Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX. No, not even in my dreams.
((Warnings: OOC-ness at times, ridiculous situations, Dub names, annoying Mary Sues.))
Slash: I'm sorry that the first chapter was so short! I'm barely getting used to posting up stories, so it will take a little time until I get better at it. Thank you for understanding!
And I'd like to thank
Lord British
Beautyheart18
and
Pacwoman for reviewing! Reading the reviews made me very happy! DD
(Note: I don't know if this is important for anyone, but since he's going to be in the story a lot, I think I'll eventually update the first chapter and give Ari a description (and a last name). XP
Eh, I'll do it right now. It's nothing special. Ari Davidson is a tall, lanky Ra Yellow kid with glasses and brown hair. Not very elaborate, eh? D)
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Chapter 2: Our Mary Sue
"Slifer dorm...Slifer dorm...where is that place again?"
Angelica Simmons the Mary Sue walked aimlessly around the campus, shielding her pink eyes from the blazing sun. Her best friend Ari Davidson jogged not far behind her, trying hard to keep up with her long strides. She stopped for a moment and he leaned over, gasping for breath.
"Duh...it's the building... that's not blue or yellow." He pointed out breathlessly. He looked up at her, a look of confusion etched on his face. "What the hell did you do to get Sheppard to place you in Slifer, anyway? It's usually only for boys." Angelica winked at him. "Oh, you know..let's just say I gave him what every man wants."
Ari fell over and sprang back up in shock. "Ugh..Angelica, you don't mean--!" He said in pure disgust. Angelica's eyes widened at the realization of what she said.
"OH, NO! Not like THAT! Uh, I bribed him." She blushed profusely. Ari rolled his eyes. "That's not very Mary-Sueish of you, you know." He said .
Angelica's face fell. "I know, I know...but once I meet this Jaden Yuki kid, he'll be sure to fall in love with me and my deviously good looks, and then I'll be all set!" She giggled, skipping around in circles. "I'll make my author so proud of me that she'll want to take me back!"
"...Okay." Ari said before finding his own way to the Ra Yellow dorms. "..Good luck with that."
"You're just jealous that I'm so perfect." Angelica muttered, straightening out her auburn-blonde hair.She continued walking to the Slifer dorms, and while she was doing so her Yami started to laugh.
'Pfft. You know well that this plan isn't going to work. You're going to fall flat.on.your.face.' Sneered the cynical voice inside her head. This time Angelica laughed harshly.
"What do you know? You're transparent."
'Not as much as this plan is. I mean, even my GRANDMA could come up with a more sinister idea than this crap.'
"Whatever, Yami...wait. Do you even have a grandma"
Silence reigned for a few moments.
'Uh...Your grandma?'
"Okay..but I don't think I have a grandma, either. Do I?" Her brows knitted together in confusion.
'Eh, that's far from the point.' said her Yami hotly. 'You're still going to screw up. Badly. I know you, Angelica...I'll be watching, and waiting..' she cackled wickedly before fading from Angelica's mind.
"I'll show you AND Ari...not only will I make Jaden fall in love with me, but I'll get all of his friends too!" She proclaimed. A few passing students had stopped, and they were watching Angelica's mental argument in interest. Some even started running away from her as fast as they could. Angelica winced.
"I seriously hope this works..."
Over at the Slifer dorms, Jaden, Chazz and Syrus sat in their dorm room, enjoying their usual breakfast of toast and eggs.
Or at least, Chazz was trying to.
"Uh, Sy...don't you think that it's kind of weird to be making out with your Dark Magician Girl poster?" questioned Jaden as he watched the blunette smother the wall in kisses. Chazz scoffed.
"Of course it is! Actually, it's downright creepy." He stated, gaping at Syrus while trying not to lose his breakfast. "Twerp..if you're going to do that, at least get a room..."
A soft knock came on the door, and a beautiful girl (who strangely was dressed in a boy's uniform) entered the room. Chazz perked up in curiousity; Syrus stopped what he was doing at the sound of the door closing. Slowly he turned around, and at the sight of the stranger he screamed.
