Hime-sama

by: Bakunawa

V. Do You Know Naruto?

Naruto is many many things.

If you ask a native of the Fire Country who Naruto is, they might just look at you or maybe smile awkwardly and say "Whoever that person's parents are, that person should sue them. Fishcake, seriously?"

If you ask a resident of Konohagakure, you would probably get an immediate answer like, "You mean the chief's daughter?" or "Yes, she's this sunny-haired little girl our Hokage used to carry around with him all the time. He's such a loving father, Hokage-sama. She's older now but he'd often go into a fit whenever she went missing."

If you were to approach a ninja of Konoha, you might hear a lot more colorful descriptions ranging from one end of the spectrum to the other. For example, "Naruto-hime-sama? She is the blooming golden flower who shines brighter than the magnificent sun and burns with the lovely power of youth!". Or if you talking to a much jaded ninja, you get this reply: "The brat."

If you go to the Academy and ask a random teacher, you might still get "The brat" comment with an additional "The bane of my existence? Why would you wanna know?"

If you like to talk to a student who is not from her age group, you might get answers like these, "She's the boss!" or "Hime-sama is the best!" or "She makes this awesome jutsu that would blow your mind!"

If you talk to older students, the replies come variously like "Yeah, she's a troublemaker. Total jailbait if she gets a little older. But don't tell anyone, okay?" or you just get stared down on like your the filthiest thing in existence.

If you ask someone from her age group, then you'd get "Why does it always have to be about her?" or "Naruto-hime's my best friend." with a very knowing smile that would leave you sweating for no reason or just a simple "Troublesome."

But if you ask Sasuke though, he would look at you first and then sigh, "Dobe, what are you up to now?"

Of course, you would have to shed your disguise since you've been caught. You might give a little pout or a snide comment. Then bug him a little bit because you really want to know how he figured you out. He won't give you any though and that would bug you to hell. And then a brilliant idea would struck you by then like all brilliantly genius ideas always do.

Sasuke would be shocked when you suddenly smack your palm on his forehead and than ran like hell out of the room, yelling "Tag, your it!"

He would be furious, of course, but he'd rather get back to you later when you least expect it than chase after you like what most idiots you play pranks on tend to do. A minute later, you would hear him scream bloody murder and come running to get you to have the 'IT' tattoo removed from his forehead.

You are Naruto. And you are many many things.