Crona in Wonderland

*Do not own Soul Eater or anything having to do with Soul Eater

*Notes*: Fem Crona and will loosely follow the EXACT story of Alice in Wonderland (No adaptation is the same).

Chapter 3: Small, Big, and Small Again

Crona Continued further unable to forget the uneasy feeling that the Dodo gave her. There was something in the air for a moment, something evil. Or was it evil? She didn't even know anymore. The apparent bird had given her some directions (although some not very clear directions) and that was all she had to go on. Her eyes widened when she remembered that she would try and find the house of that "White Rabbit".

She hopped it not be to far. She wanted to spend as little time here as possible. She kept on walking and observing; observing this strange world that she had (most literally) fallen into. And was there a reason that that Dodo and the other animals resembled so closely a handful of people that she actually knew? Who knows. Know was the time to prgress forward and forget about that.

She turned her head every so often to keep an eye out for the house of the Rabbit. So far there was no sign of anything like that but the sidewalk of crimson brick continued so it must lead towards some form of civilization, right?

As she walked she heard something but the sound came from her this time. It was her stomach, she was hungry. She blushed from the un-lady-like sound. "Oh man...I wonder if there's anything around to eat." she looked at her pocket remembering that she still had the crumb of that cookie but she needed to save that for if anything in this world out of the reach of these small animals.

She looked around, now, for something to eat. But as chance would have it, she actually did come across a house. It was a nice little house an the side of the road. It had a mailbox: White Rabbit it said. Crona smiled. "Finally." she said feeling some satisfaction. But as she approached the house, something about it seemed to remind her of something.

She eyed it over carefully, examining it's structure, style, and paint. She stared harder but she couldn't place why this looked so familiar to her, then again, how could it. She had never been here before so how could she have memory of something she had never seen before?

But once she took one more step she instantly realized what it was about this abode that caught her attention. she giggled a little when the realization hit her. "Yeah, it's Kid's house..." she took one more glance at the fancy building. "Perfectly symmetrical..."

She then walked up to the front door and smiled faintly as she reluctantly knocked a few times. she waited but after nearly a few minutes of waiting and a few more knocks she was able to assume that he was not home (how unfortunate). She finally found the house of possibly the only thing in this world that could help her and he wasn't home. she looked down one side of the road and then down the other. There was no sign that he was on his way here either.

Crona took a deep sigh. She looked at the door again and then tought to check something. She placed her hand on the door handle and gently turned it. It was unlocked. At first she thought that was convinient but would it be rude to enter someone's house uninvited? Kid was Crona's friend, that was for sure, but everyone seemed to someone or something else in this world.

But good manners weren't exactly on her list of things to do. She needed some questions answered and had no time to wait for any rabbits to invite her to ask those questions. She cautiously entered the house, hoping that it wasn't boobytrapped or something. She looked both ways before proceeding inside. As she walked in she could see the touched done to the house that screamed "Kid lives here!".

Everything was either symmetrical or black and white or both. Regardless, it was a very nice looking home. As she looked around, something caught the attention of Crona's nose. "Oh, wow. What's that?" she sniffed the air and looked around wondering were that aroma could be coming from. It was rather hard for her to place EXACTLY where it was, which was rather odd considering her mother had the senses of a snake).

Eventually the sent lead her up the stairs and into the rabbit's bed room. Once she was inside she was able to see just where that sent was coing from. Cookies. A whole plate of freshly made cookies. Oh dear, if they had just been made then does that mean that he just left? Crona frowned at the thought of him not beeing back very soon when something else made itself known.

Her stomach growled again causing her to blush once more. "Oh man...sigh, well at least Ragnarok's not coming out to hit me on the head begging for food..." her eyes widened when she said that. Where was Ragnarok anyway? He hasn't said a word or even mad eit clear if he was...well...HERE.

Perhaps he is something else in this world as well. She looked back at the plate of cookies as her stomach growled at her once more. "Well...I'm sure he wouldn't notice if I took just one..." she said as she picked a cookies of the plate. Apparently Crona has forgotten that Kid's favorite number is eight, like the number of cookies on the plate; he was certainly going to notice. But Kid missing one cookie was the least of her problems if she ate it.

