TheShamanMaster presents...
The Year Of The Dog Party
Story & Script by TheShamanMaster
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...
Note: OMG! I never expected this story to get 10K hits! Thank you everyone! And sorry again for the delay!
Chapter 8: It's Party Time! Rock on!
That night, Kakashi had walked through the streets with his suit, cracking his knuckles for what was like the 50th time. He was extreamly pissed off. How he wanted to humiliate Gai that badly.
"Y'know, if you do that any longer, you'll hurt your hand." muttered a familiar voice.
Kakashi turned to see Yamato. "Oh, Tenzo, it's you."
"I told you to call me Yamato. You know how I don't like that name."
"Lighten up would ya?" He said patting him on the back. "Tenzo's a gangster name!"
Yamato pretended he hadn't heard that. "Yeah, what's with that suit?"
"Just picked it up from the dry cleaners. And I got this free Wal-Mart coupon with it for a free pack of Oreo's." He pulled a piece of paper saying Wal-Mart coupon.
"Oreos?"
"They're like the best thing ever! Anyway, reason why I have the suit is cuz Gai is such a ladies man and everyone KNOWS I am the real man round here."
Yamato raised his eyebrow. "So, it's a competition to see who has the bigger set of balls is it?"
Kakashi chuckled. "You could say that. So, why you out here?"
"I came to get some egg fried rice, and go back to my place and watch the entire 5th Season of 24 on DVD." He held up a DVD boxset with 24 on it.
"That's the show with Kiefer Sutherland? I love that show! But the whole thing? Why not watch the first season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? That's shorter." Kakashi suggested.
Yamato pulled a face. "Yeah, well, 24 is action!"
"And Haruhi is humour!"
Both looked at one another fiercly. "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
"Yep!"
"Rock...
"...paper..."
"...scissors!" Both shouted. But Kakashi won with rock smashes scissors.
"Best outta five!" Yamato cried
"Fine." Kakashi replied.
Somewhere else in Konoha, Gai was surrounded by seven or eight beautiful women and was now at the Gentlemen's Bar having the time of his life.
"Ladies, did I ever tell you the time I single-handly defeat an army of Sound Ninja with nothing but my bare hands?"
"No! Please tell us A Pimp Named Gai!" One of them responded.
"Well, it was during the Chuunin Exams, and the stadium had just been attacked. Of course I would know what to do first because I'm the brains of the operation, so..." As Gai continued, Jiraiya walked in.
"Oi! Bartender, the usual please!" He said sitting down at the counter
"Of course, Jiraiya-sama, anything for my best customer." The guy behind the counter reached into the cabinet below him and picked out a bottle of sake.
"Erm, Jiraiya-sama, we're out of the usual, may I suggest this brand? It's got a nice crispy, yet fruity taste." He placed the bottle down, and Jiraiya took a mouthful of it.
"Hmm." He said nodding his head. "Not bad. Cheers, mack." He placed down a few notes of money. "Tastes like God himself made this stuff..hm?" He noticed out the corner of his eye Gai-sensei sitting with all the women.
"Huh?" He said wide-eyed. "That is something you don't see everyday. Hey, Gai!" Jiraiya called out. Gai looked up from lighting a cigar.
"A Pimp Named Gai, you know him?" A blonde girl asked.
"Who is that dirty-old man?" Another asked.
"Is he Santa Claus with a shaved beard?" A red-head said.
Gai lit his cigar. "Pardon me, ladies." He walked over to Jiraiya.
"Yo, Jiraiya." Gai replied.
"Gai, what are you doing here? And what the hell are you wearing?"
"That's A Pimp Named Gai. And I just happen to look like a ladies man!" He replied.
"I just said Gai, and you ain't no pimp."
"No, no. It's A Pimp Named Gai, like The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, you say the whole thing. A Pimp Named Gai." Gai replied taking a puff of his cigar.
