There's no duel scene in this one--I'm figuring out where to put it right now, I promise.

I'm really, REALLY sorry about the huge delay in my writing. nn; We've been having a lot of exams this year at school, and they're all driving me nuts...but I'll make it up to the remaining readers I have by making the next bundle of chapters after this extra long. I apologize again for the wait.

Disclaimer: Though I do not own any part of the original Yu-Gi-Oh GX in any way, I do own Angelica Simmons, Ari Davidson, Daniel Hoffer and this storyline. Oh, and a couple of Oreos. There's not much else besides that. D:

((Warnings: OOC-ness at times, ridiculous situations, Dub names, annoying Mary Sues.))

I'd like to add to my long list of warnings: as some of you might of figured out this story doesn't really follow the actual storyline of Yugioh GX ;...but you know, most Mary Sue fics don't, so I'll just say that it's another Mary Sue aspect of the story. Sorry if you don't like it. :D

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"Haha. You got in trouble, didn't you?" Ari laughed at Angelica's bland white outfit, ignoring the Mary Sue's disgusted snarls.

Angelica sighed as she found herself roaming the hallways of Duel Academy with Ari, both without a uniform and a date. Rolling her eyes at the lanky brunette, she started to recount her meeting with the Slifer boys and Professor Banner, who happened to be the leader of the Slifer dorm itself.

FLASHBACK

Angelica growled at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, furiously wiping at the runny mascara that stained her cheeks. "Stupid boy, making comments about my chest like that...I'm so going to make sure that his life is a living heck!" she silently swore to herself, plotting out ways to do in Chazz Princeton. Yami casually appeared beside her, leaning against the sink and smirking smugly.

"Oh? How exactly do you plan to accomplish this, dear? Smother him to death with your double D's?"

Angelica stopped wallowing in her self pity and glared at her counterpart vehemently. What was her author thinking when she concocted this demon spawn, for the love of God? 'Oh well,' she concluded. Life's full of nasty surprises.
Meanwhile, Yami was mentally asking the same question...except with a lot more swear words in between.

"No." snapped Angelica. "First, I'm going to get all of my boyfriends to beat him up!! Then, I'll ask Daddy to buy the school and fire him!" she shrieked in an infantile fashion. Yami almost let out a snicker, upsetting her even more. Just when she was about to explode into another fit, her darker side spoke.


"Great plan you have there, except for the fact that you currently have no boyfriends; and let me ask you : how does one go firing another from school--short from expulsion? If there was a way to do so, I'm sure that the administration would've kicked you out the minute you stepped on shore." Yami emitted a sharp laugh, knowing that she had once again bested the Sue...though that wasn't too hard to do.

There was a pregnant pause. Of course, in every conversation held between Angelica and Yami it was almost assured that there would be a significant amount of said pauses.

"Shut up, Yami." was Angelica's best come back to the spirit.

The clatter of footsteps reached their ears, and Yami smirked knowingly at the sound. Where there were footsteps, there was trouble to be had. Clicking her tongue at Angelica as a grandmother would at mischievous toddlers, she winked before disappearing with a rather loud 'POOF!'

"Good luck getting out of this one, Suey." Yami echoed inside of Angelica's head. Some where inside, a blood vessel snapped.

"OH YEAH?! YOU JUST WAIT, CASPER! I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO EXORCISE YOUR ASS, AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING!!" She screamed, losing her cool for the third time in one day.

"OH YEAH?! YOU JUST WAIT, CASPER! I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO EXORCISE YOUR ASS, AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING!!" yelled a voice from inside the crude hut the Slifer dorm called a bathroom. Lyman Banner shook his head sadly. He couldn't help but feel sorry for the girl; not only was she verbally assaulted by sharp-tongued Chazz Princeton, but apparently she had a terrible mental illness that she was dealing with all by herself. He almost hesitated to punish her for knocking out the Hoffer kid and swiping his uniform; but he had to. After all, stealing is stealing, even if it's done by retarded children. It was a good thing that Jaden and Syrus came and notified him about this, he thought to himself. Who knew what this girl was capable of. Assault? Murder? Horribly off-key Britney Spears ballads? Professor Banner shuddered at the latter.

Finally, he mustered up enough of his wits to knock softly on the door several times.

"Er...Miss Simmons? May I please ask what you're doing in there?" He said softly, hoping that she would come out and turn herself in.

Angelica quirked an eyebrow at the abnormally slow voice coming from outside the bathroom. The man sounded like he was talking to a disabled two year old--which she certainly was not.

"Excuse me," She asked, backing slowly into the toilet and stumbling. "but who the heck are you?"

The professor gasped, afraid that he might have offended her in some way that only she could understand. He repeated his question again, this time in a slower pace.

"What. are. you. doing. in. there. Miss. Simmons?"

Jaden and Syrus appeared behind Professor Banner, and each of them put their heads to the door in curiosity. Syrus looked up at him weirdly.

"Uh, Professor..." he began quietly, "...I don't think that she's nuts or anything. Uh, I mean--y-you can talk normally, you know." Lyman blushed at his mistake, but covered it quickly by pressing the side of his head to the door as well.
It came as sort of a shock to him, he had to admit...who would have guessed that she wasn't crazy? From hearing her threaten to exorcise nonexistent people in a bathroom, it was kind of hard to tell that she wasn't. Even now he had doubts that she was sane. Wasn't she? Or not quite? Thinking about it almost drove Banner crazy himself.

"Uh...I don't know if that's true, Sy." Jaden whispered, shuffling his foot into the ground nervously.

