"
As soon as the match started, Gaara began to lash out with his sand tentacles, but Hinata managed to dodge them all while putting some distance between them.
As soon as Hinata was away from Gaara's sand, she pulled the large scroll off of her back and threw it up into the air, unraveling it as it went. Once the scroll was opened up, she bit her finger and ran a streak of blood down the length of it.
A cloud of smoke surrounded Hinata for just a moment before several blue balls began to fly out of it and pop against the ground, releasing a… bit of water. She threw out several balloons until the ground around her was good and wet before strapping the scroll back to her back and doing a set of hand seals.
"Suiton: Hahonryu!" (Tearing torrent) Hinata yelled out as all of the water she had just spilled out swirled up into the form of a large wave behind her before taking off towards Gaara.
As the wave neared, Gaara did the only thing he knew to do, and put up a wall of sand to block it.
The water and sand collided, and the water wave exploded outwards, soaking the area all around Gaara as well as blowing down the wall.
Gaara was fairly shocked at seeing something defeat his technique so easy, but paid it no mind. Nothing could hurt him as long as he had mother.
He was surprised one again when Hinata charged down the path of her previous wave, coming straight at him.
Gaara tried to will the sand to attack her, but it was reacting very sluggish due to being wet, and she easily dodged the slow moving tentacles and made it inside his guard.
Once Hinata got close to Gaara, she slammed her palm into Gaara's chest and shot him up into the air.
"Holy shit… no one has ever touched Gaara before!" Temari said in a semi panic.
"Yea this is bad!" Added Kankuro.
After Hinata launched Gaara into the air, she raised both palms towards him and released 5 snakes out.
4 of the snakes grabbed Gaara's arms and legs, while the fifth drew back to strike, before a blue ball of chakra formed in it's mouth.
"What the… is that the…" Kakashi mumbled out up in the stands.
"Sen'eijashu Rasengan!" Hinata yelled as the snake struck forward and slammed the ball of chakra into Gaara's chest, blasting him into the ground.
"Un-fucking-believable…" Kakashi said, his visible eye the size of a dish plate.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" came the voice of Gaara from within his crater, in a sickening tone. "BLOOD! MY BLOOD!"
Suddenly, a dome of sand formed over Gaara, muffling the screams.
"Shit not now! It's too early!" Temari yelled out, before feathers began to fall from the ceiling it seemed.
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Kage box
"Long time no see, my student…" Hiruzen said as he leapt back onto a nearby roof.
The Kazekage quickly followed him, while Itachi was fighting back a crowd of Suna and Oto jonin.
"Yessss Ssssarutobi-ssssenssei. It's been too long… NOW!" 'The Kazekage' said as he tore his robes off, reealing…(Big surprise…) Orochimaru. As soon as he finished speaking, the sound 4 leapt up to the roof with them and formed a barrier around the 2.
"Assss you can see… it is me against you, and only one of us will leave here alive." Oro said with a chuckle.
"I'm going to finish what I should've done a long time ago. You will die here Orochimaru!" Hiruzen said as he ripped his robes off to reveal his black battle armor.
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Back in the arena
All hell had officially broke loose. Once the feathers begun to fall, all of the lower level shinobi and civilians fell asleep.
"Hinata, go wake up the other genin and begin the evacuation of the civilians!" Naruto yelled out as he appeared beside her in a swirl of flames.
Naruto then did a set of hand seals and said "Raiton: Jibashi!" as a large bolt of lightning shot out of his hands and blew Gaara's dome of sand apart.
Naruto started in for the kill, but before he could make it, Temari and Kankuro appeared beside Gaara and grabbed him before bolting away, towards the outside of the village.
"Ahh shit… Taka, with me. Neko, Akuma, defend the stadium." Naruto said as Sasuke dropped in beside him and the pair blurred away in pursuit of the sand siblings.
They caught up a few miles outside of the village in a clearing as Temari and Kankuro dropped Gaara and tried to run off.