Jiraiya was getting annoyed. "Can't I call you Gai like always?"
Gai tuttered at him. "Nah, you fool! I'm A Pimp Named Gai, say it with me now!"
Jiraiya burst out laughing. "You!? A pimp? Not in a million years, cowboy! I'm the author of Icha Icha Paradise for lord's sake! I know what it means being a pimp! Heck, I've even included a pimp in Volume 3. Volume 3 is now avaliable from your local bookstore for only ¥5,000. Buy now, and you'll get a limited edition..d-BEEP"
Gai raised his eyebrow. "A d-Beep?"
"What the hell?"
"Oh." The bartender spoke. "That's the 'super-duper-awesome-cancel-out-the-rude-word-beeper-atron."
"Eh?" Jiraiya and Gai said confused.
"In English, if you wanna trash-talk like a bitch, take your mouth to the back of the place where it can't be heard you got that you c-Beep!!"
Jiraiya stood up, chugged down the rest of the bottle, and smashed it down on the counter. "That's it Gai! I'm declaring this "The Battle of the Konoha Pimps!" It will begin tomorrow evening, be there or be SQUARE!"
"When I'm done with you fool, you'll be seeing stars!" Gai said flexing his muscles.
"Star? That the best you can come up with?"
"No, but I know you'll be coming up to me like the loser you'll be and be BOWING TO MY FEET!" He declared in an army-like tone of voice.
The bartender cleared away the broken glass. "You." Jiraiya shouted. "Another bottle of that stuff! On the rocks!" The bartender said nothing and reached for another bottle.
"Oh, by the way, Kakashi will be joining us." Gai replied.
"Really?" The sennin asked curiously. "This will be interesting." He took another mouthful.
Gai took his cigar and sat backed down with his ladies. The two ignored each other for the rest of the evening.
Kakashi and Yamato were now at Yamato's house watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. In chronological order. Seems that Kakashi had won the little game.
"See? I told you'd this be good." Kakashi said laughing hard.
Yamato was laughing hard also. He looked down. "Out of popcorn?"
"Get some more. And some of those cocktail weenies." Kakashi said
"Weenies? You mean sausages don't ya?"
"Whatever. Just get 'em." Yamato mumbled something and got up. He turned on his popcorn machine, and looked for the coctail weenies. Just then the doorbell rang.
"Get that would ya!" Yamato called out. Kakashi sighed and paused the DVD. He opened the door to see Asuma.
"Asuma? What are you doing here?"
Asuma shrugged and took a puff. "Hell, I was bored. Watcha doing anyway?"
"Watching Haruhi Suzumiya on DVD. It's crack-a-lackin."
"Cool." Asuma blew a small cloud of smoke in Kakashi's face.
He coughed. "Geez, do that outside!"
"I don't tell you to read yo damn books outside do I?"
"Well if the boot fits!"
"OI!" Shouted Yamato. "You going or staying? Quit acting like a bunch of women!"
Kakashi and Asuma came in and sat down on the couch. They continued watching. An episode or so later, another knock on the door.
"I'll get it." The silver-haired jounin got up and answered the door. He was shocked. "Ibiki?"
"Yo." Ibiki said raising his hand. "How y'all doing this evening?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Asuma invited me here." He replied. Yamato gave a death glare to Asuma. "Who else did you invite?"
"That's it I swear." He said stumping out his fag in the ash tray.
"If you lie, I'll kill you."
"Yeah, well, I'll burn you with my lighter. Oh, I forget you're a wood element so you'd burn like a forest fire."
"Shut it, windbag!" (A/N: Don't forget that Asuma uses the Wind Element.)
"Make me stumpy!"
"Air cutter!"
"Tree-trunk face!"
"QUIET!" Ibiki barked. The others went silent.
Ibiki walked and sat down on the arm chair next to the couch. "This is one comfortable chair. Nice and snuggy."
"My lazy-boy chair."
