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Merry Christmas one and all its 11:14pm

title is inspired by the song sorry I was just in the mood

Chapter 4- Maneater

Ginny won her war with Draco as usual but he sulked for hours. Now on the Hogwarts express wedged in between pugged faced Pansy and bleak Blaise she was seriously unhappy.

"Hey Riddle," whispered Pansy "at least your not sitting over by the panting twins."

ewww she is right but for some reason she is just as bad

The panting twins a.k.a. Crabbe and Goyle were sitting across from her looking absolutely pathetic with Draco squish between them looking very smug and small (despite his size).

BANG

Ron and Harry barge threw the door

"Ginny what the heck do you think your doing in here?"Yelled Ron

"Funny Ronikins you never noticed me missing for two days that's nice, "said Ginny calmly walking up to harry "Hmm hello Harry . . . It's funny I really do take after pop" whispered Ginny touching Harry's scar

"Argh . . . !" screamed Harry doubling over

twitching her hips Ginny walked over too, Draco and sat on his lap "seems that daddy isn't the only person who can hurt you pumpkin hey"

Draco just sat there smirking with his hand on her waist playing along

Ron was red redder than his hair and stopped out yelling "you'll regret this you hag"

Harry just stood there gapping at her hand over scar.

"Now Harry dear I wonder what we should do to your granger turn her into the little cat she is?"

Harry bolted flat out.

Ginny walked to the screen laughing mirthlessly "and my name is Darla riddle not Ginny Weasly by the way!"

Later she found that Harry had hidden Hermione in the luggage compartment and had not let her out till a teacher came on board to get them when they arrived.

In the dining hall Heh . . . maby I will just leave it here I know it's short but oh well . . .

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Did I fool yea?

Dining Hall

"Welcome, as always the . . ." Dumbledore's speech went on for five minutes until, "and now the sorting starts off with an unusual twist. It seems that five years ago the sorting hat was bewitched on a certain child's sorting controlling their sorting . . . now may I present the girl in her new name Miss Darla Riddle."

Ginny (or Darla as I will now call her from now on) walked up the stairs to the sorting hat her fathers cloaked draped over her shoulders, a hood drawn over her face and stood hovering 2 feet off the floor.

She heard whispers of riddle? and hisses of spawn of the devil

she just laughed silently

"Miss Riddle why do you have a hood over your face?" asked Professor Snape

"Why can't I shock my peers my servant?" she asked back putting him back into his place

Professor Mc Gonnagall tried to be able to place the hat on her head before the hat announced its decision but too late

"Ravenclaw no . . . Slytherin nononono Gryffindore . . . Hufflepuff? Damn can't sorry Dumbledore"

"Language Hat!" yelled Dumbledore but many students had flopped onto the floor laughing uncontrollably

once the room had settled (about five minutes late)

"It seems you may choose the House Miss Riddle" said Dumbledore briskly

"Hmm . . . ? Well it might as well be my father house shouldn't it . . . Slytherin"

stupid idiotic dumbledorf

"Very well Miss riddle" Dumbledore said with distaste clapping his hands, "go to your table now"

"No not yet not till I reveal myself" said Darla waving for draco to come over, "ok Draco now"

The hall erupted in gasps and cries of " no it can't be"

In Ron's case it was a big puffy red face and him running up to her trying to jinx her. Darla stood then facing Ron. She looked at Snape who was secretly the new headmaster since Dumbledore secretly resigned but stayed behind to make sure Snape's first year was successful.

He nodded

Darla shrieked with a hateful scream " Missssshuutrreeesssss meeennaaalllssssaasssessss" rasing her arms over her sending a circle of black to cloud over Ron.

Ron was tied up and several feathers were tickling him in his sensitive areas

"See Ronikins you maddened your new potions master"said Darla waving her hand over Ron who was released of her spell.

Ron ran and hid behind Harry

ok now I cut off . . . I promise to have the next chapter up by the 6th of January 2 days after my b day

-------------------------------------------------------------Jamie V