"Sasuke, don't let them escape. They need to be captured alive." Naruto said before Sasuke nodded and took off.
"Mother wants your blood… I must kill you to prove my existence!" Gaara yelled out as his sand began to lash out furiously.
Naruto dodged all of the sand tentacles without problem, before appearing beside Gaara and punching him in the face.
Gaara flew back several feet before skidding to a stop and grinning maniacally. "Hahaha yes I'm free! Finally free!" Gaara yelled out in his demons voice. "Tanuki Neiri no Jutsu!"
Suddenly, sand started to rise out of the ground and wrap around Gaara, until he took the form of Shukaku; all that remained of Gaara was his chest and shoulders, jutting out of Shukaku's head.
"YAY! NOW DIE! FUTON: RENKUDAN!" Shukaku screamed as he sucked in a deep breath and punched himself in the stomach, blowing out a massive wind bullet towards Naruto.
Naruto dodged the bullet with ease, but as he landed from the dodge, everything went dark.
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Naruto woke up in the familiar setting of his mindscape sewer, staring down the massive fox.
"What the fuck? I'm in the middle of a fight here?!" Naruto yelled out.
"Shut the fuck up and listen to me! Use my power kit. I want you show that piss ant his place."
"I don't need your power I can take care of this on my own!"
"It wasn't a goddamn option! I am the mightiest of the bijuu, and I want you to show him as much. Now go."
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Naruto woke back up with everything just as it was when he left, except now he had a shroud of red chakra around him, and 9 tails flowing behind him.
"Ohhh joy! Kurama it's been too long! I'm going to love killing you!" Shukaku yelled out as he began to fire wind bullets at Naruto.
Naruto dodged several of the wind bullets, before stopping and letting one of them hit him head on. When the bullet hit, the ground around Naruto exploded, kicking up a large cloud of dust.
"Fucking pathetic." Naruto said with a chuckle, before a massive stream of flames erupted from the dust cloud. "Have a taste of TRUE POWER!"
Shukaku didn't move fast enough, and the fire hit his left arm, turning it to glass before blowing it off.
"OWWW I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Shukaku billowed out before launching more sand towards Naruto.
"Kit, to end this fight you need to wake the container. Or kill him. I don't give a shit one way or the other, but hurry and shut that bitch ass raccoon up." Kurama said inside Naruto's head.
Naruto then dodged several tentacles of sand before doing some hand seals. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu." He said as he slammed a palm to the ground.
A large cloud of smoke appeared, revealing Gamabunta once it was gone.
"Damn what have you got yourself into Gaki?"
"Shukaku. Can you occupy him for a moment?"
"Of course." Bunta said as he leapt forward in a blur, slamming into the large raccoon and knocking him off balance. "Go now Gaki!"
Naruto quickly leapt off of Bunta's head and onto the Shukaku, dodging the sand that tried to grab him as he rushed towards Gaara.
"Rasengan!" Naruto yelled out as he thrust the Rasengan into Gaara's chest. Gaara's eyes quickly shot open to the size of dinner plates before he was blown out of Shukaku's head.
"No goddammit I just got out! It's too soon! I'll kill you for this Kurama!" Shukaku yelled out as his body began to disintegrate.
"See you later Gaki." Bunta said before dispelling himself, now that his job was done.
Just as Gaara landed on the ground, Sasuke appeared with an unconscious Kankuro and Temari on his shoulders and sat them down.
"Shoo. I could feel this fight from miles away. Must have been fierce." Sasuke said with a grin under his mask.
"Yea, it was almost like 2 demons going at it." Naruto replied with a chuckle.
"No shit." Sasuke replied before laughing a bit.
"Lets get back to the village and mop up." Naruto said as they grabbed their prisoners and leapt off.
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"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!" Genma shouted as he blew out a large fireball towards Baki.