Yamato said with a sigh. "Now can we resume watching?" As
the night went on, everyone was enjoying themselves. It was around
1am or so before everyone fell asleep. Ibiki slept in the chair.
Heck, he started to love that chair. Yamato slept in his bed, while
Kakashi on the couch, and Asuma on the floor. At around the same
time, Jiraiya headed home, along with Gai.
The next day...
"YIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
That was the sound of Uzumaki Naruto bursting out of bed. He looked out the window. Today was sunny, with a few spots of cloud or two. Everything seemed peaceful. He looked at the clock. It read 8:30am.
"Party starts 8pm! 11 and half hours!" He went to the shower, and had a wash. Afterwards, he dried and dressed himself. He started his morning workout, which composed of pushups, and situps mostly and a bit of stretching.
Back at Yamato's, all four were awake. Kakashi made breakfast. Afterwards, Ibiki left.
"Leaving so soon?" Asuma said.
"Yep."
"Aren't you coming to the party tonight?"
"Of course. I just need to get my outfit. I'll see you later."
At the Grand Hall, everything was completed, and poor Shizune had past out on the floor! She woke up feeling all achy.
"Well, we're all done. I gotta get home and rest. What a nights work can do to a girl." She left the building and locked the door behind her.
Neji was woken up to the sound of thumping on his door.
"Neji! Neji-niisan! Niisan!"
Neji shook his head. "Alright, alright!" He sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Day of the party. Lee, you better not.." He said to himself.
"Neji-niisan!"
"Jesus, hang on would ya?" He walked and opened his door. He almost fainted at the sight he saw. It was Hinata. But wearing something...out of the ordinary. She had a cat-ears headpiece, along with a furry skin-tight top that showed off some mid-drift. Her pants were also furry which came down her legs and had a tail coming out her buttocks. Her hands and feet were cat gloves.
"Meow." Hinata said sweetly.
Neji had a slight nosebleed and fell to his knees. "Goddamn you are sexy!"
"Pervert!" She said crossly.
"Is it my fault you wanna look like the hottest thing in the world next to fire?"
Hinata blushed like crazy. "Thanks, but I just wanted to see how you liked my costume. And I can see you drooling all over me..."
Neji snapped out of it. "Well...you look beautiful, cousin. Now if you please, I need to practice for tonight."
"Okay." Hinata smiled. "I'm getting breakfast."
"Don't burn nothing!"
"I heard that!" Hinata called back. Neji set up his drums and started to play. "Time to rock and roll!" He was interrupted by a cell phone call. He picked up.
"Who is it?"
"Me of course." A familiar voice spoke.
"Lee, I'm practicing, and so should you. We need to set up at the Grand Hall at 7pm and get the equipment ready!"
"Alright." Lee said on the other end. "No need to yell. I'll see you later."
Later that day at around 7-ish...
Neji and Lee set up everything and practiced a few songs. Neji was wearing a Mafia-style outfit, complete with a hat. Lee, had gone as Captain Jack Sparrow, but forgot to fix his hair. But he did have a musket.
"Easy Lover by Phil Collins?" Neji asked reading the lyric book
"Yep. It's a great song. I think it brings out the youthfulness in everyone!" Lee said with the infamous fire in his eyes.
"Alright, one, two, three..." Both started playing. Outside, Shikamaru and Asuma were on sercurity duty. Asuma was wearing a James Bond tuxedo, and even had a Wolfram P2K in his back pocket. Shikamaru, however, was wearing black robes and had gelled his hair to make it slightly spikier then usual. He also had a sword strapped to his back.
"Who are you meant to be?" Asuma asked.
"Kaien Shiba from Bleach. He's actually a pretty cool character." He looked at the checklist of the guests. "We got a load of people tonight."
