Gamzee stuck his finger into the warm sopor pie and sighed. He was never much for negative feelings, but he was glad he had a number of ways to rid himself of them.
He swirled his finger around the pie and put it in his mouth, feeling his taste buds tingle and the flavor kick in. He breathed out through his nose and closed his eyes, thinking hard.
Terezi's got feelings for a motherfucker? What the fuck am I supposed to say?
He certainly didn't share the same feelings, but he didn't know how he would break the news to her. And on top of that, Karkat was pretty much furious with him, and Gamzee was sure Karkat wouldn't speak with him anytime soon. It made Gamzee upset to think about.
"Maybe I could motherfuckin' ask Kanaya what to do," said Gamzee aloud. Kanaya had auspisticized with their mutual friends before, so this was certainly something right up her alley. He remembered that he received messages on his computer, but he really didn't want to deal with them right now. He decided to contact Kanaya at a later time and focus on rejuvenating his mood.
Wasting no time, he dove right into the pie, already starting to feel it's calming effects. He let out a low moan, feeling his body tingle with warmth and his mind start to fog up, obscuring all thoughts.
"Fuck... yeah..." he said, lying on his back on the cool kitchen floor. He looked up at the lights above him as they began to get hazy, and soon enough he was seeing all sorts of colors fill the air and surround him in a wondrous rainbow aura. He felt lighter than air.
"This shit is the motherfuckin' best..." he said, drooling slightly. He suddenly fell asleep, and when he awoke from his nap, he felt as if he could take on the world. It was then that he decided to check his messages and just get it over with. He cracked his neck and walked over to his computer, turning on the screen.
Messages from two different trolls, Feferi and... Vriska? This was sure to be interesting. He decided to check that one first.
AG: Heeeeeeeey Gamz! ::::)
AG: Hello?
TC: SoRrY sPiDeRsIs. I wAs SeEiN mIrAcLeS bEfOrE i ChEcKeD tHiS.
AG: You shouldn't eat that gar8age. It'll mess with your head.
AG: Then again, the damage was pro8a8ly done long ago :::;)
AG: Whatever, I wanted to ask you something personal.
TC: HaHa, WhEn YoU sAy ThAt It MaKeS mE aLl Up AnD aNxIoUs To HeAr It!
TC: :o) HoNk!
AG: Yeah. Clowns. Fascinating.
AG: Do you like anyone?
To say that Gamzee was taken aback by the question would be a huge understatement.
TC: UhHhH wHy Do YoU wAnT tO aLl Up AnD kNoW tHaT?
AG: Just curious. I want to know.
AG: Why, do you think I have some sort of ulterior motive as to a question like this?
AG: Do you think I'm a 8ad person?
AG: I'm ashamed of you, Gamzee. You're an asshole ::::/
TC: Aw ShIt, I fUcKeD uP aGaIn. :o(
AG: Yeah. So tell me who you like!
TC: UhHh WeLl...
TC: My FlUsHcRuSh Is FeFeRi.
AG: Fishgirl?
AG: You could do SO much 8etter ::::/
TC: HaHa No MoThErFuCkIn WaY.
TC: WhEn It CoMeS tO bEiN aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiN aMaZiNg, FeFeRi Is SiMpLy ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN bEsT tHeRe MoThErFuCkIn Is.
TC: :o)
AG: Stop saying "mOtHeRfUcKiN"!
AG: So Feferi is your flushcrush, then?
AG: Interesting...
TC: UhHh. WhY?
AG: I have to go, Gamzee. This conversation, just like the others, was no motherfuckin fun at all.
AG: I mean no fun at all.
AG: 8ye!
Gamzee frowned slightly. Vriska was never the best troll to talk to about anything, and she wasn't particularly nice either. However, Gamzee didn't let it bother him too much. It was just her nature.
He went to check the other message from Feferi and smiled, talking to her and feeling his mood become even more elev8ted.
He meant elevated.
Vriska rolled her eyes. Most of her friends were motherfuckin dumb. She meant dum8.
Still, it was quite the interesting situation that they were in. Gamzee liked Feferi, Terezi liked Gamzee, Karkat liked Terezi and Nepeta liked Karkat. Vriska couldn't wait to make herself director of this live-action drama. She sat back in her seat and remembered her prior conversation with Terezi. Although their friendship had sunken long ago, they still spoke to each other, although nothing too friendly of course. Terezi was in no way interested in a kismesissitude with Vriska, and Vriska herself was not too keen to the idea as well. They settled for the occasional casual conversation.
And boy, did Vriska sure learn a whole lot from that conversation. Quadrant talk had prompted the two trolls to confess their current flushcrushes. Vriska had mentioned that she was indeed interested in a kismesissitude, but with Eridan. Terezi had mentioned that she could see that one coming a mile away, and she confessed herself that she was flushed red for Gamzee.
It didn't even take a self-proclaimed genius like Vriska to guess how much she could play around with valuable inform8tion. She already knew Karkat was into Terezi and Nepeta was into Karkat, but learning that Terezi was into Gamzee? This was indeed getting interesting. She made a plan to tell Gamzee, but first, she had someone else to speak to.
AG: Heeeeeeeey Kanaya!
GA: Oh No
AG: What?
GA: I Saw Your Message And My Immediate First Thought Was Oh No
GA: Followed By Not Right Now I Do Not Need This
AG: Oh relax ::::/
AG: I just wanted to tell you some news!
GA: What News
GA: Should I Be Seated For This
AG: Yes!
GA: Okay I Am Sitting Down I Am Ready For Whatever Horrible Thing You Could Say
AG: Well a little 8lind 8irdie told me that she has feelings for a certain clown retard.
GA: Um
GA: Why Are You Telling Me This
AG: Well, I need your help with something!
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] has blocked arachnidsGrip [AG]
AG: You know 8locking doesn't actually DO anything, right?
GA: Yes