Baki narrowly dodged the fireball before shouting. "Suna forces, retreat!" as he leapt out of the arena, followed by several other Suna nin.
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"Katon: Karyuendan." Itachi said as he blew out a large stream of flames in the shape of a dragon, incinerating several more of the Suna and Oto shinobi as they tried to retreat.
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"Katon: Gamyu Endan!" Jiraiya yelled out as Gamabunta blew a large stream of oil out towards the 3 large summon snakes. Jiraiya then hit the oil with a fireball and ignited it, burning all of the snakes and dispelling them.
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"Thirty-three!" Kakashi yelled out as he cut down another Suna jonin with his Chidori.
"Yosh! It seems you win this time my eternal rival! Thirty-two! Gai yelled as he smashed an Oto shinobi's head in with his fist just as they began to retreat.
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Tora had just slashed down several Oto shinobi, and was turning to attack another group, when a fish masked ANBU sprang from the ground and grabbed him from behind, before stabbing him in the back of the head with a chakra scalpel. He never even knew what hit him.
"Excellent. With Orochimaru-sama taking down the old bastard, and the ANBU commander dead, the village will surely fall." The assailant said as he removed his stolen ANBU mask, revealing Kabuto, before he sunk back into the ground and disappeared.
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"Shiki Fujin!" Hiruzen yelled out as his shadow clones grabbed onto Hashirama and Tobirama. After he had the Edo-Hokages held, the Shinigami appeared behind him, with a spectral projection of Hiruzen handing on it's chest.
The Shinigami then thrust his arm through Hiruzen's chest, and the arm came out of the clones and took the souls of the Sho and Nidaime, while the arm came from the real Hiruzen and grabbed Oro.
"Damn you old man! I won't let it end like this!" Oro screamed out as he called his Kusanagi from behind Hiruzen.
Enma tried to grab the sword, but was bound by trees and didn't make it in time to stop it from halfway piercing Hiruzen's chest.
Hiruzen felt his life quickly fading, and knew he didn't have enough time to fully remove Oro's soul.
"I may not have killed you today, but I will take away what is most important to you! Your jutsu!" Hiruzen grunted out as the Shinigami pulled out Oro's soul-arms and cut them off with his sword, before disappearing.
"Damn you Sarutobi!" Oro screamed out as his arms turned a sickly black. "Drop the barrier we're leaving!"
The sound 4 quickly dropped the barrier and grabbed Oro before running off.
"It's been a good run Saru, I was honored to have known you."
"And I you Enma. Have a good…" Hiruzen said as his life faded away.
Just then Yugao and Zabuza showed up now that the barrier was down. "MEDIC!" Yugao screamed when she saw that Hiruzen was down.
"It's no use Neko, he used the Shiki Fujin, his soul was taken away." Enma said solemnly.
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Naruto and Sasuke arrived back in the village just as the Oto and Suna forces began to retreat, and went straight back to the stadium.
"Musu. Take these 3 to the prison." Naruto said as he and Sasuke handed over the 3 captives. "Kuma, report."
"Taichou." Kuma said with a bow. "We drove the forces away with minimal casualties on our side. An estimated loss of less than 40. Hokage-sama and Tora-Taichou were unfortunately part of those 40 though."
"Shit…" Naruto mumbled under his breath, trying to reign in his emotions. "I see… as you were." He then disappeared in a vortex of flames and reappeared in the Hokage's office to find Jiraiya already there with his head down on the desk.
Naruto took his mask off and walked closer to Jiraiya and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey Ero-sennin, how are you?"
"I'm hanging on Ero-Gaki. How about you?"
"It's tough… He was like a grandfather to me ya know… the only person who cared for me for most of my life."
"I know… He was like a father to me too. It's gonna be hard but we have to stay strong, it's what he'd want."
"Yea. I don't want to insult Jiji's memory by pouting over it, we have to pull together and rebuild the village."