Naruto was just about ready. He dressed in the standard ninja uniform. He picked up Yondaime's cloak and admired it for awhile. To think...this actually belonged to a legend...He smiled. He wrapped it round himself, and clipped it together. He picked.up a comb, and fixed his hair. Naruto looked in the mirror. He actually looked like Yondaime.
One last thing...He made a small hand seal, and in a poof of smoke, the whisker marks on his cheeks were gone. Perfect. He left his place. He was going to have the best night of his life...
Around an hour or so later, the doors were open. Shikamaru started to let people in.
"Hayao Miyazaki?" He said marking off the board. A man wearing a dark suit walked in.
"Yumi Fujiwara?" A women wearing an angel costume went inside.
"Gai Maito?" He looked up to see Gai in a purple suit, and a cream-colored hat.
"That's A Pimp Named Gai."
"Err...yeah. Have fun." Asuma said.
Gai shuffled a ¥1000 note in Asuma's hand. "Get yourself something nice later."
"Tite Kubo?"
"Eiichiro Oda?"
"Akira Toriyama?"
A group of three men in musketeer outfits walked in without saying nothing. Shikamaru looked at his list. Quite a load of people had come in.
"Hey, Shika-kun." Shikamaru looked up to Ino in a devil outfit. It showed off all her curves and Shikamaru almost collapsed at the sight of her sexiness.
"Wow, you are a bad girl." He joked.
"Well." She purred. "I can be a VERY bad girl. See ya inside, good-looking." She kissed him and went in.
"Well done, stud." Asuma said giving a thumbs up. He blushed, and tried to cover it.
"Lemme see, Sakura, Lee, Hinata, Neji, Chouji, Kiba, Shino...that's just about everyone...hm?" One more figure was apporaching them.
"Any idea who that is?" Asuma asked.
"No clue." The lazy genius looked at the person. "Dunno." His eyes shifted back to the clipboard.
"Name please?" Both asked the stranger.
The stranger cleared his throat. "Yondaime Hokage." He spoke in a modest, yet polite tone.
"Let's see..Yuri, Yami, Yumi, Yako, Yaki, Yazo, Yondaime...YONDAIME HOKAGE!!!!!!!?????" Asuma shouted. Both him and Shikamaru stepped back.
"No way! You're dead! Wait...is that..." Shikamaru said
"It's me. In the flesh." 'Yondaime' spoke.
Asuma stammered and was shaking. "G-g-g-g-go r-r-r-ight in, Y-Yondaime-sama..."
"Thanks." He walked in.
Shikamaru had just recovered from a state of shock. "As-Asuma, was that really HIM?"
"No doubt about it. But that's impossible. Unless it's an imposter!"
"What if it's someone in a costume?"
"Yes, that too."
Naruto walked in, and looked round for Sakura. He spotted her talking to Ino and TenTen. TenTen was dressed as Fuu from Samurai Champloo. He spotted Kiba and Shino with Hinata. Kiba was a gangster, with loads of gold chains, and Shino was dressed like a Sherlock Holmes, complete with a pipe.
Ino spotted 'Yondaime'. "Hey, Sakura, who is that?" She turned to see. "Yondaime?" Everyone turned to see the person who had just entered. Most were in shock and were staring. Most dropped cups of fruit punch.
"Yo. What's poppin?" ''Yondaime'' asked the crowd.
Yes! The partys here! Get ready for the next chapter with loads of romantic moments, and the Battle of The Pimps! If you didn't remember, heres a quick list of who has what costume:
Naruto- Yondaime
Sakura- Dog
Hinata- Cat
Kiba- Gangster
Shino- Sherlock Holmes
Kakashi, Gai and Jiraiya- Pimps
Ino- Devils outfit
Tenten- Fuu from Samurai Champloo
Neji- Mafia Boss
Lee- Jack Sparrow
Asuma- James Bond
Shikamaru- Kaien Shiba from Bleach.
Yamato, Chouji, Ibiki, Kurenai and Anko will be announced in the next chapter! I hope you enjoyed this chapter!