After over dramatically shipping Karkat and Shadow on fanfiction during a party that never happened, I sat at the computer scrolling Tumblr. I heard a lot of screaming from my room. Now I probably should have been worried but Emo was probably reading Homestuck related and he always turned into a spaz. After a lot of yelling about Karkat I went to make sure he didn't break my laptop. Walking in I saw Shadow on the floor and I heard the sound of a leprechaun being groped and assumed it was Pesterchum. I picked it up and saw that Karkar was spamming him with links. I clicked them and it was a bunch of really bad and/or m-rated fics or maybe some yaoi.
"Oh my god Karkat, what are you doing?" I mumbled as I clicked the newest link he sent. I opened it and began to read, though it seemed familiar. I scrolled back to the top and saw it was by It'sNotSmut- oh my god.
"Quit looking at my messages." Shadow said and tried to take the laptop back. I snatched it from him and ran out of my room. I was out my front door when he appeared in front of me. Oh that's right, magical time power shit. I burst back into my house and put up my chaos control proof force field. After that panic attack I walked away from the door. I got on fanfiction and saw that Karkat PM'd me. I opened up the link he sent and saw it was a story that confessed my love for; wait hang on there's too many to count let me just
Bro
Dave
Dirk
Tavros
Eridan
Karkat(oh lord how did he know)
Gamzee
Equius
Mituna
Kankri
Cronus
Rufioh
Kurloz
Jack Frost
Peter Pan
The Doctor
Probably more…
Well my life is over. I curled up underneath my blankets and died a little bit. Moral of the story; do ship thing you shouldn't, said ship will get revenge.