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A few days later
While the majority of the village has been working to rebuild and clean up, the council has been meeting often, trying to appoint the next Hokage. Naruto has been attending as the acting ANBU commander, with Jiraiya there in his seat as one of the Sannin, among the other clan heads; Shikaku Nara, Chouza Akimichi, Inoichi Yamanaka, Shibi Aburame, Tsume Inuzuka, Asuma Sarutobi, Hiashi Hyuga, and Itachi Uchiha, and then the elders; Homura and Koharu.
"Okay once again I call this meeting of the Council of Fire to order." Itachi, as the head of the council, said. "On the topic of our Godaime Hokage, are there any nominations?"
"I nominate Jiraiya-sama. He is very capable for obvious reasons." Shikaku said.
"I refuse. I have too much business outside of the village that I have to keep up to be tied down."
"Troublesome."
"How about Itachi-sempai?" Naruto added in, earning a few nods from everyone.
"I refuse as well. I have too much on my plate trying to reestablish my clan and be the Jonin-commander as it is, much less be Hokage."
"Well then… who could it be?" Shikaku spoke up again.
"How about my old teammate Tsunade?" Jiraiya said.
"Hmm… I don't believe she would be right for the job either. She has been gone from the village for 15 years already going from town to town accumulating debts and causing trouble. She is too care-free to hold such office." Hiashi added in, earning nods from a couple of people.
"Kakashi Hatake?" Homura asked, earning laughs from Jiraiya, Itachi, and Naruto, with them earning funny looks from the rest.
"Shit that was good." Jiraiya said as he wiped a tear away. "Kakashi is strong, smart, and a good leader, sure, but he will be late for his own funeral. Being Hokage is too much responsibility for him."
"How about Naruto-kun?" Itachi added in out of the blue.
"Tha fuck?" Naruto said, causing Jiraiya to giggle a bit. Hiashi glared at Naruto while the rest of the council gave Itachi a look that said 'explain'.
"Naruto-kun has been an ANBU captain for over a year with a perfect success rate. All of his colleagues praise his abilities. And he is now on equal grounds with myself in terms of rank, as the ANBU commander."
"Don't you think I'm too young to be the Hokage?" Naruto asked.
"No, Sarutobi became Hokage at only thirteen; age makes no difference. The will of fire burns bright in you, and you are among the strongest in our village at only 12. The only ones here who can fight you on equal grounds are Jiraiya-sama, myself, and maybe Kakashi because he has years of experience."
"…" was all Naruto could get out.
"Do you accept the nomination?" Shikaku asked, ready to get this over with.
"I guess…"
"Fine, all in favor of Naruto becoming the Godaime?" Itachi said as everyone but Hiashi raised their hands.
"By a majority vote, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze is now the Godaime Hokage of Konoha. Congratulations Naruto-kun." Itachi said, smiling at the end.
"Wow… This is just a fucking dream. That's the only explanation. I must have got my ass kicked by Gaara. I could halfway handle ANBU commander, but I wont believe that I'm actually the Hokage." Naruto said.
"Believe it Ero-Gaki-Sama." Jiraiya said as he walked over and patted Naruto on the head before leading him to the head of the council.
"Now Hokage-sama, we must pick a new ANBU commander." Itachi said.
Naruto simply sat there and stared into space for a moment, letting things soak in, before he finally 'woke up'.
"Do you have any recommendations?"
"Aside from you, I believe the next best choice would have to be Tenzo. He has been a captain for a while and has a near perfect record, as well as impressive skills."
"Yea I remember Tenzo, he is very skilled with his Mokuton techniques. Okay then, I nominate Tenzo as the next ANBU commander." Naruto said, earning nods from everyone else after hearing his report. "I always saw Jiji-sama do this, I wonder if it is a inherited skill of the Hokage… Kuma." He said the first part to himself, but Jiraiya laughed a bit at hearing it as Kuma appeared out of nowhere.
"Yes Hokage-sama?"