"GAAH! I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING, I SWEAR!" He yelled, spreading his arms out in front of the poster in a feeble attempt to hide it from view. The girl's eyes widened nervously. "Okay...um, do any of you guys know where I can find a Jaden Yuki?" Chazz immediately lost interest in the newcomer and frowned. Meh, she looked a bit too old for him anyway. "Jeez, whatever happened to waiting for some one to say 'Come in'?" He muttered. "Hey, I'm Jaden Yuki!" said Jaden cheerfully. The girl's face brightened up. "Really! Wow, I've been looking for you all day! Like, it took me awhile to finally find this place and all..."
Chazz rolled his eyes. 'Chazz Princeton is ignored once again..' He thought bitterly.
You see, Chazz is really a sensitive person at heart. Underneath his stiff, menancing exterior is a warm and passionate soul who would love nothing more than an understanding, supportive friend.
...And a lapdance from Alexis.
"Mmm, Alexis." mumbled Chazz, smiling at his recent thought. He sat still, blissfully unaware of the world until he felt a hand land gently on his shoulder. His happiness was replaced by annoyance as he glanced up at the new girl, who had the nerve to invade his personal bubble. HIS bubble.
"What--er, hi?"
"Hello," She attempted to say in her sexiest voice possible, "My name is Angelica Simmons...pleased to meet you..." she pressed her body against his slightly. Digusted, Chazz stepped back.
"The name's Chazz Princeton...and you know, sexually molesting a minor is ILLEGAL here." he snapped. Angelica blinked. Not only was his remark gross; it was utterly random. "Eh?" She said, hopelessly confused. Chazz wrinkled his nose. "Seriously. How old are you, nineteen!"
As usual, she was at a loss for words.
"What-! No, I-! I'm only FIFTEEN! H-how the heck d-did you get an idea like THAT?" she stuttered. Chazz snorted. "It's easy. I mean, look at you. It is NOT possible for a fifteen year old girl to have frighteningly big breasts and a shapely figure like that, unless she had plastic surgery or something..orif she was Alexis..." Chazz sighed happily, staring off into space and entertaining his perverted thoughts of the blonde. Angelica stared at him.
"So you're saying that you were staring at my breasts!" She shouted angrily, causing both Jaden and Syrus to flinch and choke on their toast. Annoyed from being snapped out of his precious fantasies, Chazz rolled his eyes.
"No duh...who could miss those things?"
Angelica glanced down at her chest and blushed, suddenly feeling very self-conscious. "...I need to use the bathroom." She squeaked, heading frantically for the exit. The door slammed behind her. A few seconds passed and Jaden fidgeted slightly in his seat, uncomfortable with the silence.
"Uh..Chazz, don't you think that was a bit too mean?"
"No."
"Oh. Okay." The boys endured a more awkward pause before Syrus remarked:
"Jay, please tell me you didn't actually believe she was fifteen that whole time."
"Well, I-" Jaden stopped, thinking for a suitable answer.He sighed, unable to come up with something reasonable.
"No, not really." Chazz smirked, and for once he ate his breakfast in good spirits.
"I thought so." he said finally.
The door slammed back open and a guy that they only knew as Daniel Hoffer stormed in, stripped of everything except his underwear."Have any of you seen a girl wearing a Slifer uniform?" He snarled, clenching his fists. "Outside," said Chazz brightly, pointing toward the bathrooms. Daniel thanked him and sped off, muttering something like 'that chick's going down, even if she is a chick! '
Syrus turned to Jaden, wide-eyed. "Um, Jaden... should we tell Professor Banner about this?" He nodded slowly.
"I think so..."
To Be Continued In Chapter 3!
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Well, that chapter was a bit longer than the first, eh? x3 I tried to make it as interesting (and odd) as possible. Sorry if it was a bit TOO strange and OOC.
I need help with a duel scene I want to write between Angelica and Chazz...as I've said before, I'm a terrible duelist.
Ideas would help too...but that should be my job. XDD
Thanks for reading!
--Slash