She was prepared to take a bite out of it when she stopped and looked at the cokkie angrily. "Wait a minute. Im not going to grow giant again, am I?" but Crona's hunger got the best of her. Her stomach growled again causing her to shiver. "Okay, oaky, you win..." she looked at the cookie feeling every regret as she took a bite out of it. she chewed it and swallowed it. She waited a moment but nothing seemed to happen. She seemed to be the same.

She gave a sigh of relief. "Good.." she said but that was wrong. It took a moment but Crona grew almost immediately after that moment of silence. She shrieked as the room shrank around her. Her legs had broke through the windows and one of her arms also managesd to force it's way outside. After shrieking OUCH once her head hit the roof she yelled something else.

"DAMMIT!" she yelled in reaction to the middle finger salute she had just recieved. She looked at the situation she was currently in. Great, how was she suppose to get out of this without destroyinh the house...more than she had already? She growled then sighed. "Great...not only did this happen and now I'm stuck but there's no way he'll help me after I wrecked his house..." Crona was about to cry. All this because of that stupid cookie.

Crona would have actually started crying but then she heard something. It sounded like wisteling. She tried to twist and turn herself so that she could see out the window but it was to difficult. The wisteling belonged to the White Rabbit himself whom was returning home after a quick walk. But once he saw his house his eyes widened with horror. "AAAGGGGHHH!" he screamed.

"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-MY HOUSE! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!" he looked at all the damage delt to it. "NO, THE SYMMETRY, THE SYMMETRY!" he screamed as he ran around seeing the broken windows and busted walls.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. What the hell happened?"

Crona could hear himfrom outside. "Kid? Kid is that you?" she called out.

Kid, er-um, the White Rabbit wasn't even paying attention. He was too busy screaming over his no longer symmetrical house.

As he scampered around his house in a frenzy a familair face was walking by. T'was the Dodo that Crona hed met earlier amd with him was another familair face; or at least Crona would be able to recognize him if she could see him. T'was Spirit but in this world he was known as Bill the lizard. And to fit the name, Bill did have a lizard's tail and lizard like hands. He also wore a faded black hat to match his equally faded black coat.

"Oi, how ya do'in Mr. Rabbit?" said the Dodo as he and Bill wlked up to his house.

"How am I doing?! My house has been desolated?! Oh my sweet symmetrical house!"

The Dodo and Bill looked at each other and then at the Rabbit's house. "Yeah that's a bit of a problem you've got there, Sir." Bill said casually, tilting his hat as he looked up at the roof.

"Well it appears you have an unexpected guest, Sir." said the Dodo pointing to one of Crona's legs.

The rabbit looked up. "Oh yeah...WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?" Crona could hear them talking outside, especially with Kid's shouting. She felt so bad but at the same time she was pissed off that this has happened at all. WHO NEEDS MAGICAL COOKIES THAT MAKE YOU GROW EIGHT TIMES YOUR OWN HIGHT, ANYWAY?!

Crona contorted her body trying to get herself out of the holes she had just made in the walls when suddenly something hit her. "Ouch!" she cried. She looked down and saw that the item that hit her was a pebble. Before she could wonder why she had been hit with it, more started to bombard her.

They where coming from outside and all it took was a slight turn of her head to see that the ones throwing them where the three animals outside. Another one hit her leg. "Ouch! Stop it!" she exclaimed.

The animas ceased their throwing. "Well that doesn't seem to have helped much." said the Dodo placing his hand on his chin.

"Now what...?" the three stood silent and pondered trying to think of a way to fix this nonsense. The Dodo snapped his fingers. "I've got it." He said with a smile.

The other two turned to him. "What is it...?" they said in sync.

He then pulled a ladder out from no where and placed it against the wall of the Rabbit's house. He pointed to the roof. "Go down the chimney, Bill. Go see what the problem is."

"No way!" said the lizard man backing up.