"Wow. Kuma could you find Tenzo and bring him here please?"
"Hai, Hokage-sama." Kuma said as he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Anything else you would like to discuss Hokage-sama?" Itachi asked.
"Itachi-sempai you don't have to do the honorific thing… you were once my commander, and my 'jonin-sensei'. But yes, Ero-sennin, though Tsunade wasn't a good choice for Hokage, what are the chances she would come back here to become the head of a new medic-nin corps?"
"Doubtful, but we can try."
"Okay then we will talk about that later. That is all I have for now."
"Very well, I make a motion that we adjourn." Shikaku said lazily, secretly happy that the mess was over and he didn't end up as the Hokage.
"I'll second that motion." Inoichi said.
"Very well, the meeting is now adjourned." Itachi said as everybody began to leave.
After a while, only Naruto, Jiraiya, and Itachi remained in the room.
"Congratulations again Gaki. You're the youngest Hokage in Konoha's history. Your dad would be proud of you."
"Thanks Ero-sennin." Naruto replied before smiling big. "You know, now that I'm the Hokage you can't call me Ero-Gaki anymore! Hah!."
"Sure I can, Ero-Gaki."
"Grr."
"Once again, congratulations Naruto-kun. How about you come for dinner at our house tonight, I'm sure mother would love to cook you a celebration dinner." Itachi said.
"Sure thing. Thanks Itachi-sempai."
"It's no longer Sempai, I'm your subordinate now, Hokage-sama."
"Oh yea… this is just too much to take in at once." Naruto said as he grabbed his head in mock pain, earning a laugh from Jiraiya and Itachi.
"It'll come in time Ero-Gaki."
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Omake #1
"It'll come in time Ero-Gaki. Now lets walk and talk, I've got some ideas id like to pitch to you."
"Sure thing, we can talk about it over ramen." Naruto said as he grabbed Jiraiya and they disappeared in a flash of yellow light.
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Ichiraku ramen
Ayame and Tseuchi were sitting behind the counter, wondering who the next Hokage would be, when there was a yellow flash, revealing Naruto and Jiraiya.
"Hi there Jiraiya, Naruto-kun. What can I get for you today?"
"That's Hokage-kun to you now!" Jiraiya said proudly while pointing at Naruto.
"No shit?"
"Yea we just voted him in, now we are here to discuss new policies."
"Well congratulations, ramen is on the house for our Hokage-sama!" Tseuchi said as he and Ayame retreated to the back to start cooking.
"Well, Ero-Gaki, what I had in mind was…"
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3 days later
Naruto was walking through the streets in his newly fitted Hokage robes, alongside a pale looking Jiriaya.
The reason Jiraiya is pale you ask? Nosebleed. Lots and lots of nosebleed.
They continued walking for several minutes until they reached their destination- Ichiraku's. The pair folded back the curtain and walked inside to find Ayame taking orders, wearing nothing but a bikini bottom.
Naruto's nose began to flow blood out of it, while Jiraiya's bled so hard it rocketed him away to somewhere else in the village. Naruto smiled a bit as he sat down. "Damn I love being Hokage."
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Flashback
"Well Ero-Gaki, what I had in mind was a new female dress code. As you know, the women around here dress far too conservatively."
"You're right Ero-sennin. Its time for a change! Starting tomorrow, all women must wear nothing more than a bikini! All women who choose to wear nothing will receive C-Rank mission pay daily!"
"YES MY DREAM COME TRUE!" Jiraiya shouted before fainting.
The moral of the story: Don't elect an already perverted impressionable dictator.
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Hope you all enjoyed this chapter; I sure didn't. I feel like it didn't have a good flow, but i worked for a while and couldn't get it to look any better… so I hope yall like it better than me.
I'm sure some of you now hate me for making Naruto the Hokage already, but that's what I had in mind from the beginning. If you don't like it, refer to my complain department.
That's all I have, so review and flame me and all that good shit. Till next time.