Dear Santa
by DBZstories1989
Dear Santa,
I really don't believe in this ridiculous fairy tale nonsense, but I decided to try this baby out. First of all, it would be really nice to have a new megaphone, so I can tell everyone who's in charge. Secondly, I would really like a new high chair for my little one, since I broke it during my aggressive rampage in my office. (Don't worry! The baby wasn't even in it, you Jolly 'Ol Man) Last but not least, I really would like a buzzer, so I could shave off all of Will's hair, as pay back for crashing my $2,000 dollar convertible that currently in the god forsaken shop. Ugh, life is a true pain in the neck, sometimes. Anyway, thank you for your time reading this already long ass letter! Well, I better get going. Baby needs a nap.
Sincerely,
Sue Sylvester