"It's too late Bill. It has been decided that you will go down the chimney." Said the White Rabbit as he and the Dodo grabbed him by the shoulders. "Now up you go..."

"W-WAIT A MINUTE!" and they through Bill right at the mid section of the ladder. As he slammed into it, he attempted to grab on before he would fall off. "I hate you guys!" he yelled at the other two.

"Aw, come on. You're already almost there, now just a few more feet up."

Bill turned away from them and growled angrily as he began to climb the rest of the ladder. Meanwhile, Crona could hear everything they were talking about. She wanted to get out as much as thy wanted her out but she wasn't too keen on the idea of one of them coming down the chimney to get an up-skirt look at her. She could hear the lizard man was already on the roof. She didn't know what else to do so she prepared to do the only thing she could do. "Sorry about this, Mr. lizard". she said as she readied her one free lg.

Bill started to climb down the chimney as the Dodo cheered him on. "You're doing great, Bill!"

"Shut Up!" Bill started to slide down the chimney not knowing what awaited him.

As he came down to the point where she could hear him and tell that he was only a moment away, she got her foot ready. The instant she saw his scaly tail, she shivered and quickly kicked them chimney shooting Bill high into the air. The Rabbit and the Dodo watched as bill plummeted back to the ground and landed harshly in the Rabbit's garden.

"AAGGHH! My perfectly symmetrical garden!" the Rabbit shrieked.

"Bill? Are you alright?" Asked the Dodo but there was no response from the unconscious lizard.

The Dodo and the Rabbit looked at each other with blank expressions. "What now...?" the Rabbit asked breaking the silence.

"Well, the way I see it, their is only one possible solution left." The Rabbit stared at him uneasy awaiting his suggestion.

"We have to burn the house down!"

"WHAT!" screamed the Rabbit and Crona at the same time.

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! We are not burning my house down!"

"Why not? It's already in pretty bad shape."

"That's no my fault, you lunatic!"

Crona tried to get up but there was no way of doing so without breaking and wrecking more of the house. "There' no way you're burning his house down with me in here!" she shouted she looked around for something, ANYTHING that could help her, but there was nothing. Nothing but those damn cookies that started all this trouble.

The sight of the cookies actually made Crona mad enough to kick them on sight. hen she did the house shook a bit. "Oh dear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" she tried to keep herself steady so that the house would not crumble to pieces. as she did, several little items rolled about that had fallen off of furniture and what not.

One in particular rolled by and tapped Crona's foot. "Huh?" she looked down at the item which was a small blue bottle, similar to the one she found in that first room that made her shrink. "Wait a minute..." she said to herself as she picked it up to view it closer. It was! It was the same liquid that made her shrink before. Or at least it looked the same but at this point she was welling to try anything.

She opened the bottle and eyed it one more time before very reluctantly drinking from it. It was silent for a moment. Crona a=waited for something to happen but nothing did. "Oh dear..." she said. "I hope I didn't just drink something that's going to make me sick..."

Suddenly a gust of wind entered the room blowing against her side. It was cold and caused her to shiver at first. But before she cold attempt to move away from the breeze, she immediately shrank to a tiny size, even smaller than before. "Oh no, that was too much!" she aid as she began to fall towards the floor.

But before she could hit the ground, the gust of wind that had entered the room was only mildly annoying when she was big, but now that she was this small it easily carried her away. she cried out as the wind blew her outside one of the holes made by her legs and far from the house. The Rabbit and the Dodo looked in confusion as the girl disappeared from the house. "Where'd she go...?"

"Don't know..." the two looked around wondering what just happened but Crona was gone.

Crona screamed as she was blown through the air like a ragdoll. It carried her far from the house and into a near by forest. Crona stopped screaming and noticed that she was now falling. The last thing she saw was the ground of the forest as she plummeted into a field of mushrooms...

Did I say a month after chapter 2, I meant it would be out a week after...Whoops. Anyway, there's chapter 3. I want all the chapters to be at least 3000 words. I rushed this one a little because a wanted to finish it so bad. Well chapter four should be out the next day (hopefully).