Author's note: Didn't come out as funny as I expected but good enough. Hope it'll come out funnier in the next one. Keep reading! GIVE REVIEWS! Go Dramione!
To Pansy Parkinson Zabini
Pansy,
I'm back and I don't know why I'm writing to you. I suppose I'm inviting you for a night out tomorrow at The Shack. You might as well come. Don't send a reply. I don't want to know anything.
Malfoy (Your husband's self-supposed best friend)
To Marcus Flint
Flint,
Come to a night out tomorrow at The Shack. No questions. 8 o clock.
Malfoy (still maybe your 'friend')
To Blaise Zabini
Zabini,
Ignore this letter. I wrote it just for the count. I already sent you a letter, mate.
Like the last,
Malfoy (Your supposed best friend)
To Gregory Goyle
Goyle,
Don't use your pretty head and move your bulky mass to The Shack by 8. Don't try to figure anything out. I'm not waiting a gazillion years.
Malfoy(With you by my side always *smirk*)
To Daphne Greengrass
Daph,
You are invited to a night out at the Shack at *o clock. I won't give a damn if you don't come anyway.
Malfoy
To Adrian Pucey
Pucey,
A bludger can break you head- accidentally , of course- in the game your Falcons have against the Harpies if you don't come to The Shack at 8o clock.
Malfoy(Your former teammate and 'leader')
To Theodore Nott
Nott,
Come over. The shack. 8.
Malfoy
Coming up: Finally meeting the Slytherins. Waiting for the Pansy Blow-Up!