"Angelica, this is Professor Banner, the head of Slifer Dorm...and I would like to know what you were thinking when you decided to go ahead and tear off my Slifers' clothes?" he demanded in a firmer tone.


Angelica froze. Oh, snaps. The man was Professor Banner, the man who stood in charge of the Slifer dorms--and he was also notoriously sexy, according to various Mary Sues that she had talked with. Angelica could feel her face go red...that is, if you can feel yourself changing colors. Her mind began to race for solutions to her sticky situation. What could she do to get out of this mess? Maybe she could get Banner on her side. Then, by close association with the head of Slifer, she could control the other students with her influence. Or she could possibly find out how to put people under mind control and force Banner to expel Chazz. No, wait...to assasinate Chazz...she knitted her eyebrows in deep thought.

Many ideas popped into Angelica's head all at once; but unfortunately, none of them were particularly bright ones.

"Erm, I was...uh...I was..trying them on?" Angelica blurted out, not realizing how stupid her excuse actually sounded to other people.
"Eh?" came the unanimous, dumbstruck reply of the Slifers.

BAM! In the next moment the door suddenly slammed open into their unsuspecting faces, causing the three to crash to the ground in a heap. Seeing her chance for escape, Angelica sprang out the door and headed straight for the forest, not looking back at the trio even once. Thinking that she had made it into the clearing, a wide Chesire-cat grin spread across her face. If she weren't in the middle of a heart-pounding getaway, she would have probably danced right then and there.


"You'll never get me now, suckaaaaaaaaaaaz!" she screamed as she carelessly faded into the foliage.

END FLASHBACK

"...and then while you were running, Daniel Hoffer caught up and tackled you, dragging you back to the Slifer Dorm where Doctor Crowler almost expelled you--if it weren't for Chancellor Sheppard's mysterious protests to let you stay?" Ari repeated her story as he understood it. He made a face. "Interesting." The Ra started to chuckle slightly, which soon turned into full-blown laughter.Angelica scowled as Ari collapsed to the floor, taken by a serious case of the giggles.She prodded his shaking body with her foot, but he continued to laugh even harder.
"Go ahead and laugh. You won't be laughing when you find yourself FIRED." With an angry huff, Angelica strided down the winding hallway and into the nearest classroom. A few seconds later, she reappeared in the doorway, blushing.

"Wrong room. Heh heh." She muttered to herself before resuming her angry fit and stomping out of sight. Long after she had gone, Ari was still cracking up in the middle of the hall. He was laughing so hard that it alarmed a number of students passing by, a few of whom stopped and attempted to snap him out of his current state.

"Hey, Mustard face! You okay?" asked an Obelisk, who repeatedly shook his shoulder. A couple of girls next to him attempted to pin Ari' sides down so he wouldn't smack himself (or other people) to death. A random Slifer took it upon himself to run to the nearest class to fetch some help. Yes, the whole scene was quite a speculation--count on Ari the drama queen to make things a whole lot more stressful.

On the other end of the hall, Jaden, Syrus, Daniel, and Bastion Misawa were strolling to Doctor Crowler's class, taking their precious time to arrive.Daniel was in the middle of telling his obscene version of what Angelica had done to him, emphasizing his unfathomable hate for her constantly. After the telling, Bastion looked up at the ceiling thoughtfully, then back at Daniel with a puzzled expression on his face.

"I'm afraid that you'll have to clarify this for me...why would she render you unconscious and steal your clothes?"

"Because she wanted to try them on?" Syrus piped up suddenly.

Bastion stared at Syrus for a long time before merely shaking his head.

"Hey guys, do ya see that? ...Geez, whoever they are, those guys sure sound like they're having a blast!" Jaden exclaimed, pointing out Ari and his growing crowd of worried/amused onlookers. Grabbing both Syrus' and Bastion's hands, he sprinted toward them, eager to be apart of the commotion.

The four stopped in front of the three Obelisks who were now sitting on Ari, which only slightly prevented him from squirming about on the floor. His loud, shrill laughter continued, and by the looks of it he didn't seem like he was planning to stop anytime soon. Bastion kneeled besides the Obelisk boy.

"Pardon me..but what's going on?" he asked breathlessly, discovering that he himself felt winded just by looking at Ari. The boy glared at him hotly. "Whadya think, Mustard face? I've been trying to get this kid to shut his yap for twenty minutes now!"

"Yeah," said one of the girls, "is there any chance that you know him?" she moved her elbow aside, revealing a bit of Ari's reddened face. Daniel's eyes widened, and his face twisted in rage.

"You're friends with that--that chick!" He roared, pushing one of the girls over and hovering over Ari.

Miraculously, Ari stopped long enough to glance at Bastion, over to Syrus and Jaden, and finally back at Daniel. He blinked hard twice before rubbing his eyes.

"Daniel Hoffer?" he asked.

"Yeah..what's it to ya?" Daniel snapped.

"HA HA HA HA HA...!!"

Ari started laughing so hard that he finally fainted.

Everyone heaved a huge sigh of relief...but it was short lived, since Doctor Crowler was on the scene right afterwards, waving his hands frantically and ushering random students out of his way.

"What are you all doing here, standing around like numbskulls? GET BACK TO CLASS!" Crowler shouted, rubbing his temples as swarms of idiotic students flocked togetherin a hurry to get away from him. When the hallway was dead quiet, he took a look at the passed out kid sprawled on the tile floor.

"Ari Davidson. Hm." Without a second thought, Doctor Crowler walked away, leaving him there.

It was best, he decided, that Ari rest undisturbed.