Ranma and Akane headed straight back to the Tendo residence, Akane was about to ask why the hunt was cut short, not that she minded, but was still curious but the look in Ranma's eyes caused her to think better of it, it was easy to see this wasn't the time to be asking questions, so she just went to the fridge to retrieve a packet of blood, Ranma headed upstairs, needing to think.

The Guestroom…

The minute Ranma entered the room, eyes closed and shut the door Genma grabbed his shoulders and slammed him against the wall with all his strength, Ranma offered little resistance, Ranma slowly opened his eyes and made eye contact with his father.

"What are you playing at boy, you know what happens when vampires drink human blood and you know it's illegal, are you trying to get her and her family slain?" Genma roared at his son.

"You know me when it comes to deals I never go back on them so don't even try trying to get me to let her off" Ranma replied.

"Tell me Ranma why are you doing this?" Genma roared.

"Because of your deal with mom" Ranma replied simply, Genma froze and let go of Ranma, slowly backing away.

"What does this have to do with that?" Genma asked.

"You know mom, in order for her to even approve of Akane she must become a true vampire and if she isn't the Tendo engagement wouldn't last a second and then I'd try to get closer to her anyway, then she'll dust her…the agreement was I had to become a vampire among vampires, a vampire all demons have nightmares about otherwise we're both dust and guess what that means I have to corrupt Akane, prove that I am the worst vampire" Ranma replied.

"Yet you never tried this with any other girl, not even the one you came close to loving" Genma replied confused.

"She was human, the night she died was the night I was going to change her and then I'd bring her into my life fully so we could be together forever until that bastard killed her…and when it comes to the others…Akane managed something none of them did" Ranma explained.

"What do you mean?" Genma asked.

"We zinged…I can't let this relationship end the same as the others, either by me or her leaving the other or death" Ranma replied.

"You zinged oh happy day, lets hold the wedding tomorrow night…"Genma began.

"No! Akane doesn't know what a zing is and I will not be rushed into it and if you try to hold the wedding mom will undoubtedly turn up and the minute she finds out Akane is tame vampire, a pet of the humans she'll be nothing but a pile of dust then so will you for engaging me to her and allowing the marriage to take place, she'll probably give me one chance but then I'll fight her and I doubt I'll win…she's too powerful" Ranma explained.

"Right…so our only chance is to corrupt her and let her realize how she feels about you" Genma sighed.

"Exactly, but it's not that easy, it'll take a lot for her to even admit to herself how she feels about me but that's not all the amazons are back in the picture" Ranma explained and Genma paled.

"The amazons?" Genma gasped.

"Yep and now apparently I'm engaged to my stepdaughter (Fixed this in the last chapter)" Ranma huffed as he leaned against the wall.

"Oh man, I swear they deliberately make things awkward and confusing" Genma moaned.

"Ha you're telling me, I can't wait to see the family tree" Ranma muttered.

"So what are we gonna do?" Genma asked.

"We're gonna have to be careful, if they find out about Akane they'll try to kill her and now that the one I'm engaged to is a werecheetah they may succeed" Ranma replied.

"A werecheetah" Genma muttered, beginning to get really worried, Ranma became more like his mother when he is confronted with 'were' creatures, especially when he's pushed too far, he still has nightmares from the last time it happened.

"Yeah" Ranma muttered.

The Next Day…

Ranma and Akane were heading to school when Ranma froze, Akane continued a few steps before turning back to face Ranma with a confused expression, when she noticed Ranma's eyes were darting in all directions and was taking several sniffs of the air, Akane took a sniff of the air and smelt the scent of a female feline were creature on heat.

And not a minute later Ranma was glomped from behind by a purple haired girl with large and bouncy breasts in Chinese style clothing which left very little to the imagination, she had cute little yellow years on the top of her head with black spots and a furry tail peeking out from under her clothes of the same colour which was now curling round her right leg and round Ranma's leg and gliding up to his crotch.

"Let go of me Shampoo or I'll tear that thing off and shove that thing up your ass" Ranma growled in a low tone.

"Oh promises, promises" Shampoo whispered into his ear seductively before leaping back and off of Ranma.

"Ranma who's that?" Akane asked as she pointed as Shampoo, remembering her from the night before.

"Akane meet Shampoo bitch of the amazons my stepdaughter and apparently my newest fiancé thanks to their damn laws" Ranma groaned.

"What?" Akane asked, growing a confused expression, not sure whether to yell pervert or to figure out her fiancés family tree.

"Every male outsider who defeats a female amazon receives the kiss of marriage and has to marry her and every female outside who defeats a female amazon gets hunted down and killed, I defeated her mother a long time ago and I think I might of married her by mistake and then I got engaged to Shampoo the daughter of my wife and her new husband" Ranma explained getting a slight headache.

"So you're married?" Akane asked, feeling her rage build.

"By this point I have no idea especially with their laws I might of married her just by drinking her soup or something, this is a race of people who don't give a damn about incest" Ranma retorted.

"How airen know of ancient amazon soup law?" Shampoo asked, Ranma Akane both deadpanned at hearing this.

"See what I mean…and I didn't Shampoo, anyway did I marry your mother?" Ranma asked.

-Yes, she told me she chased you in wedding dress with a spear after she said her vows and managed to attack your shirt to tree with spear and kiss you- Shampoo explained in her native tongue.

"So that's what that was" Ranma mused.

"What did she say?" Akane asked.

"She managed to kiss me after saying her vows on the night I left so apparently we're married" Ranma explained.

A/N Sorry this chapter isn't as long as the last one or as good.